Sister Yunxiao Has a Great Figure

Listening to Inner Thoughts: At the Start, Yunxiao Raised Her Sword to Cut Down Dingguang Immortal. Author: Old Fritter

Li Xiao became Tongtian's fifth personal disciple, and Yunxiao overheard his inner thoughts!

"Fifth Brother, why are you staring at Dingguang Immortal?"

"Nothing. I want to eat rabbit meat!"

That bastard Dingguang Immortal is going to betray the sect. How can I kill him?

"Fifth Brother, can't you stop being such a lazybones?"

What's wrong with being a lazy fish? I'm already invincible. If I'm not a lazy fish, what else is there to do?

The Three Xiao sisters are rather pitiful. Yunxiao was trapped beneath Qilin Cliff, while Qiongxiao and Bixiao met death and destruction. I have to save them!

Forget it, I might as well save the entire Jie Sect. I'll go fight Hongjun.

Yunxiao's Figure Was Truly Not Bad

The Primordial World.

Golden Ao Island in the East Sea.

This was the main headquarters of the Jie Sect.

Auspicious signs shrouded the place, and purple qi swirled through the air. Above, an incomparably massive Golden Dragon of Destiny coiled in the sky, its scales and claws vivid and lifelike, nearly solid.

Suddenly, the winds and clouds above Golden Ao Island changed color. Rolling dark clouds gathered, fierce winds rose, and lightning flashed amid peals of thunder, terrifying the living beings of the East Sea into scattering in all directions.

"Traitorous disciple, traitorous disciple..."

At the same time, two roars like thunder rang out.

The owner of that voice was none other than Tongtian Cult Master.

When a Sage grew enraged, heaven and earth changed color.

On the sea, two yakshas were patrolling. At the sight of this, they shuddered from head to toe.

"What happened? Why is Sage Tongtian so enraged?"

One of the yakshas cried out in alarm.

"Oh dear, you must be new here. Don't you know? The only one who could anger Sage Tongtian to this extent is probably... probably his fifth personal disciple, Li Xiao!"

The other yaksha hurriedly said.

The first yaksha was about to ask another question, but the second grabbed him and hurriedly dove into the water, heading for the Dragon Palace.

In truth, that was indeed the case.

The one who had angered Tongtian Cult Master was indeed Li Xiao!

Today was the day Tongtian Cult Master had designated for a sermon. The myriad immortals of the Jie Sect had gathered, and Golden Ao Island was exceptionally lively.

Tongtian Cult Master was about to arrive. Reclining upon his cloud bed, he realized that only Li Xiao was missing.

Tongtian Cult Master waited and waited, yet Li Xiao never came.

Then Tongtian Cult Master swept out with his divine sense and discovered Li Xiao lying atop a massive blue stone on the beach at the edge of Golden Ao Island, sleeping soundly.

How could Tongtian Cult Master not be furious?

A Sage was delivering a sermon. Everyone else rushed to attend, but Li Xiao was lying on the beach sunbathing and sleeping away?

The myriad immortals of the Jie Sect sighed in exasperation and merely shook their heads slightly.

Clearly, this was not the first time such a thing had happened.

They truly could not understand why Li Xiao, with such ordinary foundations, merely a common acquired human, and such mediocre cultivation, had spent tens of thousands of years on Golden Ao Island yet only reached the early stage of the Heavenly Immortal realm.

Why had Tongtian Cult Master accepted such a waste as his fifth personal disciple?

"Yunxiao, go to the beach and summon that traitorous disciple here!"

Tongtian Cult Master's aged face turned livid as he blew his beard and glared.

"Yes, Master!"

Yunxiao rose, transformed into a streak of light, and headed toward the beach.

In truth, Li Xiao had his own hardships.

He had originally been a transmigrator.

At first, he had thought that after transmigrating, he could make a grand showing of himself. Who would have thought that heaven would play such a joke on him?

No foundation, no talent, no cultivation!

Fine, he was even worse off than True Person Huanglong, the Three-No Zhenren of the Chan Sect!

Li Xiao had once cultivated carefully and earnestly.

Whenever Tongtian Cult Master gave a sermon, he forced himself to listen.

But unfortunately, it was as if he were listening to a Heavenly Book. He could not understand a single word.

For tens of thousands of years, Li Xiao had muddled through in a daze. Everyone else's cultivation soared by leaps and bounds, while Li Xiao remained as steady as an old dog, still at the early stage of the Heavenly Immortal realm.

Well, fine, he was still an immortal!

As long as he was not killed, his lifespan was sufficient!

Thus, several hundred years ago, Li Xiao gave up and chose to become a complete lazy fish.

And so came Li Xiao, who angered Tongtian Cult Master into flying into a rage every single day.

"Ding..."

"Lazy Fish System binding in progress. One percent, two percent..."

"Ding..."

"Lazy Fish System binding complete!"

In his daze, Li Xiao heard a series of cold mechanical voices.

"Holy shit, System, you finally showed up! I've waited so long for you that the flowers have withered!"

Li Xiao jolted awake from his dream and cursed loudly.

Then Li Xiao leaped down from the massive blue stone and tentatively asked, "System, do I get some kind of beginner's gift pack?"

"Ding..."

"Beginner's gift pack being distributed!"

"Congratulations, Host. You have obtained the Great Dao Divine Eyes, Nine Revolutions Arcane Arts, and the Chaos Bead!"

The System's crisp mechanical voice rang out again.

At the same time, a note appeared in Li Xiao's mind.

Great Dao Divine Eyes: Able to peer through all heavenly secrets and opportunities, and see through all illusions.

"Holy shit, I'm rich, I'm rich..."

Li Xiao was overjoyed and danced about excitedly.

Setting aside how heaven-defying the Great Dao Divine Eyes were, capable of seeing through all heavenly secrets and opportunities, though the Nine Revolutions Arcane Arts and Chaos Bead had no notes, Li Xiao knew what they were.

The Nine Revolutions Arcane Arts were Great God Pangu's cultivation technique, hailed as the number one technique in the Primordial World.

The Chaos Bead was one of the four great Chaos treasures. Moreover, the remaining Chaos treasures—the Axe of Creation, the Chaos Green Lotus, and the Jade Disc of Creation—had all been destroyed. In other words, the Chaos Bead was the only remaining Chaos treasure, worthy of being called the emperor of all treasures!

"Damn it, if I'd known this earlier, why the hell did I cultivate..."

Li Xiao cursed under his breath.

Whoosh...

Just then, a streak of light shot over. As it faded, it revealed a graceful figure. It was Yunxiao, who had come to find Li Xiao.

"Senior Brother Li Xiao, why are you here? Master has already begun his sermon. You're the only one missing!"

Yunxiao frowned slightly upon seeing Li Xiao, clearly displeased.

Li Xiao had no ability and was lazy besides. Other than being rather handsome, he seemed good for nothing. It was only natural that Yunxiao disliked him.

"Oh, got it."

Li Xiao could naturally sense Yunxiao's dislike for him. He had no intention of pressing his warm face against her cold one, so he merely answered indifferently.

To him, Tongtian Cult Master's sermon was merely listening to a lecture in a different place.

Yunxiao turned and began walking ahead.

Li Xiao slowly followed behind Yunxiao, occasionally lifting his head to glance at her.

Well, damn. This girl's temperament might not be great, but her figure is truly something else. Curves in all the right places, tsk tsk...

Yunxiao was just about to summon a cloud when a voice suddenly echoed in her mind without warning. Her body staggered, and she nearly fell flat on her face.

Whoosh...

Yunxiao abruptly turned around and glared furiously at Li Xiao.

Li Xiao froze.

Holy shit, what's wrong with this girl? Why is she looking at me like that? Could it be because I'm so handsome that she's fallen for me?

Li Xiao's voice echoed in Yunxiao's mind again.

"What... what is going on? Could it be... I heard Li Xiao's inner thoughts?"

This time, Yunxiao saw it clearly. Li Xiao had not spoken, yet his voice had echoed in her mind.

Still staring? Am I really that charming? Did I leave Yunxiao so dazzled that she can't come to her senses?

Li Xiao's voice echoed in Yunxiao's mind once more.

"Narcissist!"

Yunxiao gritted her teeth in anger, stomped her foot, turned, and fled forward.