The Directionally Challenged Team at Eagle Sorrow Stream, Ao Lie Gets Beaten Before Joining
Inside Guanyin Temple, Tang Sanzang looked at Black Bear Demon and Elder Jinchi lying on the ground.
He dusted off his hands with satisfaction.
Then he took out his own "Western Sect internal only·Merit Golden Lotus Pad".
I skillfully opened the address book, found a contact with the note "Dizang Martial Uncle (Netherworld project team)", and made a direct video call.
"Beep... beep..."
Soon, the video was connected, and the face of Dizang Bodhisattva, full of "animal" fatigue, appeared on the screen.
Dizang's voice was hoarse as if he had just been woken up.
"Golden Cicada?"
"What's the matter? I just finished processing Eighteen Levels of Hell's 'Quarterly KPI Assessment Report' and I'm about to take a break."
Tang Sanzang spoke concisely and in a tone that left no room for doubt.
"Dizang Martial Uncle, there is business."
"The deputy director of Guanyin Temple passed the customs clearance, and the coordinates have been sent to you."
"A demonic Daluo Golden Immortal and a Great Luo peak bear demon are still breathing."
"Bring someone here to deal with the 'post-war matters'. We will provide one-stop services for salvation, purification, and psychological counseling."
"Wukong and I still have to go on a journey, that's all."
After that, he hung up the phone with a snap, neatly and without any sloppiness.
Among Netherworld, Dizang Bodhisattva looked at the black screen and was stunned for a long time.
Finally, he sighed helplessly and said to Diting beside him.
"Let's go, don't sleep, we have new business."
"Inform colleagues of 'Rebirth Department' and 'Purification Department' to work overtime, just to wipe the butt of this little nephew."
Here, Tang Sanzang finished handling the sale and called Sun Wukong to continue on the road.
"Wukong, let's go, next stop."
Sun Wukong carried Golden-Hooped Rod on his shoulders and followed him in a hurry.
"Okay, Old Tang!"
However, after walking for about half a day, Sun Wukong felt more and more something was wrong.
He scratched his head, looked at the familiar mountains and forests around him, and asked doubtfully.
"Old Tang, are we... spinning around in circles?"
Tang Sanzang stopped and looked up at the sun in the sky.
He looked at the surrounding terrain again.
Finally, I took out one drawn by Guanyin Bodhisattva.
A map marked "Journey to the West Route Map (Top Secret)".
After studying it seriously for a long time, I came to a conclusion.
"Hmm... I think the map is wrong."
Sun Wukong: "..."
He finally figured it out, the muscular monk in front of him.
Although his combat prowess is off the charts, Fang Yan feels like he is a complete mess in this regard, a pure road idiot!
Sun Wukong asked tentatively.
"Old Tang, are you a road-crazy monk? Otherwise, I, Old Sun, should lead the way myself."
Unexpectedly, Tang Sanzang actually waved his hand and responded with very confident words.
"The poor monk has found the right place. Let's go this way!"
After saying that, he strode towards Fang Yan.
Even though Sun Wukong had some doubts, he could only follow helplessly.
As a result, after walking for another half a day, they came to a large river with rough waves and fast currents.
There were gloomy clouds on the river and bad waves rolling in the water, so that even the birds did not dare to fly over.
Sun Wukong Looking at the dangerous terrain in front of him, he felt something was even more wrong.
"Old Tang, if I read correctly, this should be Eagle Sorrow Stream."
"If this is Eagle Sorrow Stream, it means the two of us are on the wrong side."
Above the clouds, Li Yuan was watching the Master and Disciple's "Bizarre Adventure" through Water Mirror Technique, and Happy Water almost laughed out loud.
"I'm really convinced. I feel like there's something wrong with this guy's brain."
"A muscular man with a roadblock, and a man with incredible combat power who is directionally blind."
"This combination is amazing."
"With their level of road-finding skills, let alone going to Western Paradise, it's a miracle that they can get out of this 100,000-yuan mountain!"
He quickly opened the Diary book and recorded this historic scene.
[The first major BUG appeared in Journey to the West Team. The core member Tang Sanzang comes with the 'Road Chi' debuff. Currently, he has successfully led the team to charge in the opposite direction to the Eastern Tang Dynasty. It is recommended that the Western Sect project team equip it with 'Taiji Navigation' as soon as possible, otherwise the project will risk being postponed indefinitely.]
Just when the master and disciple were worried about Eagle Sorrow Stream.
In the turbulent river, there was a sudden "crash" and a huge silver dragon rushed out!
The giant dragon was a hundred feet long, its scales glistened in the sunlight, and its whiskers fluttered.
A pair of dragon eyes are full of defiance and majesty, exuding Daluo Golden Immortal power, stirring up the entire Eagle Sorrow Stream atmosphere!
He hovered in the air and let out a deafening roar.
Then he spoke human words, his voice full of deliberately domineering.
"I am West Sea Dragon King three Crown Prince Ao Lie."
"According to the order of 'Journey to the West Project Team', I am waiting here for the pilgrims."
"Who are you, why don't you tell me your name quickly and come with me to do some great work together!"
His appearance was obviously carefully planned, and he wanted to establish himself as the strong player in the team from the beginning.
Sun Wukong was worried that he had nowhere to vent his anger, but when he saw a loach daring to show off its power in front of him, he felt happy on the spot.
"You idiot, how dare you show off in front of your grandpa!"
Without saying anything, he picked up Golden-Hooped Rod and somersaulted onto the cloud.
Faced with the concave shape of the Ao Lie, it is a hit!
"Take a stick from my old grandson!"
Ao Lie is still feeling complacent about his handsome appearance.
Who would have expected that this monkey would strike at the slightest disagreement?
He only felt a force that would destroy the world and destroy the world descend from the sky.
Before he could even react, he was hit firmly on the head by the iron rod.
"Ouch——!"
There was a shrill scream, and Ao Lie's majestic dragon body was like a kite with its strings broken.
It fell straight out of the air.
It smashed into the Eagle Sorrow Stream with a "pop" sound, causing a splash of water hundreds of feet high.
Before he emerged from the water, a hand as big as a cattail fan stretched out.
Like grabbing a chicken, he grabbed the back of his neck and lifted him out of the water.
The expressionless muscular face of Tang Sanzang came close to Ao Lie, his eyes full of scrutiny.
"You," he spoke slowly, his voice low and powerful, "You also want to go to Western Paradise to get Buddhist scriptures?"
Ao Lie was pinched by the scruff of Destiny's neck, and all his magic power was shaken away.
Looking at the bald monk in front of him, who looked more like a villain than his own father, Dragon Soul was almost frightened.
He nodded the faucet frantically, his voice almost crying.
"Go, go, go, I am also a Buddhist scripture learning team, one of my own, my own, Master!"
"Yes." Tang Sanzang nodded with satisfaction and threw him on the shore.
Ao Lie was lying on the ground, looking at the two evil stars in front of him, and felt that Long Sheng was all gloomy.
What about joining the Tianming team, making great achievements, and improving merit KPIs?
Why was it that as soon as we met, we were almost converted on the spot?
Above the clouds, Li Yuan looked at this dramatic scene and couldn't help but be filled with emotion.
"Alas, poor Ao Lie, after all, he still couldn't escape the fate of being beaten by mixed doubles."
He then showed another pleased smile.
"But that's okay, at least... he won't turn into a White Dragon Horse again, carrying that road-crazy monk on his back for thousands of miles."
"Upgrading from a mount to a teammate is also considered a consumption upgrade!"