League of Legends: Concept God Player Dominates the Entire League
Chapter 24

Nonsense, I've Always Been a Uzi Fan, I Love Bathing, I Can Play Rumble!

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The moment Chu Ran said that, the viewers in the livestream room were all dumbfounded, and the bullet comments briefly froze.

Then question marks flooded the screen, covering every inch of it!

????

Holy crap, I thought you had no material, but turns out you were cooking up something huge!

Hahahaha, Innate Shockwave Saint Body—what is this guy implying?

Bold of you—are you saying Uzi is the world's number one Shockwave?

No, which warrior was this bold? So it was Brother Easy!

I can only give this 82 points. I'll give you the remaining 18 in the form of 666.

How did he dare? How did this guy dare?! The Royal Bastards are about to charge!

Did he eat Liang Jingru raw to get this kind of courage?

After many Meme Lovers got excited, countless Royal Bastards finally came to their senses. Their faces were full of fury. Looking at Chu Ran on the screen, they seemed to be staring at the man who had murdered their fathers, and they instantly went berserk.

Damn it, is Ran Chu sick in the head?

He's as disgusting as Wu Zai. Why the hell do people like this get to play professionally?

I thought Wu Wu Kai and the others already had terrible character, but turns out there were people even worse than them.

Honestly, I can't even imagine what kind of person would start a fight with Little Dog like this. Are they fifty-cent trolls or something?

What kind of bastard is this? Didn't he just win one Solo game against Little Dog? Isn't it normal for an AD carry to lose to a fighter?

Ran Chu is just that kind of person. He wins one game and immediately starts acting smug. Shockwave my Malle Gobi!

This is seriously ridiculous. The World's Number One ADC was slandered by haters like them into the World's Number One Shockwave.

The LPL is truly finished. A team like EDG that flash-invades Poland is beyond saving. EDG and Ran Chu should just drop dead together!

At that moment, at the interview desk.

Yu Shuang's face was filled with panic. Even the hand holding the microphone was trembling nonstop, and her eyes were wide as bells as she watched the director repeatedly wave at her.

She knew that if she did not change the subject immediately, this interview would become a livestreaming disaster.

Chu Ran was not afraid of the Royal Bastards, but Yu Shuang was!

Looking at Chu Ran's unconcerned expression, Yu Shuang swallowed and quickly forced out a smile. "Um, Player Easy is quite humorous. So, for the next question, everyone looked through your profile before you came on stage. Compared to Jayce, you're better at sword-wielding champions like Fiora and Yasuo, but no one expected your Jayce to be this good too. Especially your way of performing the double cast—many viewers have said it's very difficult. Would it be convenient for you to share how you practiced Jayce?"

"Hmm..." Chu Ran thought for a few seconds, then the corners of his mouth could not help but rise. Spreading his hands, he said, "Actually, I didn't practice much. Personally, I'm a fan of Player Uzi. I learned my Jayce from him."

That one sentence made Yu Shuang's brain crash. The livestream room fell completely silent, before the comments rapidly began flooding the screen again.

Backstage at EDG, Ming Kai and the others all had their bodies tremble before bursting into uncontrollable laughter.

"Holy crap, how did he dare?!" Mouse was utterly shaken. Wasn't he supposed to be more modest during interviews? Why had Chu Ran been starting fights the whole time?

But after thinking about it carefully, Mouse realized that Chu Ran had not said anything outright, yet it seemed like he had said everything.

Did he say it?

As good as saying it.

Ming Kai's face was full of amazement. "Abu, this is the guy you recruited? He's got even more dirty jokes than I do. Learning Jayce from Uzi... I was thinking Uzi barely even plays Jayce, but then I realized he was calling Uzi the World's Number One Shockwave."

"The sudden filth nearly threw out my back."

Hearing Ming Kai, Abu's mouth twitched. Although he knew Chu Ran had offended Uzi and EDG was not afraid of the Royal Bastards, he had not expected Chu Ran to go straight for his face during an interview.

However, looking at the bullet comments on his phone, Abu suddenly relaxed.

Although the Royal Bastards were furious, EDG Fans and countless Meme Lovers were delighted to watch.

They had truly maxed out the traffic.

At that moment, the popularity of livestream rooms across all major platforms was continuously rising. Countless streamers were left stunned and tongue-tied.

Where had EDG dug up such an unparalleled genius?

At that moment, Yu Shuang only wanted to escape from the interview desk as quickly as possible. Despite all her interview experience, Chu Ran had genuinely scared her.

End the interview quickly.

Otherwise, when the blood started flying, she did not want it splattering on her.

Seeing Yu Shuang's shocked expression, before she could continue, Chu Ran went on, "I really am a Uzi fan. I've been watching his matches since S3. Especially that Vayne—I was so excited watching her back then."

Yu Shuang immediately breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing that. Following his words instinctively, she asked, "So was that why Player Chu Ran became a Professional Player?"

"No." Chu Ran grinned, revealing his white teeth. "After that, I fell in love with Rumble, so I became a top laner."

Boom—

Yu Shuang's face turned deathly pale from shock, and the microphone in her hand nearly fell to the floor, but Chu Ran was not done yet.

"Of course, Player Uzi also had a profound influence on me, so later on, I fell in love with bathing too."

In an instant, both the venue and the livestream room exploded. The bullet comments rolled endlessly like a surging river.

In the RNG Backstage Lounge, Uzi's face turned bright red with anger upon hearing Chu Ran's words, and his little fists kept hammering Xiao Hu's thigh.

"You're fucking paralyzed! Can you turn off this interview already? Is it good-looking? Is it funny? This BYD!"

If he hadn't needed to mind the consequences, Uzi would have rushed over and torn Chu Ran's mouth apart.

Under Uzi's forceful pressure, the screen in the Backstage Lounge was turned off by the staff. However, some people still secretly pulled out their phones and opened the livestream, their faces turning red as they held back laughter while watching the Bullet Comments flood across the screen.

Huh???

Holy crap, a true warrior dared to face dripping blood, a bleak life, and the charge of the Royal Bastards!

I can't take it anymore. Where did this savage come from? Did he not know how the word "death" was written?

He watched Vayne get a pentakill and fell in love with Rumble. Genius—this guy was absolutely a genius!

I thought Wu Zai's Shockwave Theory was already unbeatable under heaven. Who knew there was actually an even fiercer subordinate than him?

Why were you spouting such harsh truths? You're making the Royal Bastards who hype Uzi as the World's Number One Vayne lose face.

Stop hyping him up, stop hyping him up. Flanking Vayne ate every skill—Rumble did all the damage!

May I ask everyone: eighteen years old, Bronze III, loves bathing—can I become the World's Number One ADC?

No, bro, telling you to make jokes was supposed to make you down-to-earth, not connected to the underworld!

This Lord was seriously fucked. How had someone like this not been hit by a truck when going outside?

Little Dog won two World Championship runner-up titles, yet he got stepped on in an interview by this beast. If the LPL doesn't ban someone like this, I'll never spend another cent on the league.

Just a passerby here. I just happened to come across this. This Easy guy has no professional ethics whatsoever. Forget his skill—his character can't compare to Uzi at all.

I'm genuinely not anyone's fan; I'm just speaking from the heart. As a Professional Player, attacking an opponent during an interview is an extremely immoral thing to do.

I used to be an EDG fan. I didn't even stop supporting them after EDG played so badly this year, but after seeing EDG recruit such an uncivilized player, I've decided to quit. In my opinion, EDG is inferior to RNG.

The Trolls are really causing a scene. What did he attack? Did Easy curse Uzi?

I know the Royal Bastards are anxious, but don't be anxious yet.

Royal Bastards: We know what you said makes sense, but let's not talk sense for now.

Setting aside the interview issue, wasn't Chu Ran committing a crime by not using TP at level three to protect Uzi?

As the interview ended, Chu Ran's remarks immediately shot to the trending lists of every major platform.

#EasyHintsAtUzi!#

#InnateShockwaveSaintBody!#

#WasVayne'sPentakillActuallyHypedUp?#

#YuShuangGetsFlamed.#

Back in the Backstage Lounge, Chu Ran looked at the rather shocked expressions of Ming Kai and the others, then immediately smiled. "I know I'm handsome, but there's no need to stare at me like that. You're going to make me embarrassed."

Seeing Chu Ran scratch his head with an innocent, harmless expression, Ming Kai and the others nearly spat out blood.

What the hell did the words "innocent and harmless" have to do with you?

You could get embarrassed? You were practically glowing with excitement during that interview just now. You were one step away from becoming a stand-up comedian.

"Little Ran, head back to the hotel first. I'm afraid you won't be able to get back later. Ah Guang, you don't have a match anyway, so go back with Little Ran."

Upon hearing Abu's words, Mouse shuddered all over. He didn't dare leave with Chu Ran. What if those insane Royal Bastards were waiting outside the stadium?

Wouldn't Mouse then suffer an undeserved bloody disaster?

"Ah, no, no. I suddenly need to use the Restroom."

Abu's expression turned complicated. He looked toward Ale and the others who didn't have to compete, but they all avoided eye contact with Abu and simply started playing on their phones as though nothing had happened.

Chu Ran was too terrifying. They were afraid that walking with him would make them run into good fortune—a truck!

"Forget it. I'll go back alone."

"Be careful," Ming Kai said. "When it comes to talking trash, I, Ming Kai, have never conceded to anyone. You're the first."

"Hehe~ It's nothing. This match, I'll definitely prove who the World's Number One Jungler really is."

This Lord!

Ming Kai stood up and issued his second Muay Thai warning. Fortunately, Chu Ran ran fast.

Watching Chu Ran's back view, everyone in EDG's backstage area didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"Abu, that talent you recruited—not only does he dare mock Uzi, he doesn't even respect me. I don't dare imagine what he'll do in the future."

"Let him be. As long as there are Results, everything can be discussed." Abu waved his hand. As long as Chu Ran could help EDG improve their Results, EDG could withstand this backlash.

Without Results, then it would be hard to say.

A moment later, Chu Ran returned to the hotel. Looking at his Red Temperature Value, which had surged past the thirty-thousand mark today, he immediately felt delighted.

His effort in stirring up such a huge controversy hadn't been wasted. In just a few minutes of interview time, his Red Temperature Value had risen rapidly.

Without hesitation, he continued the cycle of adding attributes and drawing traits.

Operation Ability: 76→78

In the blink of an eye, Chu Ran felt himself become stronger once again.

"Deep Blue, add points!"

Following Chu Ran's furious shout in his heart, the light screen began scrolling before his eyes, then Abruptly Stop a few seconds later.

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