In an instant, the two random mid and jungle players on Chu Ran's side burst out laughing and each typed a 6 in chat.
Seeing Chu Ran's message, Uzi's face instantly flushed red with rage, his expression twisting viciously. He had originally wanted to fire back, but Xiao Ming beside him reminded him, "Uzi, forget it. Watch your image."
He forcibly swallowed his anger, but still felt upset inside. His rising blood pressure had already turned his little fatty face somewhat rosy.
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After cursing Uzi out, Chu Ran saw that he was no longer replying and was too lazy to pay him any more attention.
A player like a giant baby had been spoiled rotten by others.
As if whenever he started fighting bot lane, top lane had to TP over, even though he was at low health and recalling when bot lane got caught.
Chu Ran knew Uzi far too well. He probably thought that since he had been caught and killed, he needed to find an excuse to dump the blame on someone else.
But Chu Ran was not going to indulge him.
At that moment, Du Ji, who was laning against Chu Ran in top lane, was drenched in sweat. He did not even have the mood to interact with his viewers.
After reaching level six, he made one mistake and failed to Q the Siege Minion to death. Chu Ran immediately seized the opportunity and Solo Killed him, making Du Ji pound his desk in fury.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
"What trash champion! It was one sliver of health, one sliver! That one sliver kept me from killing that minion with Q! So many champions need nerfs, but they keep hacking away at Irelia every day! League of Legends designers!"
"Look at this Fiora! One Ultimate Ability and she proc'd all four vitals, taking two-thirds of my health! Can anyone even play if she doesn't get nerfed?"
Du Ji's defense was already broken. He shouted wildly in his livestream room, causing countless bullet comments to scroll madly past.
Hahaha, another one got his defense broken.
To be fair, this Fiora is really strong! She feels worthy of being called Number One Fiora on the National Server.
What a joke. Beating someone on Ionia makes her Number One Fiora on the National Server? She can't even compare to Ke Le, much less Sword Immortal Jinoo.
What the hell are you bragging about? Can Fiora carry a team to win games? Doesn't it still come down to Little Dog?
But your Little Dog is already 0-3. His scoreline is even uglier than the streamer's.
At that moment, Du Ji finally steadied himself after seeing the good news from bot lane.
"It's fine, brothers. The streamer isn't in great form this game, but our bot lane is fed. I just need to hold steady."
At the same time, at RNG Club.
Uzi's little fatty face had turned completely red. He repeatedly Pinged his own jungler, and he did not spare the mid laner or Chu Ran's Fiora either, letting out furious roars all the while.
"Can this fucking mid-top-jungle trio even play the game? Do they not know who's carrying them up the ranks this game?"
"Uzi, calm down. Our top lane is pretty fed!"
Hearing Xiao Ming say that only made Uzi feel worse, and he gnashing teeth.
If it was not a game where he carried, he would rather lose!
And the person carrying was Chu Ran, the one who had mocked him on Weibo for not knowing how to play Jhin.
Seeing the frequent good news from bot lane, Chu Ran was speechless.
They were shoving the lane without vision like madmen. Did they really think the enemy jungler would not gank them?
"Looks like I'll have to rely on myself!"
A moment later, Chu Ran Solo Killed Du Ji again, sending Du Ji straight into red temperature in his livestream room. However, Chu Ran himself was also at low health. To avoid being finished off by the enemy Lee Sin, he could only recall and watch helplessly as Lee Sin shoved the minion wave beneath his turret.
"Thankfully, I should only lose a few melee minions."
After recalling, Chu Ran bought a Phage and Boots. Before his health had even fully recovered, he hurriedly used Q to get back to lane.
But Uzi, who was farming in bot lane, saw that enormous minion wave at top.
Like a dog catching the scent of fresh shit, his eyes lit up. He immediately aimed Trueshot Barrage at top lane.
Just as Chu Ran was about to reach his turret, he saw with his own eyes that EZ's Ultimate Ability wiped out the entire huge wave, leaving only a tiny bit behind.
Hiss!
For a moment, Chu Ran sharply sucked in a breath.
At that moment, he felt his red temperature completely explode.
The enemy was Uzi, and this was a crucial game?
Fuck that!
He could not tolerate it at all!
Chu Ran immediately Pinged Uzi countless times, instantly turning into an esports pianist.
"Never seen a minion wave in your life? Why are you like a dog? The second you see minions, it's like you've spotted shit and rush right over. What, do they not feed you enough at the club, so you came to the Rift looking for food?"
Uzi's previously delighted expression vanished the instant he saw those words. His pupils suddenly contracted, and his face grew redder and redder.
But it was not over yet. Chu Ran's words surged at Uzi like a tidal wave.
"You're like a retired lumberjack, you know? No axe and no wood!"
"I'll give you the money from these minions. Consider it coffin money for your whole family! May you be infertile for the rest of your life, yet have descendants filling your home!"
"666666!"
"Brother, your insults are filthy!"
"A literary genius! Retired lumberjack!"
"Damn, I had to read it several times before I understood what infertile yet descendants filling your home meant!"
Chu Ran had sent those messages in Public Chat, so everyone could see them. Even Du Ji was left stunned when he saw them.
"Holy crap, I always thought my manners were terrible, but there are even greater masters out there!"
At that moment, bullet comments flooded his livestream. Since Uzi was not streaming, many RNG fans had discovered that Du Ji had matched with Uzi and were watching through his stream. When they saw Chu Ran's words, they instantly exploded with rage!
I'm gonna fucking kill him, is this guy sick in the head?
What's wrong with my Little Dog taking a bit of his minion wave? He's carrying him up the ranks, and he's still not satisfied?
Does he even understand the value of the World's Number One ADC?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. An 0-4 EZ is carrying a 3-0 Fiora up the ranks!
This guy is awesome. I like him!
No matter who's cursing Bathing Dog, I'll definitely come support them!
He's so fucking unhinged. That lumberjack line made me burst out laughing.
My brother loves your messages, but remember to turn off your Private Messages!
Seeing Chu Ran's rapid-fire messages, Uzi was choked with fury. His chest rose and fell violently, his face red enough to light up half the sky!
"Play my ass, malle gobi!"
Uzi violently slammed his mouse and directly quit the game with Alt+F4. Xiao Ming was stunned and hurriedly asked, "Uzi, where are you going?"
"I'm not playing anymore. Someone like that doesn't deserve for me to carry him to a win. Good thing RNG kicked him out. Otherwise, I'd feel sick just seeing him every day!"
"I'm going to take a bath!"
He was going AFK to bathe again?
Xiao Ming's expression changed, turning complicated. Seeing the question marks from several teammates, he could only type an explanation: "His computer broke, and he doesn't have a spare. Sorry."
But Chu Ran's anger had not yet subsided, and he immediately typed another line.
"Red temperature overflowing, so you went to bathe and cool down?"
Cool down your ass!
Uzi stood behind Xiao Ming and saw those words. His temperature kept rising, his fists clenching tighter and tighter. If he could find Chu Ran, he would definitely beat up Chu Ran viciously.
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Chu Ran only sneered disdainfully at Xiao Ming's claim that the computer had broken.
They were down one person this game. In a high-level match, losing an AD meant there was practically no hope of winning. Seeing that enormous Defeat on the screen, Chu Ran was thoroughly disgusted.
In his previous life, he had at most seen Netizens tease and meme about Uzi online. But today, he had experienced it firsthand.
All he could say was—
The Netizens in his previous life had gone too easy on him!
He immediately took a screenshot of the results screen, wrote a lengthy post, and directly uploaded it to his Weibo.
After a brief period of spreading, his Weibo post directly blew up the entire LPL circle, setting off a Bloodbath!
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