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Dappled sunlight filtered through the dense canopy. Tiny insects crawled slowly among the withered fallen leaves, struggling to survive.

This was a primeval forest, a dangerous place rarely visited by humans.

Because the creatures living in this forest were not ordinary wild beasts, but unique beings endowed with incredible power.

—Soul beasts.

Not only did they live in this forest, they were also its undisputed rulers.

Star Dou Great Forest was the name of this forest.

On an ordinary, unremarkable day, the tranquil Star Dou Great Forest welcomed an unwelcome visitor.

An invisible, terrifying force appeared without warning in a clearing deep within the forest, instantly piercing through the space there. A dark, unfathomable spatial rift was torn open by that force, and then spat out a small figure.

It was a human child, no more than six years old.

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After a brief bout of dizziness, the small figure lying flat on the ground suddenly sat up like someone jolting awake from a dying illness, staring blankly at his surroundings.

The countless unfamiliar plants around him left him at a complete loss.

"Where am I?" he murmured instinctively, but before the words had even finished leaving his mouth, he clapped a hand over it.

Because...

That voice was wrong!

He was clearly a fine young man in his twenties, so why did his voice sound so... childish?

And his body should not have felt this weak!

When he lowered his head and saw the body of a six-year-old child, despair nearly brought him to tears. Just moments ago, he had been buying lottery tickets. He had just won the grand prize and had not even had time to celebrate before a wave of dizziness brought him to this unfamiliar world.

"Could I have died from being too happy?" He had heard that when people experienced extreme joy or sorrow, overwhelming emotions could very well kill them on the spot.

As for why he was still alive...

Having read plenty of novels, he quickly realized what had happened and accepted the fact.

"Who would've thought that I, Lin Yun, would transmigrate? Good thing my little brother's still here, or I'd have to change my name to Lin Yun." Lin Yun touched a certain part of himself and breathed a sigh of relief.

"But wasn't this transmigration a little too careless? Where's the semi-truck? Where's the divine punishment from above?"

And where was his cheat?!

(A certain careless old mother: ...)

Although the frail body of a six-year-old child made Lin Yun deeply uncomfortable, he could not stay in one place forever.

After easing the lingering dizziness a little and gradually adapting to his new body, Lin Yun took careful steps away from the clearing.

He had no choice but to be cautious.

No forest was ever safe. Not to mention that a large portion of the plants here were ones he had never seen on Earth. They looked somewhat familiar, but he had definitely never seen them before.

That meant this was no longer his original world. Forests were already crawling with venomous insects, snakes, and wild beasts. Who knew what absurd creatures might be lurking in this one?

With the body of a six-year-old child, if he swaggered through this forest, he would probably transmigrate again the very next second.

Assuming he had a third life.

After parting another thicket, Lin Yun cautiously poked out his eyes and looked outside. Then the grim expression on his face froze stiff.

"Hisss—"

"Roar—"

The snake and wolf that had been facing off both turned their bloodthirsty eyes toward the bush where Lin Yun was hiding.

I'm done for!

Lin Yun's heart nearly stopped.

Snakes were renowned masters of heat detection. With their poor eyesight, they relied entirely on their tongues and thermal senses to lock onto enemies. Wolves had even keener noses, capable of smelling prey from several kilometers away.

He had no idea why a snake was fighting a wolf, but Lin Yun was about to be barbecue!

More importantly, why were the wolf and snake in front of him so ridiculously huge?!

A purple-pink snake six meters long and as thick as a thigh, and a massive green wolf three meters long with a shoulder height of one and a half meters.

What the hell kind of world was this?!

But Lin Yun did not have even a moment to mourn for himself. Taking the stage next were an unknown vicious giant snake and a bloodthirsty giant wolf!

The giant snake slowly opened its mouth. Drops of venom slid from two dagger-sharp fangs, corroding the fallen leaves on the ground until white smoke rose from them.

Lin Yun could smell the giant wolf's foul, bloody breath even from far away.

Could he win?

He could...

Win my ass! Just wait for death!

Lin Yun gave up immediately. Even with his adult body from his previous life, he had not been confident he could escape—yes, escape, not fight. Much less now, with the tiny body of a six-year-old.

He only hoped these two gentlemen would make it quick when they ate him. Preferably, the wolf bro could go for his throat instead of making him experience the suffocating embrace of a giant python.

The Mandala Snake and Gale Demon Wolf did not care what Lin Yun thought. In the Star Dou Great Forest, although soul beasts fought among themselves, the instant they saw a human, no matter how deep their hatred for one another, they would unite to attack the human.

Soul masters were their common enemy, and humans were no different!

The Mandala Snake and Gale Demon Wolf, who had been brimming with hostility just moments ago, immediately targeted Lin Yun together.

Hiss—

Howl—

Watching the wolf and snake pounce at him impatiently, Lin Yun closed his eyes in relief. Judging by their ferocious momentum, it seemed he would die cleanly enough.

Three seconds passed.

Ten seconds passed.

One minute passed...

"Hm? Why doesn't it hurt?" Lin Yun opened his eyes in confusion. Everything before him had turned grayish-white, as though time and space had been frozen. Other than the unceasing flow of gray-white mist, the entire world had come to a standstill.

The snake and wolf were frozen in midair less than thirty centimeters in front of him. Their gaping mouths and the saliva suspended in the air were all clearly visible.

The moment Lin Yun realized time had stopped, an ethereal, majestic voice rang in his heart like the tolling of morning bells and evening drums.

[Young man, welcome to Douluo Continent!]

[Please choose your hero...

Oops, wrong one. Let's try again! Please choose your faction!]

[1. My fate is mine, not Heaven's! Rise up and become the master, kill Tang San, and the position of God King in the Divine Realm is not one I cannot claim!]

[2. Give up right away! If you can't beat him, join him. Cling tightly to Tang San's thigh and become the next Huo Yuhao!]

[Selection reward: Unknown!]

"This is... my golden finger?" Lin Yun's eyes lit up, and he immediately became excited.

I knew it. How could a transmigrator possibly die right at the start?!

Although that voice sounded a little unreliable, it had indeed given Lin Yun a great deal of information.

"Douluo Continent... Tang San?"