Fu Xuan's Ultimate Weapon: Medicated Oil

Isn't this basically a little yellow book?!

And how is fifty thousand words some grand epic?!

"Of course it's a grand epic! If it's too long, people won't feel like reading it! And all the sound effects and heart symbols can take up thousands of words."

"Isn't that just padding?!"

"It's those sound effects that make readers feel immersed."

"..." Feixiao took a deep breath.

No, she couldn't let herself get led astray. Why was she discussing this sort of crooked nonsense with Danzhu?!

"You're messing around like this, and it's one thing if Mobius doesn't know, but does Liu Bai know?"

"But this isn't slander or random matchmaking."

"..."

If she put it that way, Danzhu really was unbeatable.

"Um, may I ask something?"

Einstein patted the blushing Tesla.

"After Miss Danzhu finishes this, is it for personal use, or will it be printed and published?"

"Of course it'll be published! Good things should be shared with everyone!"

"Hmm... then may Dr. Einstein reserve five copies?"

"Huh? Aren't you and Dr. Einstein only two people?"

"Good things should be shared, after all."

Einstein returned her words right back to her.

Tesla looked like she wanted to cry out, but Einstein covered her mouth.

Danzhu considered it for a moment, then nodded, finding it quite reasonable.

"Still... now that I think about it, shouldn't I come up with a pen name?"

Danzhu wore a sneakily mischievous expression.

"My current tentative pen name is 'Cangxuan.'"

"..." Feixiao pressed a hand to her forehead. Fine, this person only looked a little similar. She definitely wasn't that dragon girl she had met once in her memories.

You really had no integrity at all!

"That name would make you too obvious if it got exposed."

Einstein shook her head in rejection.

...Especially when there