A System That Went on Strike the Moment It Came Online

Douluo Continent, Far North—one of the three major Soul Beast habitats. At the heart of the Icebound Forest stood a massive Ice and Snow Castle.

Frigid winds ravaged the entire Icebound Forest. The climate was harsh, and vegetation was sparse, yet within the castle grounds, flowers bloomed in abundance and spring reigned all year round.

The enormous castle had been forged entirely from Ten-Thousand-Year Frozen Ice. Grand and magnificent, it was as beautiful as a work of art.

It stood quietly at the heart of the Icebound Forest like a guiding beacon, radiating dazzling seven-colored light beneath the faint sunlight.

The castle had only two floors, but each floor was extraordinarily spacious, like a land where giants lived.

On the second floor, in a spacious bedroom, three figures sat facing one another in a circle. Their six palms pressed together as a misty glow shimmered around them.

They were one man and two women.

The man's name was Ye Han. He had long sky-blue hair like crystal, a slender yet upright figure, and handsome features, but he gave off an illusory, almost unreal feeling.

Across from him sat one of the women, who looked to be around sixteen.

She wore a plain white dress, and her graceful, slender figure was flawless.

Although she sat cross-legged, an aloof and pure aura, proud as a plum blossom standing against snow, naturally emanated from within her.

She was Snow Empress, the ruler of the Far North, with over six hundred thousand years of cultivation—and the wife Ye Han had spent three thousand years pursuing.

The other woman wore a jade-green dress and did not look much older than Snow Empress.

She had long dark-green hair and pretty features. Though her appearance was not as breathtaking as Snow Empress's, her figure was no less impressive. In particular, the eight dark-green demonic markings on both sides of her cheeks gave her a wild beauty Snow Empress did not possess.

She was none other than Ice Empress, one of the Far North's renowned Two Emperors.

His tightly shut eyes slowly opened. As Ye Han withdrew his hands and looked at his two stunning wives, a bitter smile appeared on his lips.

He was a transmigrator. When he had first arrived in this world, he had possessed barely more than ten thousand years of cultivation, yet he had arrogantly declared that he would make Snow Empress his wife.

It had merely been something he said to amuse himself, but Ice Empress happened to overhear it as she passed by.

With Ice Empress's cultivation, she would not have spared an ordinary Soul Beast a second glance. Yet a Soul Beast with merely ten thousand years of cultivation that could speak human language had piqued her interest. Since they were of the same kind, she could not help encouraging him. "If you can reach hundred-thousand-year cultivation, I'll help arrange the match."

To Ice Empress, it had only been a joking remark to encourage a junior, but Ye Han had taken it seriously.

Although the transmigrator's cheat had stubbornly refused to appear, Ye Han relied on his own talent and hard work, spending time to painstakingly develop a cultivation method best suited to himself.

And so, fifty thousand years later, he found Ice Empress.

Though Ice Empress had found it hard to believe and had been reluctant at first, she ultimately kept her promise and became the matchmaker between Ye Han and Snow Empress.

Over three thousand years, Ye Han racked his brains and tried every trick imaginable. Before he could win Snow Empress over, he had already captured Ice Empress's heart. A year ago, Snow Empress accepted Ye Han's proposal, but she set one condition: he had to marry Ice Empress as well.

That was how the three of them came to cultivate together.

And that was precisely the reason for Ye Han's bitter smile. They had been married for a year, yet all they could do was cultivate their spiritual power together.

Dual cultivation sounded suggestive, but it was actually just a cultivation method.

With memories from his human life, Ye Han naturally was not satisfied with that. He wanted a deeper kind of exchange.

Unfortunately, his body would not allow it!

Whenever he became unbearably aroused and desperately wanted to create the next generation, his manifested body would collapse with a bang.

With a quiet sigh, Ye Han's heart was full of bitterness, but he said nothing.

Out of habit, Ye Han muttered inwardly, System, I'm practically invincible already. Are you fucking coming or not?

For more than fifty thousand years, Ye Han had never forgotten to call for the system whenever he woke up. It had become an obsession.

Ding!

The Multiverse Travel System has officially come online after sensing the host's humble plea.

It had come.

It had come.

Riding the wind, galloping on horseback, draped in stars and chasing the moon, it had finally arrived after more than fifty thousand years.

Ye Han stared blankly at the virtual screen that had suddenly appeared before him, then immediately lost interest.

That was it?

Fuck, go back wherever you came from. Even without you, I'll still become invincible, Ye Han cursed inwardly. After all these years, he finally felt like he could hold his head high.

Just as he said, even without the system, he could still become invincible.

Arrogance required strength, and Ye Han had it. Otherwise, how could he have pursued Snow Empress and won Ice Empress's heart? It all came from his formidable combat power.

Although Ye Han currently had only hundred-thousand-year cultivation, his powerful combat strength firmly ranked second in the entire Far North. Apart from the bug that was Snow Empress, no one could defeat him.

Ding!

The host's resentment has reached the heavens. Fusion rejected. Program destruction automatically initiated.

Ding! Novice mission being destroyed. Destruction progress: 1%, 10%, 30%, 100%. Destruction complete.

Ding! Novice gift pack being destroyed. Destruction progress:

At that moment, Ye Han felt as though countless bolts of lightning had struck him, leaving him utterly stunned.

He had never expected his system to be so stubborn. He had only wanted to vent the frustration he had accumulated over the years; he had not truly meant that he did not want the system!

In the instant he froze, the novice gift pack had already been completely destroyed.

Ye Han jolted and hurriedly shouted, Stop, stop, stop! Damn it, I want it! I want to fuse with you!

Ding!~

The host has changed his mind and issued a humble yet fervent plea. As the most considerate little darling, the Multiverse Travel System chooses to forgive him. Self-repair function activated.

Self-repair in progress. Novice mission restored: 1%, 50%, 100%.

Novice gift pack restored.

Seeing this, Ye Han finally relaxed.

Fuck!~

Though things earned through self-reliance were sweeter, he was not bad at living off women either!

The recovery bar for the novice gift pack instantly reached 99%. It was about to be fully restored, but like a chick being choked by the neck, the notification of completion never came.

Ye Han was dumbfounded and could not help urging it inwardly, Hurry up! Come on! You're only one step away!

At his urging, the motionless screen finally reacted.

A red exclamation mark suddenly appeared, accompanied by a shrill, urgent sound that echoed ceaselessly in his mind.

Unknown error. Self-repair.

Repair failed. Restarting.

Startup failed.

A line of tiny text and a glaring crimson exclamation mark flashed against each other, making his vision swim. Soon, everything froze, and a huge blood-red X filled the entire screen.

The urgent alarm grew even more piercing. Three seconds later, a deafening boom rang out as the system exploded. Ye Han saw countless stars dancing before his eyes, his mind roared, smoke rose from his seven orifices, and all his long hair stood on end.

The next moment, the tall body sitting cross-legged exploded, and a ten-meter-long jade-green scorpion appeared in its place, white smoke pouring from its mouth.

Snow Empress and Ice Empress had just opened their eyes when they saw Ye Han reveal his true form. They exchanged a glance, blushes appearing on their faces.

Over the past year, whenever Ye Han got handsy with them and did something embarrassing, he would always involuntarily reveal his true form. Thus, upon seeing this scene, the two women felt only shame and annoyance, without the slightest concern.

Ye Han had no idea what his two women were thinking. Otherwise, he would have cried himself to death.

Of course, he wanted to die right now too, because the fucking system had exploded.

Fuck, you went on strike the moment you came online. Do you have any professional ethics at all? I fucking look down on you, Ye Han cursed inwardly, unable to stop himself from raising his middle finger at the sky.

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