The next day.
A report came in: Cat scam!
Case summary: Jerry's white female cat had been mooching food and drink at Tom's house for over three months, eating five hundred dollars' worth of Tom's things. And now she wanted to pat her butt and leave? No way!
Tom had now called all his friends, while Jerry had summoned his cousins, uncles, and nephews. Both sides were emotional, their hatred uncompromising. Everyone had drawn guns; things were on the verge of spiraling out of control, and a shootout could erupt at any moment.
Shi Tiexin responded to the call.
Ten minutes after arriving—
"Petting cats is so fun."
"Yeah, yeah. What bad intentions could people who liked petting cats possibly have?"
"Like old friends at first sight."
"Meeting too late in life."
"Broooo~~~~!"
Tom and Jerry achieved a century-defining reconciliation. Shi Tiexin stood between them as the three clasped hands in a chain, with the freeloading white cat in the middle. The scene was exceptionally harmonious and friendly, as though everyone had been enveloped in sunshine.
This scene was filmed again and uploaded to Twitter.
Sixty thousand likes, seven thousand reposts, eight hundred comments. Everyone was asking who this ridiculously handsome guy was.
The third day.
A report came in: Take my parking spot, and I'll dismantle your whole car!
Case description: Han Meimei's car had occupied Li Gang's parking spot. Li Gang had repeatedly notified Han Meimei to move it, but Han Meimei ignored him. Today, Li Gang brought wrenches, hammers, and jacks, completely dismantling Han Meimei's car into parts. He took photos to commemorate the occasion and composed a poem. Han Meimei immediately went berserk.
Han Meimei had called her husband, Greenhite, while Li Gang had also called his repair-shop buddy, Li Lei. Who could have expected Li