Primordial Chaos: The Three Pure Ones Discover My Diary, Everyone Crumbles
Chapter 153

Energy Conservation: When the Camera Ran Out of Power, the Electric Baton Had Power!

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[Eastern Emperor Taiyi: I can see that the four of you Dragon Kings of the Four Seas brothers each have unique skills, and you all have a unique skill.]

[Zhenyuanzi: As expected of the descendant of First Dragon, none of the four brothers is simple. This habit is too outrageous. Don't they all say that Dragon Race is so astringent?]

[Kunpeng: Being a variety show really allows me to see the diversity of species belonging to Primordial World creatures.]

[...]

The bus was still running smoothly, Li Yuan leaned his head against the window, which gave him the feeling of riding a bus to school in his previous life.

Especially when I sit from the starting station to the end station, when I stand up, I feel that my pants and butt are integrated into one.

After getting off the car, you have to adjust the trajectory with a weird posture. In short, you can eliminate the trouble.

Li Yuan Suddenly saw a pancake vendor selling pancakes and his eyes lit up.

"Hey, why not buy some pancakes to eat? I'm not in a hurry anyway."

This statement was unanimously agreed upon by everyone.

Li Yuan got off the car and came to the street vendor and said softly.

"Here are ten pancakes."

Unexpectedly, the other party lowered his head, looked embarrassed, waved his hands and whispered.

", we don't have enough materials. You can buy them somewhere else."

Li Yuan heard this and responded helplessly.

"Then you can make as many as you can, and we'll share the food when the time comes."

Anyway, we are already at this level, it's just a casual taste.

Seeing Li Yuan talking like this, the vendor took the eggs and dough with a look of embarrassment on his face.

"How to make pancakes?"

As soon as these words came out, Li Yuan raised his eyebrows slightly with an expression of surprise.

His eyes showed a mixture of surprise and stupidity.

"You mean, you're a pancake seller, and now you're asking me what a customer should do, right?"

The vendor coughed twice and whispered in a very embarrassed voice.

"I am Wilderness Guard, can you buy it elsewhere?"

Li Yuan suddenly realized that Wilderness Guard was similar to Six Doors in his previous life.

It is an organization established by Dao Ancestor Hongjun to maintain the stability of Primordial World.

There was no fanfare when it was first established.

But Li Yuan definitely knew about this, so he was a little surprised.

"Where are you leaving this squatter?"

The stall owner nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

Helpless Li Yuan could only go back to the bus.

The person in charge of driving Ao Guang asked curiously.

"Didn't you say you were going to buy pancakes? Why didn't you buy them?"

Li Yuan waved his hand casually and said calmly.

"I didn't want to eat as soon as I got off the bus. I felt full after smelling it."

", hurry up and visit the East China Sea Dragon Palace."

After that, Ao Guang drove on.

While driving, Lü Yue also smacked his lips and said twice.

"Although I have recently exercised my energy and blood, I need to control my diet."

"But I really wanted to eat pancakes, but unfortunately I didn't get them just now."

Luoxuan asked curiously.

"You have to control your diet, why are you still eating pancakes?"

"What if there is something wrong with the energy intake, wouldn't it mean that we are missing out?"

Lü Yue responded cheerfully.

"It's okay, as long as you pretend not to know, you won't gain weight after eating it."

"I would like to call this method Great Law of Deceiving the Stomach."

Luoxuan was obviously shocked and stood there stunned.

"It's okay to lie to my buddy, but don't lie to yourself. If my buddy is fooled by you, just laugh and laugh. If you fool yourself and get stuck in it, then..."

Li Yuan looked at the two people in the conversation and murmured.

"I always feel that none of my team members are so normal."

Beside him, Ji Meng carried a camera and said directly.

"Is there a possibility that you are a psychopath and you chose a group of psychopaths instead of joining your team to become a psychopath?"

Li Yuan raised his head and stared at Ji Meng and asked seriously.

"Senior, why would you humiliate yourself like this?"

Ji Meng blurted out in a moment of ecstasy.

"Am I a bitch?"

Crunch——!!!

Just as the two were chatting, the screeching sound of the brake disc suddenly rang out.

So much so that Li Yuan looked confused.

"Why don't you drive?!"

The driver Ao Guang pointed to the road ahead and blocked the road and said to the two of them.

"No, it looks like someone is standing on the road and doesn't know what to do."

As they spoke, the two of them had already reached the car door, and Ao Guang opened the door.

The two men, one tall and one short, shouted loudly as they got into the car.

"There is a cloud in the northwest sky, a crow falls on a flock of phoenixes, the car is full of heroes, who is the king and who is the minister?!"

"I've already made a fool of myself. My name is Hegemon of East Sea Mountain, and my nickname is Black Dragon. The Daoist Master calls me Dragon Bro."

"When you realize this, please obediently hand over your magic weapon, otherwise we will be rude to you!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Yuan stood there dumbfounded.

"Are you trying to rob me?"

The shorter Black Dragon roared angrily.

"That's right, it's robbery. We are all Primordial Unity Golden Immortal. We only like to rob people like you who ride in buses. I don't believe that Primordial Unity Golden Immortal can be so powerful."

Li Yuan stood up, took out a piece of cloth, and covered the camera.

Then he waved his hand casually and said coldly.

"Brothers, come together!"

Bang! Bang! Bang!

The sound of the stick hitting the meat was endless.

Livestream Room The audience inside instantly became excited.

[Ren Xian San Xiu: Energy is conserved. If the camera is out of power, it means something has power.]

[Earth Immortal Rogue Cultivator: I can't see it at all. Could it be that Li Yuan have they surrendered? I heard the robbers shouting happily.]

[Celestial Immortal Casual Cultivator: That's right, that's the joy of their harvest. They finally got many magic weapons. It's so awesome.]

[Mystic Immortal Casual Cultivator: You don't have to choose anyone. You have to choose this bus. What's the difference between this and throwing yourself into a trap?]

[Wilderness Guard: I didn't fall into the trap and was educated by Electric Baton. Now I have to suffer physical and flesh pain. I can only say that I deserve it.]

[...]

"Stop the electricity, stop the electricity, I can't feel my butt anymore."

"I'm convinced, I'm convinced, you are all heroic bastards, my mouth is full, ah!!!"

"..."

After a while, the camera captured a new picture.

Wilderness Guard, the street vendor, appeared earlier and controlled the two robbers.

The two robbers' bruised noses and swollen faces made the Livestream Room audience burst into laughter.

His mouth was beaten and he couldn't speak, his eyes were swollen, his hands were tied, and his legs were broken.

Tears of regret flowed from the corners of his eyes.

Wilderness Guard shook hands with Li Yuan with a warm smile and looked at each other with a smile.

"We are here to catch this group of audacious robbers. Thank you for your contribution to the stability of Primordial World. We will give you a bonus in the future."

Li Yuan also showed a standard smile and said softly.

"It doesn't matter what the bonus is, why don't you donate it to the children in poor areas for me, so that they can go to school, Wilderness Guard people are one family!"

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