The Empress's Resume

Resume:

[Name]: Long Yue

[Gender]: Female

[Age]: 1000+

[Desired Salary]: 100,000+

[Education]: None

[Work Experience]: Current Empress of the Extreme Saint Heavenly Palace, ruler of myriad sects in the Immortal Realm. Previously served as the Saintess of the Primordial Sacred Land, concurrently held the positions of Department Head of the Heaven Monitoring Department and Heavenly Control Department, overseeing all sects in the Immortal Realm, commanding hundreds of thousands of Immortal Army soldiers, and more.

[Project Experience]: 1. Promoted the establishment of sects, encouraging myriad immortals to form their own sects and teachings, passing down all methods of the Immortal Realm. 2. Repaired the Immortal Palace, expanded territories, and created a place of refuge for cultivators throughout the world. 3. Drafted Immortal Regulations, governing the world, and stipulating rules for all sects and immortals in the Immortal Realm. 4. Resisted external enemies, slaying evil, repelling demonic incursions multiple times, personally killing over ten Demonic Creatures at the Immortal Emperor Realm, leading and participating in numerous large-scale battles, etc.

"Hmm..."

Looking at the resume personally filled out by Long Yue, Lin Fan's brow furrowed, his expression unreadable.

"Empress, is this the resume you wrote?"

"How is it, not bad, right~"

Long Yue proudly tilted her nose, her face beaming with smug satisfaction.

"No! Absolutely not!"

Lin Fan denied her resume without any hesitation.

If this resume were submitted, there would likely be only one outcome: being treated like a fool...

"Why not!"

Seeing her painstakingly written resume rejected outright, Long Yue argued, unwilling to accept it.

In her opinion, her resume was undoubtedly the best and most unique in the world. Who wouldn't be impressed by her plentiful achievements?

Lin Fan gave Long Yue a speechless look and pointed to the age section on her resume.

"Your Majesty Empress, setting aside whether anyone would believe your work and project experience, no one would believe your age of over a thousand years!"

"In this world, exceeding a hundred years old is already considered advanced old age!"

"Your thousand-year-old age would already classify you as an old hag in this world!"

"Old, old hag...?"

Long Yue couldn't help but lower her head, her eyes gradually dimming and becoming vacant.

Lin Fan's words were like a sharp sword piercing her heart, causing more pain than if he had struck her with his full power...

She was only a thousand years old, which in the Immortal Realm was considered prime youth. It wouldn't be an exaggeration to call her a young maiden in the Immortal Realm.

But here, she had already become a woman of the "old hag" caliber...

"Also, your desired salary is too high. Who asks for a salary of 100,000 on their first job search."

Lin Fan, oblivious to Long Yue's dejected mood, continued to correct her resume item by item.

"Bang!"

Long Yue slammed the table and stood up, puffing out her round cheeks, and said with a wronged expression:

"This Empress is the Empress of the Extreme Saint Heavenly Palace, is asking for 100,000 salary too much!"

With her status and capabilities as the Empress of the Extreme Saint Immortal Palace, she felt that asking for 100,000 was already quite modest!

"Empress, in this world, salary is determined by your previous work experience, project experience, and your educational background. All your experiences in the Immortal Realm do not count here; no one will believe them."

"Do you know what it looks like when this resume of yours is submitted?"

"What does it look like?"

"Like you're here to cause trouble."

Long Yue: "..."

Under Lin Fan's sharp and incisive criticism, Long Yue fell silent, ultimately having to face reality honestly.

Here, she was no longer the Empress of the Immortal Realm who could command the wind and rain and was revered by all...

"But if I don't write it like this, I have nothing else to write..."

Long Yue lowered her head dejectedly, her expression forlorn.

Whether in this world or in the Immortal Realm, she had never attended school. She had studied independently in the palace since childhood, thus having no formal education.

Apart from her experiences as head of various departments and as Empress in the Immortal Realm, she had no other work or project experience.

"Never mind, this Venerable One will help you revise your resume."

Seeing Long Yue's low spirits, Lin Fan took her mobile phone back and began changing it line by line.

"Firstly, there are no people with the surname Obscura in this world. Your name needs an additional surname, for example, Lin Long Yue."

Long Yue lay on the table, leaning towards Lin Fan to watch him make the changes.

"Why should this Empress have the same surname as the Demon Supreme?"

"This Empress is giving you an example. If you prefer a different surname later, you can change it then."

Lin Fan tapped Long Yue's forehead with his finger and continued to edit the profile:

"Next is age. No one will believe you're over a thousand years old. Empress, you don't need to be so honest; just pick a reasonable age."

"Then let's change it to sixteen~" Long Yue said cheerfully.

Lin Fan: "..."

Lin Fan looked up, his expression a mixture of confusion and constipation.

"Empress, do you really think you look like a sixteen-year-old girl...?"

"Hey! Look carefully, where do I not look like one!"

Long Yue's pretty face flushed as she glared at Lin Fan, annoyed.

Lin Fan examined her appearance repeatedly.

"Hmm... I'd say around twenty years old."

"Hmph, twenty is fine too."

Hearing Lin Fan's assessment of her looking twenty, Long Yue's lips curved into a smug smile, her gloom completely dispelled.

Although it wasn't her desired sixteen, twenty was an acceptable compromise.

See, she really did look quite young!

Lin Fan chuckled helplessly, watching Long Yue, who practically had "smug and self-satisfied" written all over her face.

She's over a thousand years old, yet she's still like a little girl...

But in the Immortal-Demon Continent, her age really was considered quite young...

"Then for the salary, let's set it to ten thousand."

"T-ten thousand...? Isn't that a bit too little..."

Suddenly dropping from her expected salary of one hundred thousand to ten thousand, Long Yue felt a huge sense of loss, as if she'd lost ninety thousand.

"Empress, ten thousand a month is already quite a lot in this world."

"If you keep your hundred thousand salary forever, no company will ever hire you," Lin Fan patiently advised.

"Alright then..."

To find a job as quickly as possible, Long Yue had no choice but to accept Lin Fan's suggested changes.

When it came to the education section, Lin Fan pondered for a moment before changing her education level to high school.

A university degree would require a diploma and a degree certificate, neither of which Long Yue possessed. Thus, only a high school education could be listed.

However, for a high school education, a diploma usually wasn't required.

After that, Lin Fan meticulously crafted a rich work experience for her.

From a bubble tea shop employee to a big company assistant, various work experiences were added.

"Demon Supreme, I've never done any of the things you've written here..."

Looking at the resume modified by Lin Fan, Long Yue furrowed her delicate brows, a look of confusion on her face.

The resume stated that she was skilled at shaking bubble tea, making desserts, and even making burgers and fried chicken...

But she had only ever eaten these things; she hadn't made them...

"Empress, a resume needs a bit of embellishment, otherwise, it's hard to stand out from the crowd."

As an old hand who had graduated many years ago, Lin Fan confidently assured her.

Given Long Yue's situation – lacking both education and work experience – if nothing was added to her resume, she would likely struggle to find a job in her lifetime.

"Alright, then this Empress will start trying to submit her resume!"

Long Yue's eyes sharpened, and with a mix of nervousness and anticipation, she began submitting her resume through the recruitment app...

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