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Gensokyo, Scarlet Devil Mansion...
Seated at one of the round table's seats, Wu Yan held Flandre, who refused to get down from his lap and was happily munching on a piece of cake. His gaze swept over the surroundings.
Around the round table, Remilia sat at the head, while Sakuya stood beside her as though awaiting orders. Patchouli sat opposite Wu Yan, and beside Patchouli, Koakuma likewise stood at attention.
At that moment, the four girls, seated or standing in different positions, all fixed their eyes on Wu Yan, their gazes full of scrutiny and assessment.
Under the piercing stares of those four beauties, big and small, Wu Yan used a napkin to wipe the cake covering Flandre's mouth while looking at the four girls, who showed no fear of meeting his gaze. He wore a speechless expression.
"Say, do you have something you want to ask me about?..."
"How could we not have something to ask you?!" As if she had been waiting a long time for Wu Yan to say that, Remilia immediately shouted after he broke the strange silence.
"There are tons of things we want to ask you!"
Hearing Remilia's words, Wu Yan pondered for a moment before saying something utterly inexplicable.
"Let me make this clear first: I'm not a lolicon!"
"Huh?..." Patchouli, Sakuya, and Koakuma's expressions collapsed. Remilia nearly fell out of her chair, then glared furiously at Wu Yan.
"Doesn't that explanation make you seem even more suspicious? Don't tell me you really have some filthy thoughts about Flandre?!"
"Remilia, aren't you focusing on the wrong thing?..." Patchouli said with a headache.
"That isn't what we wanted to ask,