"Driver, how far are we from the Public Security Bureau? Li Ye, what are you standing there for? Get over here!"
Ji Zhongzhi backed away while shielding the woman with the bag, calling out to Li Ye at the same time. But there were too many people on the bus, packed and jostling together, making it impossible to retreat properly.
Li Ye: "..."
In his previous life, Li Ye had watched a movie called "Fortune Diary." There was a particularly hilarious scene in it where Song Xiaobao and Sha Yi encountered thieves on a train.
Song Xiaobao thought his big brother Sha Yi was incredibly badass. Sha Yi had taken it upon himself to meddle in other people's business on the train and provoke the thieves, but in the end, that big brother with formidable combat strength got cold feet.
The two actors had been excellent, making more than ninety percent of the audience burst into laughter. But if those viewers had truly been placed in that situation, they definitely would not have been able to laugh.
When four or five thieves across from you pulled out knives and closed in around you, even the bystanders would break out in a cold sweat, let alone the person who had started the trouble.
And today, Ji Zhongzhi was playing Song Xiaobao's role. Facing a pack of scumbags carrying sharp blades, he actually put on an arrogant expression that said, "You're in trouble now."
The problem was that Ji Zhongzhi had even shouted Li Ye's name, calling out his reputation for all to hear. Wasn't he afraid the criminals would retaliate against Li Ye? Why didn't he say something himself, like, "A man does not change his name standing or sitting—I am XXX"?
Li Ye was so angry he laughed.
Why did