"Hey, hey, hey, you bastard, you're not really going to put my eyes on my ass, are you? You brat, watch out or I'll crush you into a rock, and you'll never get out for the rest of your life."
Watching Joker hold fragments of his head and pick through them as though shopping at a vegetable market, while repeatedly casting ill-intentioned glances at his backside, Golden Lion immediately lost some of his nerve and threatened him.
For a Great Pirate like Golden Lion, gambling with his life was not an especially difficult decision. Although he did not want to place his life in someone else's hands, he was even less willing to let his strength gradually decline.
But if Joker actually pulled some prank out of twisted amusement, that would be more terrifying to Golden Lion than death itself.
For a normal person, if they had not resorted to foul play from the start, they certainly would not offend Golden Lion over a spur-of-the-moment prank later.
But as had been said before, that applied to normal people. Was Joker normal?
No matter how Golden Lion looked him over from head to toe, he could not find a single thing about him that was normal.
"Hmm, I was wondering whether it might be better to swap the positions of your mouth and asshole?" Sure enough, the moment Joker spoke, he made Golden Lion tremble with fear.
"Zeh hah hah hah hah!" Golden Lion's one remaining mouth burst into wild laughter. Then he abruptly changed his tune. "I'm sorry, I was wrong. Please show mercy and let me off this once!"
When faced with the insane Joker, even Golden Lion, who believed he could keep a straight face through poison, torture, and threats of death, obediently gave in at last.
"Honestly."