The Green Fatty's Hammer Crushes Douluo
Chapter 42

Bored, So I Smashed an Auction House

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With a heart full of worry, Poison Douluo returned to the mayor's house.

"Grandpa, did you find him?" Dugu Yan had also realized the seriousness of the situation and hurriedly asked.

"No. I searched for a long time but couldn't find him. We're really in deep trouble now."

Poison Douluo was extremely anxious. He felt that person was truly angry and might jump out at any moment to give them a vicious beating.

"Then what do we do? We can't afford to provoke him."

Dugu Yan spoke worriedly, her little hands instinctively shielding her backside. She was scared too.

"We can only keep searching. I'll give the order and have the mayor send people out. Even if we have to turn Sunset Town upside down, we have to find him. Otherwise..."

Poison Douluo did not dare continue. He hurriedly went out to find the mayor.

Next, Sunset Town was completely thrown into chaos. Chickens flew and dogs jumped as people searched everywhere.

However.

After searching for an entire day and night, they still had not found that person by the following morning.

"Grandpa, let's run away. Let's go back to Heaven Dou City. I keep feeling like he might jump out at any moment here. I didn't even dare sleep last night." Dugu Yan looked around timidly.

"I want to leave too, but I'm afraid he's waiting for us outside town to beat us up somewhere without anyone around," Poison Douluo said worriedly.

"This..."

Dugu Yan was frightened as well. Her little head spun rapidly, and in the end, she came up with an idea.

"Grandpa, why don't we have others disguise themselves as us and leave town? We can change our appearance and secretly leave by a small road. That should let us avoid him, right?"

"Eh? That's a good idea. We'll do that. And we need to arrange plenty of carriages, have them leave the town in all directions. We need to disguise ourselves properly too. You'll dress up as a boy."

"Eh? I'm dressing as a boy? Then, Grandpa, are you going to dress as a woman?" Dugu Yan asked in confusion.

"No. How could Grandpa possibly wear women's clothes?" Poison Douluo shook his head without hesitation.

"But dressing as a woman is still better than getting beaten up, right?"

"I... Sigh, then we have no choice."

Poison Douluo thought of that terrifying Green Fatty. He thought that if he died, his granddaughter would also be killed by his enemies. For Dugu Yan's safety, Poison Douluo let out a deep sigh and ultimately decided to dress as a woman.

The plan was swiftly put into action.

Half an hour later.

A large number of commoners, dressed in clothing similar to Poison Douluo and Dugu Yan's, drove more than thirty carriages away from the town in all directions.

At the same time, Poison Douluo, clad in gaudy silk women's clothes, secretly left town by a small road with his granddaughter, who was disguised as a boy, and headed for Heaven Dou City.

Their luck was quite good.

They did not encounter the Green Fatty along the way and safely arrived in Heaven Dou City.

When they reached the entrance of his home in Heaven Dou City, Poison Douluo finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Whew, we're finally back. Hahaha."

"Senior Dugu Bo, why are you dressed like that? Eh? Why are your front teeth missing?"

Prince Xue Beng walked over from afar. Looking at Dugu Bo in women's clothes and at his two missing front teeth, he froze. He vaguely felt that Poison Douluo might have some unusual preferences.

"I..."

Seeing Prince Xue Beng walk over from the side, Poison Douluo was at a loss for words.

Especially when he looked at the brightly colored women's clothes on his body, Poison Douluo's face instantly turned green.

There was no helping it. This time, he had humiliated himself beyond measure.

Poison Douluo did not know that all his painstaking schemes to escape had actually been useless.

Because Li Xuan had already left. He had departed Sunset Town long ago and headed for Heaven Dou City.

However.

His terrible sense of direction had struck again. He had been running for several days without reaching Heaven Dou City.

Countless kilometers outside Heaven Dou City.

Li Xuan rode the White Wolf King as it raced wildly through the wilderness, continuously searching for Heaven Dou City with God's Perspective.

"Little White, you really need to watch that awful sense of direction of yours. I told you to take me to Heaven Dou City, but after running for so long, we nearly ran out of the Heaven Dou Empire instead. You're really something."

Woof! The White Wolf King shot Li Xuan a resentful look. It wanted to say that Li Xuan had clearly been the one pointing out the way, so why was it being blamed? Could he stop bullying wolves like this?

"What? You're not convinced?" Li Xuan tugged at its wolf ears.

Woof! The White Wolf King immediately put on an obedient expression, wagging its tail as meekly as a puppy.

"Enough. Hurry to the Heaven Dou Empire. First smash Blue Tyrant Academy, then head to the treasury and finish the mission before finding Poison Douluo," Li Xuan ordered.

Woof!

The White Wolf King obediently nodded and continued racing forward on all fours.

Half a day later.

Looking at the unfamiliar surroundings, Li Xuan angrily tugged the White Wolf King's ears.

"Tell me, how did you run? How did you go the wrong way again? You have to follow my directions exactly, understand?"

Woof! The White Wolf King's gaze grew even more resentful, because it had followed the directions every step of the way.

There was no helping it. This little master was someone it could not afford to offend, so the White Wolf King could only continue racing onward resentfully.

Three days later.

"Forget it, Little White. Just run on your own. I'm not getting involved anymore."

Li Xuan had shut down. Even with God's Perspective, he could still get lost. It left him utterly speechless.

Unfortunately.

The White Wolf King also had a terrible sense of direction. After running for five days and five nights, it went the wrong way again.

In the end.

The furious Li Xuan tossed the White Wolf King into Natural Space, then found a caravan and caught a ride to Heaven Dou City.

Heaven Dou City.

Li Xuan stood outside the city gates, dusty from travel, and looked up at the towering walls with a sigh.

"I finally made it to Heaven Dou City. This was way too hard."

Li Xuan exhaled deeply. Wearing an expression caught between laughter and tears, he stepped into Heaven Dou City.

Inside Heaven Dou City, on a bustling street.

Li Xuan strolled leisurely along, curiously taking in the prosperous city. The dazzling array of goods also caught his eye.

"This is nice. I'll take it. Eh? What a strange stone. I'll take that too, and sell me this one as well."

Li Xuan stopped before one stall after another and could not resist buying a great many things.

There was no helping it. He was so poor that all he had left was money.

Leaving so much money lying around was just a nuisance. He might as well buy things he liked, even if it was only fruit or clothes.

In short.

After buying a huge pile of things, Li Xuan eventually arrived outside the Heaven Dou City Auction House.

Looking at the antique, richly decorated Auction House and the imposing guards at its entrance, Li Xuan was filled with curiosity.

"What a grand Auction House. Smashing such a grand Auction House would definitely be interesting, wouldn't it?"

Li Xuan muttered as God's Perspective swept over the surroundings. Seeing that Blue Tyrant Academy was not far from the Auction House, he prepared to transform here and start smashing things.

No sooner said than done, Li Xuan turned and headed toward a nearby alley.

At the entrance of the Auction House.

Four guards stood there imposingly, radiating powerful Soul Power fluctuations that filled passing pedestrians with awe.

An old man passed by with two children. One of the little girls could not help saying,

"Grandpa, those Auction House guards are so cool."

"Of course. They're all High-level Spirit Masters, extremely powerful. They're an important force protecting the Auction House, people whom many fear and respect," Grandpa said.

"So they're High-level Spirit Masters. That's amazing. Does that mean no one would dare provoke the Auction House with them protecting it?" the little girl continued.

"Certainly. These Spirit Masters are nothing like the weak Spirit Scholars in our village. They're High-level Spirit Masters, and every one of them is a formidable Spirit Master capable of taking on a thousand enemies alone."

"They're that powerful? They can take on a thousand enemies alone? That's incredible." The little girl looked at the imposing guards, her eyes full of admiration.

Seeing his granddaughter's admiration, Grandpa continued explaining.

"With these High-level Spirit Scholars around, the Auction House has never had any problems. No one dares set their sights on it. Even if someone came to rob the Auction House, these guards would defeat them. They're incredibly powerful."

"They're so strong. I really want to see how cool they look when they fight and defeat their enemies," the little girl said.

"I'm afraid you'll never get the chance. With these guards here, no one would dare provoke the Auction House. If anyone did come, the guards could kick those enemies to death with one foot."

"One kick? Can they really kick someone to death with just one kick?"

"Of course," Grandpa said proudly.

Roar!!

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