The Green Fatty's Hammer Crushes Douluo
Chapter 25

Smashing Title Douluo Stupid

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"Whack-a-mole?!"

The two Title Douluo were slightly stunned upon hearing that. The next second, the world spun around them.

Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

The frenzied smashing began.

Green Fatty grabbed the two Title Douluo by their ankles and wildly slammed them from side to side against the ground. Amid their screams, he blasted one human-shaped crater after another into the earth.

Only when he had nearly smashed the two Title Douluo stupid did Green Fatty stop.

Then...

He tossed the two near-stupid Title Douluo away like trash and sneered with his huge mouth.

"Pah! So weak!"

After speaking, Green Fatty ignored the stunned crowd and crashed into the Main Hall with a boom, smashing wildly inside.

Such a scene, such an unbelievable sight, left everyone dumbfounded, all of them rooted to the spot in a daze.

Third Brother and the others, who had previously placed great hopes on the Title Douluo and wanted to witness their grandeur—

Were even more frozen in place, motionless as though turned to stone.

The only sound across the entire area was the endless rumble of smashing.

"S-so strong! He actually grabbed Title Douluo and smashed them all over the ground. T-too terrifying."

"More than terrifying—it's practically a disaster! Those were two Title Douluo, peak experts of this world, yet they were defeated in seconds."

"Exactly. Defeat would have been one thing, but he even smashed them into this state. It's too miserable."

Everyone looked at the two Title Douluo lying on the ground, staring blankly at the sky with lifeless eyes like idiots.

The disciples of the Clear Sky Sect finally felt the terror of this Green Fatty.

They had never imagined that such powerful Title Douluo would be defeated by Green Fatty. Worse still, he had grabbed them by the ankles and smashed them wildly, directly battering the two Title Douluo stupid.

For the Clear Sky Sect disciples, this was simply a devastating blow, one powerful enough to shatter their entire worldview.

Rumble!

A deafening crash rang out as dust filled the air. The Clear Sky Sect's Main Hall, a place of great significance, collapsed with a thunderous roar, violently smashed to pieces by Green Fatty.

Roar!!! A jubilant roar echoed in every direction. Green Fatty howled at the sky once more, then, under countless furious gazes, stomped off into the distance with booming steps.

"Damn it! Damn it! The Clear Sky Sect will remember this! Once the Sect Master and the elders return, we'll hunt you down to the ends of the earth!"

"That's right. The two injured elders only recently became Title Douluo, but the Sect Master has been a Title Douluo for many years. The gap in strength is enormous. With the Sect Master's Great Sumeru Hammer technique and the combined strength of several Title Douluo elders, we can definitely kill that monster."

"Stop talking and hurry up! Save the two elders, quickly!"

Amid the shouts, everyone hurried to the two elders and checked their injuries.

The moment they did, their expressions changed.

Because...

The two elders had been smashed far too miserably.

Not only were they covered in injuries and staring blankly at the sky like fools, even their teeth had been knocked out.

Their faces had nearly been smashed out of shape as well.

"Too miserable, truly too miserable. These are Title Douluo, yet they've been smashed until they barely look human."

"Hurry and carry the two elders inside for treatment! Quick!"

Everyone immediately began helping, but the instant they lifted them, the two elders' expressions changed drastically. They sucked in cold breaths and roared.

"P-put us down! Put us down now! It hurts so much! It hurts so much! My whole body hurts!!"

The two aching elders burst into tears. If the pain had been elsewhere, they could have endured it. Even if blades cut into their bodies, they would not have feared it.

But...

This time, not only did their entire bodies ache terribly, some sensitive areas were sending out piercing pain. Even the slightest movement doubled the agony.

The worst part was that they were too embarrassed to say where it hurt. It was simply too humiliating, so they could only grit their teeth and endure the pain.

After quite a while.

They finally recovered somewhat and could barely speak while lying down.

"This matter must be reported to the Sect Master. He has to avenge us. We must kill that Green Fatty."

"That's right. We must take revenge."

The two elders spoke painfully, and when they saw the collapsed Main Hall

They cried out in self-reproach, "We failed to protect the Main Hall. We must plead guilty."

"Two Elders, this isn't your fault. That monster was simply too powerful. It isn't your fault."

"That's right, Two Elders. Don't blame yourselves. We all saw the battle. You already did your best."

"Don't worry, Two Elders. We'll report everything truthfully. The Sect Master will avenge us."

The Clear Sky Sect disciples kept comforting them. Although the destruction of the Main Hall was a serious matter, they certainly would not be punished. At most, they would receive a few reprimands.

Those were minor matters.

What mattered most now was waiting for the Sect Master and the other elders to return.

Those people were all powerful Title Douluo, and even among Title Douluo, they were extremely formidable. Once they returned, they would surely avenge this humiliation.

"The Fourth Elder has returned! The Fourth Elder has returned!!"

A cry rang out, filled with excitement. Everyone hurriedly turned around and saw the Fourth Elder slowly approaching from afar.

The Fourth Elder's steps were very slow, yet he carried a steady air that made people feel reassured.

Seeing the Fourth Elder, the people of the Clear Sky Sect seemed to find their backbone and hurried forward to greet him.

Then, talking over one another, they recounted everything that had just happened.

They emphasized how the two injured elders had desperately protected the Main Hall, hoping the Sect Master would not punish them.

"Don't worry. The Sect Master won't punish you."

The Fourth Elder spoke gently, very slowly. There were also quite a few wrinkles in his clothes.

"That's wonderful. By the way, Fourth Elder, you must avenge us and kill that Green Fatty," the two elders said.

But...

After hearing them, the Fourth Elder furrowed his brow and said softly.

"Forget it. I don't think revenge is necessary."

"What? Not necessary? Fourth Brother, we were the ones who got smashed! How can we not take revenge? What do you mean?!"

"Fourth Brother, why are you speaking so softly? Weren't you always loud before?"

The two injured elders frowned as they looked at the Fourth Elder.

"Cough, cough. Actually, we encountered that Green Fatty on the road," the Fourth Elder suddenly said.

"What? You encountered that monster? Did you already avenge us? Did you kill it?"

The two elders hurriedly pressed for answers, drawing countless sect disciples closer to listen.

"No. We were smashed too. The Sect Master and the others are lying on the road right now. I was smashed less severely, so I came to get your help," the Fourth Elder continued slowly.

"What? You were smashed too? How is that possible? How is that possible?"

"Th-that monster is too fierce! Even the Sect Master was smashed? He's a Title Douluo of a very high rank!"

"Terrifying, too terrifying. Just how strong is this green monster?"

Everyone swallowed hard in horror, their eyes widened in utter disbelief.

Some people also vaguely understood why the usually brisk and energetic Fourth Elder was walking so slowly, speaking so slowly, and had wrinkles all over his clothes.

So he had been smashed too. The Fourth Elder was probably hurting all over right now. The fact that he could endure it without showing it was enough to demonstrate his remarkable endurance.

But honestly, no one dared mention revenge again.

Even the Sect Master had been smashed. Who else could avenge them?

All they could do was give up in shock.

Next, the sect disciples hurried off to rescue the Sect Master. When they reached the location—

They saw the Sect Master and several elders embedded in the earth like fools. The disciples were thoroughly terrified and completely believed the Fourth Elder's words.

"Mother of god, that monster is ridiculously strong!"

"He wasn't human to begin with. I've never seen anything like this."

"Hurry and save them! Quick, quick!"

"Okay!"

The petite Huo Wu pursed her lips and said fiercely, "Robbery! Leave... leave your monthly tickets behind, or else... or else, awooo!"

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