"Sorry, sorry..." Wu Yan waved at Asuna and Yui without the slightest sincerity, offered an apology, then walked over to Asuna and sat down beside her. Yui immediately pounced into Wu Yan's arms, much to Asuna's displeasure.
"When are you ever going to fix that habit of sleeping in?..."
"Don't hold your breath..." Wu Yan leisurely picked up a cup and took a drink. "Sleeping in is a kind of enjoyment for me. The bliss of waking up naturally and dreaming until your face cramps is something ordinary people can't possibly understand..."
"That's my cup!" Asuna snatched the cup from Wu Yan's hand and put her hands on her hips. "You're so lazy. Be careful, or people might start disliking you someday..."
Wu Yan raised an eyebrow and gently lifted Yui in his arms. "Hey, Yui, would you dislike Daddy?..."
The moment he finished speaking, Yui shook her little head like a rattle. "Yui would never dislike Daddy!"
"But Mommy's already starting to dislike Daddy..." Wu Yan patted little Yui's head with feigned sorrow. "From now on, the two of us, father and daughter, will have to rely on each other..."
"Mommy is a bad person!" Yui immediately switched sides without hesitation.