The Era of Mist
Chapter 1349

I'm Really Going to Be Awesome

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Hands raised high.

"OK, brothers, all eyes on me."

"Look at me, look at me. I've got an announcement—"

"I'm awesome!"

"I'm about to officially become awesome!"

Smack—a huge palm landed on his iron butt, crisp as a drumbeat. Ling Xingjian's deeply displeased voice rang beside his ear. "Be serious. We're purging evil here. Watch your image, will you?"

Great Detective Shi caught a certain restless hand. "If you really cared about your image, you wouldn't be secretly pinching my ass."

Across from them, a huge crowd of evil manifestations, stuffed full of public displays of affection, howled and charged forward. Empowered by the True Underworld, they had gone utterly insane.

Ling Xingjian raised her Sacred Light. During this period, she had attained both Sacred Heart and Sacred Deeds, and Shi Tiexin had dissolved the knot in her heart. Her Sacred Light cultivation had advanced by leaps and bounds. Without needing to recite a single Sacred Word, Sacred Light already surged into the heavens. With Sacred Seals empowering her one after another, her normal strength now matched what she had once achieved after reciting three Sacred Words. If she did recite Sacred Words, her power would explode even further. Her cultivation was advancing a thousand miles a day.

But she was still worried, because the evil manifestations they faced this time were no ordinary specimens.

"Women can't possibly be this beautiful. This is clearly the objectification of women!"

"Why is Sacred Light white? Why isn't it black? Are you looking down on Black people?"

"You dog of a man and bitch of a woman are clearly looking down on the LGBTQIAPKDXREWSB community!"

"If you aren't 180 centimeters, don't own 180 square meters, don't have 180 millimeters, can't last 180 minutes, and don't earn 1.8 million a month, what right do

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