Battle Through the Heavens: Starting as a Soul Clan Heir
Chapter 1077

More Like a Monkey

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Such powerful men appear in the Three Realms? As one of the people standing on the top of the mountain in the Three Realms, he had never heard of such a powerful person.

This makes people feel strange, which is interesting!

Patriarch Bodhi simply does not believe that a strong man like this can appear out of thin air in these three realms.

It is impossible for such a strong person to appear out of thin air. After all, no one's cultivation is the result of hard work.

Even if.

With extraordinary talent and skeletal essence, it is impossible to stand on the top of the Three Realms in a very short period of time.

Not even for the Son of Destiny.

Patriarch Bodhi also said no nonsense, "Fellow Daoist knows that his appearance in Five Elements Mountain has affected the interests of some people?"

Some people? Is there Patriarch Bodhi in this? Hun Xiu doesn't know, but there must be Buddhist Sect among these people.

"I know."

Hun Xiu admitted calmly, then changed the topic and said, "What does this have to do with me? Their interests have nothing to do with me!"

Patriarch Bodhi Hearing this, his eyes narrowed slightly. He could tell that the other party was not a fuel-efficient lamp at all.

The other party knew what he was doing, very clearly.

Patriarch Bodhi: "Fellow Daoist, are you trying to interfere in Journey to the West's matter?"

"Not interested!"

"Journey to the West or Journey to the West has nothing to do with me. My appearance here is accidental. Do you believe it?" Hun Xiu looked at Patriarch Bodhi very seriously.

He didn't expect that he would appear in this world, but he actually did.

Then he must do something, and then take this world into his pocket.

As for Hun Xiu, Patriarch Bodhi simply doesn't believe it. A strong man like Hun Xiu appears in Five Elements Mountain by chance? Is this an accident? You gotta lie! What if he believed it? That's what's going on! "Fellow Daoist, just tell me! What do you want to intervene Journey to the West? Merit?" Patriarch Bodhi said bluntly.

Journey to the West is a supreme meritorious deed. Many great powers from the three realms intervened just for the sake of this supreme meritorious deed of Journey to the West.

Don't say that these are some or not, in Patriarch Bodhi's opinion, this strong man named Hun Xiu chose to interfere with Journey to the West for merit! "Merit?"

Hun Xiu murmured, his strength is already Tong Xuan, he is an invincible existence in any world.

Merit?

It has long been useless to him, and he even doesn't care about it at all.

Hun Xiu: "I just like to do things as I please. As for merit? I have no interest and I don't like it!"

"As for what you call Journey to the West? I can pretend that I don't know anything, and you can just follow your plan!"

"Just pretend I don't exist, as long as you don't mess with me." After Hun Xiu finished speaking, he disappeared from the spot! Patriarch Bodhi looked at the place where Hun Xiu disappeared with a solemn look on his face. A strong man like Hun Xiu intervened.

Do you want him to pretend not to know and follow the original plan? How is this possible? The strength of Hun Xiu lies here.

Unfathomable!

He also wanted to ignore it, but he couldn't ignore it at all. He couldn't ignore it!

"Hey..."

Patriarch Bodhi sighed and said, "Forget it, this is Buddhist Sect's business, what does it have to do with me?"

"I can rest assured that someone is meddling in Journey to the West's matter."

After all, Patriarch Bodhi is also the person of Daoist Sects, Journey to the West, Buddhist Sect Daxing? Patriarch Bodhi naturally doesn't want to see it.

Therefore.

Daoist Sects The strong man took action and dragged this Journey to the West, Buddhist Sect Daxing to five hundred years later by relying on his own strength.

Five hundred years.

Thanks to the efforts of all of them Daoist Sects, it can only be delayed until this point, and they can't delay it any longer.

It can't stop Journey to the West and Buddhist Sect from flourishing.

Now a Hun Xiu has appeared. He seems to be interested in interfering with Journey to the West and Buddhist Sect is prosperous, so let him do it.

They just watched Hun Xiu's performance quietly. Even if Hun Xiu fails in the end, it doesn't matter.

after all.

If they Daoist Sects can work hard for so long, they can only delay it for five hundred years, and there is no way they can stop the Buddhist Sect Daxing.

Buddhist Sect Daxing is destined by heaven, how can it be so easy to stop it?

If there are so many of them, how can they expect one person? ...

Patriarch Bodhi leaves.

Hun Xiu returned to Five Peaks Mountain. White Crystal was still kneeling in the room. During this period, White Crystal also wanted to get up.

But...

My legs were so weak that I couldn't stand up at all. It was as if I had suffered some sudden attack and I couldn't stand up at all.

Until Hun Xiu came back, White Crystal was still kneeling. Hun Xiu couldn't help but be startled when he looked at White Crystal who was still kneeling.

He thought White Crystal had already stood up, but he didn't expect that he would continue to kneel! "Get up!"

Hun Xiu looked at White Crystal and said.

"I..."

Hearing this, White Crystal gave it a try and said to Hun Xiu, "My legs are so weak that I can't stand up."

Hun Xiu: "..."

Hun Xiu was careless, and then he realized that White Crystal had been kneeling all the time, not because he didn't want to get up.

It's because my legs are weak and I can't get up at all!

Hun Xiu helped White Crystal up and disappeared into the room. Only Spring Thirteenth Mother and White Crystal were left in the room, allowing these senior sisters to reminisce about the past.

The next day.

Spring Thirteenth Mother and White Crystal ordered this group of Axe Gang bandits to only pass by passers-by.

You have to see if there are three moles on the soles of the other person's feet before letting them go.

The bandits Axe Gang were a little confused about the requirements of Spring Thirteenth Mother and White Crystal, but they did not dare to disobey them and could only comply.

Who said that their gang leader Joker is just a piece of trash and can't beat others? If they want to survive, they can only do as they say.

Fortunately...

This matter is not a big deal, it is a small matter.

Joker was shocked when he saw White Crystal the next day. This is his food!

In the past, he never believed in love at first sight, but now... the moment he saw White Crystal, Joker believed it.

to this end.

Joker launched a violent pursuit of White Crystal. To this end, he shaved off his beard, revealing his handsome cheeks under the beard.

Looking at the extremely handsome face in the bronze mirror, Joker sighed, "Hey, why do I look so handsome? If Miss Jingjing sees my handsome face, she will definitely fall."

In his mind, he couldn't help but picture himself playing poker with his girl Jingjing with his handsome face.

Joker raised the corners of his mouth, showing a charming smile, and he was a little excited when he thought about it.

I put on my best clothes, dressed up, and prepared to show my most handsome side to White Crystal.

Try to get White Crystal and give him a baby Joker. One Joker is not enough, he wants a bunch of them.

Otherwise, who will inherit this huge Axe Gang in the future?

Joker's thoughts gradually drifted away.

Go out and meet White Crystal and Spring Thirteenth Mother.

After dressing up, a shaved Joker appeared in front of Spring Thirteenth Mother and White Crystal.

Spring Thirteenth Mother and White Crystal were both stunned. They couldn't find anything like this, and it took no effort to get it.

Then Patriarch Bodhi really didn't lie to them!

Not long after they arrived at Five Peaks Mountain, the reincarnation of Sun Wukong appeared and came to their door.

Spring Thirteenth Mother and White Crystal had dull faces. Joker looked at Spring Thirteenth Mother and White Crystal with dull faces, and felt very proud in his heart. "Hey, my damn charm has nowhere to go!"

From Joker's point of view, both Spring Thirteenth Mother and White Crystal have been conquered by his handsomeness.

today.

It's impossible to win White Crystal. Not only can you take out White Crystal, but you can also win Spring Thirteenth Mother.

What the hell.

Don't say it, just thinking about it makes you excited.

Unknowingly.

The corners of Joker's mouth rose up due to some imagination, revealing a charming smile.

Spring Thirteenth Mother and White Crystal had woken up at this time and walked in front of Joker.

White Crystal said, "Why are you laughing?"

The voice fell into Joker's ears and reached his mind, instantly breaking Joker's fantasy.

Joker wiped the saliva that flowed from Yingdang's smile just now, and looked at White Crystal with an affectionate look.

In Joker's opinion, with his amazingly handsome face and such affectionate eyes.

As long as you talk a little bit about love, it won't be a problem to win White Crystal.

Everything is ready, everything is ready, all that is left is Dongfeng, as long as he says a few more affectionate words.

Then everything is no longer a problem.

Joker affectionately. "Miss Jingjing..."

Snap! As soon as Joker opened his mouth, White Crystal rewarded Joker with a big mouth. Joker's mind went blank and he was extremely confused.

who is he? Where is he? Why was he beaten? What happened?

Joker covered his beaten face and gradually woke up, his cheeks burning with pain.

"Miss Jingjing..."

Joker was about to speak, but what awaited Joker was another loud slap in the face. Joker was even more confused at this time.

What the hell is going on?

Can anyone tell him what happened?

Why is he always the one getting beaten? Can't you give him a chance to speak? He was beaten as soon as he opened his mouth. What's going on?

Both cheeks were burning and hurting. Joker couldn't help but sigh, this White Crystal looked quite gentle, but it was so cruel to attack like this!

White Crystal slapped Joker twice, and felt a lot better, because in White Crystal's view, what she slapped was not Joker, but Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong left without saying goodbye, but now she finally found Sun Wukong. These two slaps slapped "Sun Wukong" on the face, and she felt much better.

White Crystal: "Damn monkey, how dare you appear in front of me? Aren't you afraid that I will beat you to death?"

"Dead monkey?"

Joker was confused when he heard White Crystal call him this strange name, monkey?

Dead monkey? Does this describe him? Describe him as a monkey? Is this good? How does he look like a monkey? Is he hairy? He had to admit that there were indeed too many places.

But I have never seen this White Crystal, so how can I describe him as a monkey?

Joker pointed at herself in confusion. "Miss Jingjing, are you talking about me?"

White Crystal: "If I don't talk about you, who will I talk about?"

As he spoke, he put his hand on Joker's waist and made a 360-degree turn. He looked at Joker with an aggrieved look and said, "Okay! You damn monkey. When you were with me, you called me Xiao Jingjing. Now, you call me girl Jingjing. You have no conscience."

"I..."

Joker felt pain in his waist, and became even more confused when he heard White Crystal call him.

But he also heard what White Crystal meant. Joker was heartbroken. Damn it, his goddess was defiled first!

who? What the hell.

Who is it?

He actually fell in love with his goddess first. Don't let him know who she is, or else? Break three of his legs.

Joker explained, "Miss Jingjing, have you misunderstood something? I am Joker!"

"We just met today!"

"Huh?"

White Crystal and Spring Thirteenth Mother were stunned when they heard this, and looked Joker up and down, don't say anything.

After looking around, I really found a bit of the aura of Axe Gang leader.

so.

Is this a treasure from beginning to end?

Sun Wukong didn't appear at all.

It made me so happy for nothing.

Joker saw White Crystal and Spring Thirteenth Mother looking at themselves, holding their heads high and showing their strength and advantages to them.

Can't say.

Why would you want to play a three-person game with him?

Spring Thirteenth Mother: "Take off your shoes."

Is the other party Sun Wukong? Wouldn't it be enough to just look at the soles of your feet? "Oh!"

After Joker heard Spring Thirteenth Mother's words, he did not refuse and quickly took off his shoes. Taking off your shoes is the first step in playing the game!

How could Joker refuse?

Spring Thirteenth Mother and White Crystal looked at the soles of Joker's feet, looked at each other, and shook their heads.

There are no three moles on the soles of the feet. This is not the reincarnation of Sun Wukong at all. He just looks a bit like Sun Wukong.

This time.

Joker couldn't wait any longer. Seeing Spring Thirteenth Mother and White Crystal each holding one of his feet, a happy life was about to begin from now on.

Joker had already begun to take off his shirt, looking impatient.

Spring Thirteenth Mother and White Crystal lowered their legs and looked at Joker who was taking off his clothes. White Crystal said, "Joker, what are you doing?"

"I..."

Joker looked at White Crystal and Spring Thirteenth Mother with such confused faces, Joker was stunned.

What's going on? How come this is completely different from what he imagined? Shouldn't we start playing games and playing poker next?

How could they be like this...

Joker looked at the confused faces of Spring Thirteenth Mother and White Crystal, and he did not dare to say that he wanted to play games with them.

She was afraid to speak.

Will be beaten to death.

Joker: "It's hot!"

"Don't you feel hot?"

I praised myself for my wit. Only a smart person like Joker could come up with such an excuse!.

As expected of him!

"Is it hot?"

Hearing this, Spring Thirteenth Mother and White Crystal looked at each other, both seeing the confusion in each other's eyes.

Is it hot?

Why didn't they feel it?

"Hot!"

Joker quickly answered, "It's very hot..."

Said.

Joker was about to escape from this embarrassing place, picked up the clothes on the ground, and was about to slip away. "You two girls, I still have something to do, so I will leave first..."

Said.

He ran away so fast!

Spring Thirteenth Mother looked at Joker running away and said, "Junior sister, why is this guy escaping so fast?"

White Crystal: "Who knows?"

"However, this guy named Joker looks similar to that dead monkey! But it's just a resemblance."

There was a hint of pity in White Crystal's words. She had thought that it would be effortless to get it, and she would be unable to find it even after wearing iron shoes.

She found the reincarnation of Sun Wukong, and she can have a continuation of her relationship with Sun Wukong, it seems now.

She thinks too much.

The reincarnation of Sun Wukong is unknown.

Spring Thirteenth Mother nodded in agreement. "I have to say, it really looks like it, but when this Joker ran away, in my opinion, it looked more like a dog!"

"Dog?"

Hun Xiu's voice sounded at this time, "In my opinion, he is more like a monkey."

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