"I don't care, Captain, do we have a rule here where you get assigned a wife when you join?"
Doflamingo rolled his eyes. Seriously? He called me by name just now, but now it's Captain? And you get a wife for joining? What the hell is going through that head of yours? Has he read too many web novels? But there's no internet in the Pirate World.
"No, but the New Year's coming up soon. Want me to give you a few old sows instead?"
"You can insult my character, but you can't insult my looks! Do I really look that much like a pig?"
"No, you don't look like one. You simply are one!"
The two traded a few barbs. Although Oink looked very much like Pigsy and had a lecherous personality to match,
in truth, he only had the desire, not the guts. Otherwise, with his strength, taking three wives and four concubines would have been easy. He wouldn't have gotten kicked around by his own female secretary, either.
After their spat ended, Oink swept his gaze over the three women behind Doflamingo. A look of disdain appeared on his face. "Brother, let me tell you something. Going after minors is against the law. Don't you know it's a minimum of three years, with the death penalty as the maximum?"
To hell with minimum three years, maximum death penalty. Did the Pirate World even have that? No, no, I got led astray by this guy. I'm not going after minors at all!
Hancock, who had been standing there the whole time, darkened slightly. "What Young Master does is none of your business, fat pig!"
"F-Fat pig!?" Oink clutched his chest, looking as though he had been gravely wounded.
"My nose is just a little bigger and turns up