You're Truly a Retired Lumberjack, Without an Axe or Wood!

Instantly, the two random players in Chu Ran's lane, mid and jungle, burst out laughing. They both typed a "6" in the chat.

Seeing Chu Ran's words, Uzi's face turned red with anger, his expression contorting. He had originally planned to retort, but Xiao Ming, who was beside him, reminded him, "Uzi, forget it. Watch your image."

He suppressed his anger, but he was still unhappy, his slightly chubby face already flushed from his rising blood pressure.

[Red Temperature Value +250]

[Red Temperature Value +250]

After scolding Uzi, Chu Ran saw that he wasn't replying anymore and couldn't be bothered to deal with him.

This player was like a giant baby, spoiled by others.

It was as if if his bottom lane started a fight, his top lane had to TP. When his bottom lane was ganked, he was still low health and in the process of recalling.

Chu Ran understood Uzi too well. He probably felt he had been ganked and died, and was just looking for an excuse to shift the blame.

But Chu Ran wouldn't indulge him.

At this moment, Du Ji, who was laning against Chu Ran in the top lane, felt sweat pouring down his back. He didn't even have the inclination to interact with his viewers.

After reaching level 6, he missed his Q by a hair's breadth, failing to kill a caster minion. Chu Ran immediately seized the opportunity and solo-killed him. This made Du Ji so angry he slammed the table.

Bang bang bang!

"What kind of trash champion! Just one HP short, just one HP short caused me to miss that minion, and they're nerfing this Irelia every day instead of so many other champions, Riot Games designers!"

"Look at this Fiora, damn it, her ultimate with four vitals took two-thirds of my health! If they don't nerf her, how can anyone play this game?"

Du Ji was starting to lose his composure, shouting wildly in his stream, causing countless bullet comments to scroll by.

[Hahaha, another one tilted.]

[To be fair, this Fiora is really strong! I feel like she could be called the best Fiora in the country.]

[So overhyped, calling herself the best Fiora in China just for playing against an Ionian? She can't even compare to Kele, let alone the Sword Immortal Jinoo.]

[Seriously, what a load of BS, can Fiora carry a team to victory? Isn't it still up to Little Dog?]

[But your Little Dog is already 0-3, uglier than the streamer's record.]

At this moment, seeing the good news from the bottom lane, Du Ji finally regained his composure.

"It's okay, brothers, your streamer isn't in good form this game. Our bottom lane is very fed, I just need to play stable."

At the same time, at the RNG club.

Uzi's chubby face was completely red. He kept pinging signals for his jungler, and he didn't spare the mid laner and Chu Ran's Fiora either, letting out angry roars.

"Do these mid, top, and jungle players even know how to play? Don't they know who's carrying them this game?"

"Uzi, just play stable, our top lane is quite fed!"

Hearing Xiao Ming's words, Uzi felt even more displeased, gritting his teeth.

If it wasn't a game where he was carrying, he'd rather lose!

What's more, the person carrying was Chu Ran, who had mocked him on Weibo for not knowing how to play Jhin.

Seeing the frequent good news from the bottom lane, Chu Ran was speechless.

Pushing the wave crazily without vision, did he really think the enemy jungler wouldn't gank?

"Looks like I still have to rely on myself!"

A moment later, Chu Ran solo-killed Du Ji again, causing Du Ji to go completely red in his stream. However, he himself was also low health, and to avoid being finished off by the enemy jungler Lee Sin, he could only recall, watching helplessly as Lee Sin pushed the minion wave under his tower.

"Good, it should only be a few melee minions lost."

After recalling, Chu Ran bought a pickaxe and boots. He hadn't even fully recovered his health and rushed to use Q to move.

Just as Uzi, who was farming in the bottom lane, saw such a large minion wave in the top lane.

Like a dog smelling fresh feces, his eyes lit up. At that moment, his EZ's ultimate directly targeted the top lane, clearing most of the minion wave.

Hiss!

For a moment, Chu Ran sucked in a sharp breath of cold air.

At this moment, he felt his Red Temperature Value exploding.

The opponent was Uzi, and this was a crucial game?

But screw that!

He couldn't stand it!

Immediately, Chu Ran pinged countless signals at Uzi and transformed into an esports pianist.

"Haven't you seen minions your whole life? Why are you like a dog, rushing over as soon as you see minions like they're shit? Did you not eat enough at the club, so you came to the Rift to find food?"

Uzi's originally beaming face instantly vanished after seeing this sentence. His pupils suddenly contracted, and his face grew redder and redder.

But it wasn't over yet. Chu Ran's words continued to flood towards Uzi like a tide.

"You're like that retired lumberjack, you know? No axe, no wood!"

"I'll give you the gold from these minions, consider it a funeral gift for your entire family! May you be infertile but have a house full of grandchildren!"

"666666!"

"Bro, your insults are so dirty!"

"Literary genius! Retired lumberjack!"

"Awesome, I had to read it a few times to understand the 'infertile but have a house full of grandchildren' part!"

Chu Ran had posted this in the public chat, visible to everyone. Even Du Ji was shocked.

"Holy crap, I thought I had a bad temper, but damn, there are still masters out there!"

At this moment, his stream's chat was flooded. Since Uzi wasn't streaming, many of his fans, the "Royal Fans," found out that Du Ji and Uzi were matched together and were watching Du Ji's stream. Upon seeing Chu Ran's message, they were instantly furious!

[I F***ING HATE THIS GUY, IS HE CRAZY?!]

[WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY LITTLE DOG TAKING A FEW MINIONS FROM HIM? HE'S CARRYING HIM UP THE RANKS AND HE'S STILL NOT SATISFIED?]

[DOES HE EVEN UNDERSTAND THE VALUE OF THE WORLD'S NUMBER ONE ADC?]

[OH YEAH YEAH YEAH, A 0-4 EZ CARRYING A 3-0 Fiora UP THE RANKS!]

[This guy is so fierce, I like him!]

[Whoever is calling out Bathing Dog, I'm definitely here to back them up!]

[This is too f***ing wild, this lumberjack made me laugh my ass off.]

[I really like your statement, bro, but remember to turn off your private messages!]

Seeing Chu Ran's rapid-fire messages, Uzi was completely enraged. His chest heaved up and down, his face turning as red as half the sky!

"F*** THIS GAME!"

Uzi slammed his mouse, and with Alt+F4, he directly exited the game. Xiao Ming was stunned and quickly asked, "Uzi, where are you going?"

"I'm not playing anymore. This kind of person isn't worth carrying. It's a good thing RNG kicked him out, otherwise, I'd be disgusted seeing him every day!"

"Going to take a bath!"

Going AFK to take a bath again?

Xiao Ming's expression changed, and his look became complicated. Seeing the question marks from his teammates, he could only type an explanation: "His computer broke, and he doesn't have a spare. My apologies."

However, Chu Ran's anger had not subsided. He immediately typed another message.

"Going to cool down his red-hot temperature with a bath?"

Cool down my ass!

Uzi, standing behind Xiao Ming, saw these words. His temperature continued to rise, and he clenched his fists tightly. If he could find Chu Ran, he would have definitely beaten him up.

[Red Temperature Value +250]

[Red Temperature Value +250]

Regarding Xiao Ming's excuse about the computer breaking, Chu Ran scoffed.

With one less person in this game, especially an AD carry in a high-elo match, there was almost no hope of winning. Looking at the word "Defeat" on the screen, Chu Ran was truly disgusted.

In his previous life, he had only seen netizens teasing and making memes about Uzi online. But today, he had experienced it firsthand.

He could only say—

The netizens in his previous life hadn't cursed him enough!

He immediately took a screenshot of the end-game panel and edited a long post, directly uploading it to his Weibo.

After a short period of fermentation, his Weibo post caused the entire LPL circle to explode, igniting a storm of controversy!