Stakeout

Stakeout

"No, yours is fake. The photo was photoshopped!"

"This was photoshopped, right? And it still passed review?" Fan Yu immediately spotted the loophole.

"So what!" Wei Xiuxiu pointed at the official seal on it. "Just tell me whether this is real or not!"

Fan Yu was dumbfounded.

His mind buzzed.

Wei Xiuxiu looked at Wang Feifan, whose face was utterly blank.

She lunged forward and hugged him, pressing her pig-like face tightly against Wang Feifan's.

"Husband, we're legally married now. You still need to make up the bride price, and we can't skip the honeymoon either. At the very least, it has to last a year."

"By the time we come back, our baby will be born too."

Wang Feifan had lost all will to live. He had never encountered anything like this before, and countless question marks sprang into his mind.

His blood surged, his eyes rolled back, and he toppled backward, fainting.

"Ah!!"

"Husband!!"

"Husband!!"

Fan Yu and Wei Xiuxiu immediately caught Wang Feifan from either side.

They shook him frantically.

"Mouth-to-mouth! Mouth-to-mouth!" Wei Xiuxiu had a flash of inspiration.

"Then I should do it! What gives you the right?" Fan Yu yanked her aside.

"He's my husband, so of course I'll do it. Get lost!"

Wei Xiuxiu was no weakling. Fan Yu was shoved aside and landed on his backside.

She immediately held Wang Feifan and was just about to give him mouth-to-mouth.

Then she suddenly realized she had phlegm stuck in her throat.

It had to be because the garlic juice she drank on the way over had been low-quality.

"Cough, cough, cough... ptooey~"

A round lump of old phlegm, flecked with bits of garlic, landed beside them.

Then she held Wang Feifan and, in an instant... began mouth-to-mouth.

Wang Feifan had fallen unconscious, his