"Ugh... just thinking about how I've lived with my yandere brother for so long... Brother, whenever you spent the night with the sisters, did you imagine me as a side dish in your head~? Eugh! The more I think about it, the more disgusting it gets~"
"Delusional basic bitch."
"—?"
I was joking with you so cheerfully. Wasn't that answer a little too aggressive?!
"Your chest is inferior to Shenhe's and Xianyun's, your butt is inferior to Acheron's and Kafka's, and your waist... forget it. What kind of waist could a child have?" Liu Bai sighed, giving his assessment with utmost seriousness.
"Guh...!"
Sparkle felt like she had heard a similar assessment somewhere before—so he had been serious when he said that back then—!
Fury rising in her heart, Sparkle immediately stood up and reached over to tug at Liu Bai's face.
"Hey! Don't mess around while we're eating!"
"I'll mess around if I want to! Pay the price for your disrespect toward Lady Sparkle!"
"What do you mean, disrespect? You're making it sound like I was lying."
"Comparing a young maiden like me to those old aunties is an unforgivable crime!"
"...Shenhe is actually about the same age as you, isn't she?"
"—You're not allowed to say any more!"
"And even if we don't compare you to Shenhe, compared to Seele... Sparkle, you don't really seem to be..."
"Don't say it! Don't say it!"
Sparkle grabbed Liu Bai's face, stopping him from continuing.
"Hey! If you keep this up, the food is going to fall!"
With a helpless sigh, Liu Bai grabbed Sparkle around the waist.
"Huh?"
"Get over here!"
Keen Eyes Like Torches! Great Detective Sparkle!
Liu Bai used his absurd arm strength to lift Sparkle over from across the table, preventing her from leaning out and knocking