My Past Life Simulator
Chapter 137

136 [The King of Free Stuff]

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"Boom boom boom--"

The stone surface underfoot is rising rapidly.

He Zhao looked down and saw a huge turtle's back covered with runes.

"Good guy, it has risen to a height of thirty meters!"

He found the right position, put strength on his legs, and jumped down.

"Crack!"

He stepped on the hard stone with his feet, turned over again, and fell into the mud at the bottom of the river.

Looking around, I saw a stone statue with the head of a dragon and the body of a turtle.

The turtle statue is huge, with very thick limbs, long claws like dragon claws, its neck is covered with dense carvings of dragon scales, and its whole body is covered with yellow-brown river mud.

"Dragon head, turtle body."

"Baxia? Or it can also be called (bì)(xì)!"

Baxia is one of the nine sons of the dragon in myths and legends. There are many allusions about him. The most widely circulated one is that he helped Dayu control the floods.

Rumor has it that He always likes to cause trouble with his Immense Strength ability, running around with famous mountains and rivers on his back, not only destroying the Central Land environment, but also blocking the river channels dredged by Dayu.

Dayu had no choice but to conquer it himself. After surrendering, he helped Dayu control the flood. If he needed to block the flood, he would move nearby mountains to block it. If he needed to divert the flood, he would move the mountains blocking the road.

After the flood control was successful, Dayu moved mountains around to prevent Baxia from continuing to be idle. Then, he had an idea. He carved his achievements on a stone tablet. With the monument full of honors, would he be willing to put it down and move mountains again?

Then, Baxia, who was brutally tricked, became honest from then on, carrying a stone tablet everywhere to show off his glorious achievements.

From then on, Baxia became truly Stele-Carrying Ancient Beast.

He Zhao looked at the inscription. He read it for a long time and found that he didn't recognize a single word.

However, when I think of it, this is the place where Demon General Fuyou was suppressed. Maybe what is written on it is about the other party's sins, or some spells used to suppress it.

"Boy, where did you come from? Why is there Three Treasures, the son of Zhang Daoling? Could it be Celestial Master, the current Celestial Master of Dragon Tiger Mountain?"

"???"

A ferocious voice came from the Baxia faucet.

He quickly stepped forward and took a look.

Oops!

I saw a monster biting in the dragon's head.

It's a pity that I can't see his body, I can only see him. He has a bear's head, a human face, and a ferocious expression. You can tell at a glance that he's not a good guy, he's a born bad guy!

"Are you Fuyou?"

"Yes, I am none other than Lord Gonggong's vanguard general - Fuyou!"

He Zhao looked at the other person with a proud and smug look on his face. He always felt that this Demon General was a little silly, like a fool that I could easily fool.

"Let me ask you something, how is your strength now?"

"Hmph, I can beat ten of you for someone like you!"

His question seemed to irritate Fuyou, who shouted angrily.

"I have Demon Slaying Sword."

"."

"I have Yangping Command Seal."

"."

"I have <Dharma Record of Orthodox Unity and Allied Might>."

"."

Silence, silence, silence.

"What else do you have?"

After holding it in for a long time, Fuyou asked.

"I still have Jade Lu Robe."

"Get out!!"

After being locked up in the bastard's mouth for more than two thousand years, he saw a human being for the first time, and the treasures he wore almost blinded him.

Why, why don't you revisit your old place and see the glorious achievements of your ancestors?

Have you ever considered my feelings?

"I have a job, but I don't know if you want it or not."

"What is work?"

He Zhao:"."

Forgot, this is Demon General, who has a gap of more than 2,000 years with him.

"Work means following my orders. If I tell you to go east, you can't go west."

"Isn't this just for you to be a dog?" Fuyou thought carefully for a long time and shouted angrily. "The only one who can let me be a dog is Master Gonggong!"

"What are you doing?"

Before he could come up with a collection of ancient curse words, the man named He took off his pants.

"Nothing, I'm going to pee on your face. Then I'll record it and put it online for people to watch." After saying this, he was afraid that the other party wouldn't know the power of the Internet, so he took out his cell phone and demonstrated it to him.

Fuyou:"."

He doesn't want to lose face?

However, he could not stop He Zhao's behavior and could only curse.

"After the experiment, you really can't cause any harm to me. Moreover, it seems that after being locked up for more than two thousand years, your strength seems to be very weak. Otherwise, you won't be incompetent in the face of humiliation Fury."

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Fuyou felt for the first time that it was better to keep Him locked up.

Why are Zhang Daoling's disciples and grandsons all such shameless fucks?

"Don't tell me, you Orthodox Unity Sect are in trouble again and need my help?"

"What do you mean?"

He was a little confused about Fuyou.

"Fuck you, Dragon Tiger Mountain! If you have any problems, just come to me. I will pat my chest every time and promise you. As long as I help you get through the difficulties, I will be released. What will be the result?"

I have helped you not a hundred times, but eighty times. It doesn't matter if I can't get any supplements from being locked up in Baxia, it makes me weaker each time.

Every time I finish talking, it feels like farting, and I still haven't let me out yet. I just throw it away after using it. Do you really think I'm a toilet chip? No, after using the toilet chip, you have to clean it and put it back for the next time someone uses the toilet."

Fuyou spoke excitedly, and the fierce expression on his face became even more ferocious.

It's just these words that sound aggrieved, and what a loss it will be if you give your child to a woman.

He Zhao:"."

grass, a plant.

The descendants of Cheap Master are so weird.

If you catch a sheep, do you really want to kill it?

The fake white female vote monster: He Zhao, the real white female vote monster: Dragon Tiger Mountain, successively Celestial Master.

In addition, what is your brain made of? Being deceived once or twice may be due to innocence, but being deceived eighty times cannot be explained by innocence anymore, but because you have not developed a brain.

"Anyway, you can do whatever you want with me! If I help you again, I will be your stepmother."

Damn it, what does Dragon Tiger Mountain Celestial Master do have anything to do with me He the Person.

"Forget it, you can't do anything anyway, just go through the process."

"Buzz--"

He suddenly noticed that a huge Mental Psychic Power had sneaked into his spirit at some point.

"Ah--"

Fuyou let out a scream, and he had a splitting headache. The strange and strange power surged and destroyed all defenses. It has not been replenished for more than two thousand years, and has been repeatedly attacked by white women of all generations. Celestial Master has no power to resist at all.

[Death Contract is established!]

[Contract character: Demon General Fuyou (weak)]

"Why do you think I would chat with you for so long?"

My child, you are so naive. You have to pay a price for chatting with Wolf Extinguisher.

"What did you do?"

Fuyou glared at He Zhao and asked in a fierce tone.

He didn't answer, Mind's Movement.

Demon General, who was once Gonggong's subordinate, immediately smiled, opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue, breathing rapidly like a dog.

"???"

Something's wrong with me.

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