Who Did Uzi Actually Make Submit?

Time flew by, and a day quietly passed.

Yet Chu Ran was still clearly present in the LPL community's trending headlines. Most importantly, his online romance story with the female version of Uzi had been continuously embellished by countless netizens, eventually spawning multiple versions.

Of course, this incident also led many netizens to bring up an old story, causing Abu to transform into a master desk cleaner right in the club's training room.

The night before the match against Incredible Miracle, Abu swept everything off the table used for review meetings, his expression turning somewhat feral.

"Who the fuck spread that female Uzi story? Now the entire internet is either talking about Uzi and Little Ran or talking about me! Who was it? Step forward and admit it right now!"

Chu Ran and the others looked at each other. Everyone present had contributed a little, but who would dare admit it?

Whoever admitted it now was dead.

Not long ago, a Weibo post had appeared on the trending list. Upon clicking it, they found that netizens had dug up all of Abu's past.

Everyone's talking about Ran Chu being scammed in an online romance with the female version of Little Dog, so let me tell you another online romance story.

As everyone knows, the current manager of EDG Club graduated from Yancheng Teachers University. Back when the domestic League scene was just getting started, Abu claimed he had returned from studying abroad and had learned plenty of advanced esports knowledge. He then went to Team WE and told the team's support, IF, that he had a sister who liked IF very much, setting the two up in a relationship.

Later, IF dated Abu's sister for a while, but the two found themselves unsuitable and broke up. Abu's sister supposedly killed herself in despair, and Abu even held an online funeral for his sister on Weibo. Later, IF left Team WE because of this incident and helped Abu remain with Team WE.

That was how Dead Sister Bu's nickname spread. Don't tell me there are still people who don't know about Dead Sister Bu? Abu never had a sister. The girlfriend who had an online romance with IF was Abu pretending to be someone else.

So what did Abu mean by that Weibo post? Don't say Little Dog didn't do it. Even if he did, how could you have the nerve to say anything?

You're all the same kind of trash. None of you gets to criticize the other!

Come on, if EDG doesn't fire Ran Chu, then at worst we expose each other!

"Little Ran, tell me, was this your work?" Ming Kai nudged Chu Ran, startling him. "Kai Ge, I'm warning you, I'll sue you for slander. It really wasn't me. Why would I do something like that for no reason?"

After saying that, Chu Ran silently added in his heart—he had only liked the post.

At that moment, the Weibo Comment Section had already exploded, stirring up a bloodbath.

Turtle turtle, I really didn't know Abu was such an online romance expert too?

Holy crap, exciting! Uzi had a younger sister, Abu had an older sister. Fine, fine, fine, they all had bright futures.

This gossip was delicious, but seriously, how did Abu have the nerve to criticize Uzi for doing something himself?

Uzi: Why is everyone only attacking me? Abu did it too!

Damn, so that was where Dead Sister Bu's nickname came from.

When I read the beginning, I felt sad for Abu's sister. After reading the ending, holy crap, Abu's sister had Guardian Angel.

A god of the void, a sister of the void—tell me, what in the LPL wasn't from the void?

Dead Sister Bu: Rise again, my sister!

Uzi haters and Royal bastards were fighting. Good stuff—give me more. I loved watching it.

Ming Kai thought it over carefully. This had happened many years ago, and Chu Ran had still been young back then. He probably didn't know about those old events.

Still, seeing Abu's face as though his sister had really died gave Ming Kai chills.

Seeing that no one would admit it, Abu's face turned even redder. After taking a deep breath, he called on Chu Ran. "Little Ran, go take out the Royal bastards. I can't swallow this anger."

"Me?" Chu Ran pointed at himself in confusion, inwardly grumbling.

What was there not to swallow? He had lived like this for years. The internet was full of people calling him Dead Sister Bu.

"Who else if not you? You're the best at dealing with Royal bastards in all of EDG. Take them out! Make those Royal bastards lose it, and I'll personally give you a bonus of five thousand yuan." Abu had truly gone a little mad, his eyes bloodshot. Clearly, the Royal bastards had angered him badly.

After all, he had finally managed to cover up what had happened years ago, only for someone to rip off his fig leaf in public.

"Uh, Manager Abu, you know me. I'm not normally the kind of person who likes causing trouble. Besides, the Royal bastards are the ones who put food on my table in the livestream room."

"So?" Abu widened his eyes.

"You need to pay more."

"Depends on the results!" Abu forced the words out through gritted teeth. Like Chu Ran, he now hated the Royal bastards from the bottom of his heart.

He had finally cleaned up his image, only to inexplicably become infamous again.

"Fine." Chu Ran nodded, thought for a while, then opened Weibo again.

A moment later, a Weibo post titled "Jian Zihao Has a Few Losses?" instantly caused a stir across Weibo.

EDG-Easy:

Recently, I've often received private messages saying, "Uzi made every ADC submit, he just can't make haters like me shut up." Today, I'll show everyone some numbers. Who did Uzi actually make submit? Justice lies in the hearts of the people!

First father Deft: nineteen games played against each other. Uzi won five. Eight BO5s, and he won one.

Second father Imp: twelve games played against each other. Uzi won three. Two BO5s, and he won none.

Third father Bang: four games played against each other. Uzi won one. One BO5, eliminated in the quarterfinals this year.

With this record, I truly have no idea who Uzi actually made submit. So let me ask every Uzi fan online: who did Uzi actually make submit?!

I really don't know. The data is right here, so why are people online still shouting that Jian Zihao has a few losses?

It seemed Jian Zihao's professional results weren't particularly impressive, right?

And how did Uzi, a player without a single championship, receive the title of World's Number One ADC? Perhaps that was the charm of the Void God.

Maybe he really did make them all submit, but he just didn't beat them.

Please stop insulting me. I'm getting depressed. I'm only telling the truth. What was wrong with the LPL? Why did people like us, who dared to tell the truth, have to suffer online abuse? Was telling the truth a crime too?

If telling the truth was a crime, then I should be sentenced to life imprisonment. I beg Uzi's fans to let me go, and let EDG Club go.

Stop online abuse, starting with me. @UziQaQ, tell me whether I'm speaking the truth or not. Control your fans!

As soon as this post appeared, many netizens who had still been enjoying the gossip on Weibo instantly swarmed over. The Weibo Comment Section fell immediately.

Holy crap, Brother Ran! You're my brother. You're not pretending anymore, huh? You just laid your cards on the table and went for Face-to-face Output?

"Jian Zihao Has a Few Losses?" My fucking god!

Forgive me, I really couldn't hold it in. Paired with that female Uzi picture—fuck, brothers, I could picture it.

66666! The unsolved mystery of the twenty-first century: who did Uzi actually make submit?

Ran Chu!! Fuck your mother!

Beat the hell out of you? You only know how to look at wins and losses? You don't know how to look at laning performance?

If esports aren't about winning or losing, then what are they about? Watching Uzi die after his Red Temperature Value rises? Royal bastards were really hilarious!

Why wasn't someone like Ran Chu dead yet? He spent every day farming attention off my Little Dog.

Maybe Ran Chu's entire family was dead. Otherwise, he wouldn't fail to understand the value of Little Dog being World's Number One ADC.

What are you haters yelling about?! If my Little Dog had gone to a good team, who knew how many championships he would have won by now!

Did winning or losing even matter? Did losing mean he wasn't worthy of being World's Number One ADC? I believe anyone who understood the game knew what the name Uzi represented!

The Royal bastards were truly making fools of themselves. The data was right there, yet they were still talking tough.

As everyone knows, watching matches, liking Uzi, and having a brain—normal people could only have two of these three things.

That was just how Royal bastards were. Most of them were Uzi's devoted sons and grandsons, crystallized fans, you know? They had long been purified.

RNG Club.

When Uzi saw the post, his entire face instantly turned red with anger. "Slander, defamation! That Ran Chu bastard is spreading rumors about This Lord! In my memory, I clearly stomped players like Deft!"

"Where are the lawyers? Where's RNG's legal department? Send that Ran Chu bastard a lawyer's letter! Send him a lawyer's letter!"

This time, Uzi and the Royal bastards were genuinely stifled with rage. Yet the ironclad data was right there, leaving them unable to refute it head-on.

They had no choice but to report it and change tactics.

"Coach." Uzi looked at his coach, Coach Huohu, his red face like a little sun. "Can I tell other teams about our research on Ran Chu?"

"Yes." Coach Huohu nodded. Chu Ran had not played many matches yet, so there was little research material on him. It would be better to let other teams test him. Maybe they could force out more of Chu Ran's hidden strengths.

Heard this, Uzi immediately got to work. He privately told AJ their research on Chu Ran, making AJ's eyes light up continuously.

Uzi: "He doesn't have many champions he can play. When EDG is on red side, they'll definitely ban Camille, then ban a few tanks, and there'll be nothing left. Then just have the jungler come gank him."

Uzi: "Keep it secret. Don't say I told you."

AJ: "Don't worry. Your brother will avenge you."

Uzi: "Yeah. I don't want Ran Chu still playing in the LPL by the time I personally take the field."

In Incredible Miracle's training room, AJ was in high spirits. Sure enough, those who followed the right path received help from many. He could sit at home and enjoy intelligence supplied by people from all sides.

That was why people needed to be modest. What could endlessly starting fights with Uzi on Weibo possibly bring?

Apart from infamy, seemingly nothing.

In tomorrow's match, he, AJ, would take back everything that belonged to him.

Mouse could be EDG's starting lineup top laner. Chu Ran could be EDG's starting lineup top laner. So why couldn't AJ?

He wasn't worse than either of them.

Moreover, AJ firmly believed that if he were stronger than Chu Ran, EDG would definitely use a top laner with a better reputation.

As for Mouse, that was easy. As long as he pulled Chu Ran down, competing with Mouse would be nothing worth mentioning.

Naturally, Chu Ran knew nothing about this.

Deft looked at Chu Ran with a bewildered expression. "Did I really win that many games against Uzi? I didn't even know."

"Why else would they call you the number one Priest?" Pawn burst out laughing.

Sure enough, after Chu Ran posted that Weibo update, his Weibo was immediately bombarded by the Royal bastards, much to Abu's delight.

No matter what, EDG needed talent like this.

"Good, good, excellent. Start a fierce fight with those Royal bastards for me." If Abu were not the club manager and unable to personally step in, he would have viciously insulted the Royal bastards who had exposed his old scandals.

"Pay up."

Chu Ran never expected such a good thing. Abu had voluntarily given him money while also letting him freely harvest Red Temperature Value.

"You did well this time. You deserve a reward. That felt great."

As Abu browsed Weibo and saw countless furious Royal bastards, the stifled anger in his chest dissipated considerably.

With Chu Ran under him, how did those Royal bastards dare come after him?

"Take advantage of this and start a livestream. Your gift earnings from several previous streams were over a hundred thousand yuan per session. Today will definitely be even more."

"It's so late. Are there still people around?" Chu Ran scratched his head, then entered his livestream interface and found bullet comments constantly scrolling.

Countless Royal bastards were bombarding his livestream room.

Report him, make Ran Chu disappear!

Spend one yuan to get a badge, buy Ran Chu a coffin.

Someone like this didn't deserve to remain in the streaming world and disgust This Lord.

"Holy crap, the popularity is exploding today."

Chu Ran's face lit up, and he immediately started the livestream. It was time to farm the Royal bastards for coins.

"Should I fire at full power, Manager Abu? Just say the word. I've never risked my life for anyone before, but today I've decided to risk it all for you once!"

"Full firepower. Insult these people properly today." Abu's anger clearly had not subsided, and he immediately told Chu Ran to increase the intensity.

"More firepower isn't a problem. The question is, can you withstand it afterward?"

Abu froze, then gritted his teeth. "What's there not to withstand? Go all out! Even if I can't withstand it, I'll have to!"

"Don't regret it."

Chu Ran rolled his neck. How long had it been?

How long had he been at EDG?

Before, he had always feared that his firepower would be too fierce, causing EDG to bench him to calm public outrage.

Today, he could finally let loose.

Seeing Chu Ran's expression, Ming Kai and the others seemed to sense a killing aura spreading through the room, making their hearts tremble.

The moment his handsome face appeared in the livestream room, countless Royal bastards were instantly startled.

Fuck your mother, Ran Chu came back from the dead this late? He wasn't dead yet?

You came here to get insulted, right? If I don't insult Ran Chu until he shits himself today, I'll kill myself.

Ran Chu, how did you still dare stream? Who the fuck gave you the courage?

Apologize to my Little Dog!

My Little Dog represented the LPL at seventeen, won runner-up at seventeen, and made enormous contributions to the LPL over these years. What right did you, Ran Chu, have to smear my Little Dog?

Seeing that Bullet Comment, Chu Ran froze briefly before laughing. "I know Uzi has played professionally for many years and is very strong, but I have a question I'm extremely curious about. Since all of you say Uzi is World's Number One ADC, and if we count carefully, he has played professionally for four years by now, then he should have won plenty of championships, right?"

"So may I ask, what championship has Uzi won?!"

"Answer me! What championship, exactly?!"

Chu Ran roared, then opened Baidu Baike and typed the words "What championship has Uzi won" in front of everyone in the livestream room.

Only one sentence appeared—Uzi debuted in 2013 and had not won any championships throughout four years of professional play.

"No, no, I'm asking you all, why can't I find what championship Uzi has won? Why could someone without a championship still be World's Number One ADC?!"

"Hurry up and answer me. I'm in a hurry right now!"

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66666666!

How dare you! Was that a question you should be asking?!

I can't take it anymore. Killing someone and stabbing their heart too, killing someone and stabbing their heart too!

Pfft, the Royal bastards are completely losing it now. They're furious—the Royal bastards are furious.

Championships are your father, huh, Ran Chu!!!

Fuck, Little Dog's two World Championship runner-up finishes are heights you'll never reach in your life!

Were championships that important? Did you compete just for championships? Ran Chu, were you even a professional player? Did you compete solely to win championships? Then your whole life was basically wasted.

I really fucking want to chop you to death, Ran Chu. Waste Kai doesn't even have a runner-up finish, yet he can be world's number one jungler. Why can't Little Dog be World's Number One ADC with runner-up finishes?

Seeing that Bullet Comment, Ming Kai widened his eyes.

How did this get dragged onto me too?

"So the fake world's number one jungler was sent back by Little Peanut to raise pigs, and Bang stepped on Uzi to win championships. It's all just empty boasting."

Ming Kai's gaze sharpened, and his breathing grew hurried.

I told you to fight the Royal bastards. Why were you attacking me?

Red Temperature Value +64

"Ming Kai, don't be angry. It's a tactic. Look, he didn't spare you, so naturally he wouldn't spare Uzi either. It makes perfect sense."

Abu gave Chu Ran a thumbs-up. He now only wanted to see the Royal bastards lose their tempers. Together with the operations team, he checked the revenue data in Chu Ran's livestream backend and found it constantly rising, so he immediately told Chu Ran to continue.

"So don't tell me Uzi is World's Number One ADC in front of me anymore. I even have a Solo Competition championship. What championship does Uzi have? Without a championship, he's nothing."

"I can't play Four Protect One? You don't understand. It's not that I can't; it's that some AD carries don't deserve it. I protected Deft very well! Although he often crashed, compared with one person taking three lanes of farm and dealing zero damage in teamfights, it was still much better! Next question."

Deft's eyes widened as he stared at Pawn in confusion. Why had the attack suddenly turned on him? Whose side was Pawn even on?

At that moment, at RNG Club, Uzi watched Chu Ran's livestream room. Hearing Chu Ran go all out, his eyes turned red with rage.

Damn it!

If he had teammates like Faker and Marin, he would have no idea how many championships he'd have won by now.

Look at the teammates he'd had in matches—Shenchao, Wu Wu Kai—not a single strong one. The entire Royal Club had relied on him to carry!

Just as Uzi was about to explode, Chu Ran's laughter rang out from the livestream room again. "Thanks to World's Number One Blowjob for the treasure map, thank you, thank you!"

"Since we've gotten the mood going this far today, let me ask everyone a question. Do you know why the World Championship trophy is the cleanest thing in the world?"

Hearing that, Uzi perked up. He wanted to hear what Chu Ran meant by that, and his curiosity was piqued.

"It's not because the previous championship team maintained the World Championship trophy well."

"And it's not because the World Championship trophy is flawlessly white, like some pure white lotus."

Meiko froze. He could smell an insult coming.

"Actually, the answer is very simple."

"Because."

"There are never any stains on the World Championship trophy!"