LOL: The Joy of Being a Chinese Mid-Laner in the LCK
Chapter 27

I Said, Get Lost

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8mo ago

On the Weibo hot search list, the 17th trending topic was: "Overnight, former match-fixer top laner Silence is once again being cursed by RNG fans on the hot search, and the reason is him!"

After clicking into this hot search, new comments were updating every second, and without exception, they were all cursing Xu Junyan.

Because of the timely updates, the news of "minnaaQAQ" reaching the top of the Korean server was undoubtedly brought up for discussion.

For example:

"Picture.jpg, look at them! This is the best player our RNG should protect. What the hell are you, do you even deserve it?"

"Haha! Stop provoking him upstairs, give him another hundred years and he probably still won't reach the top of the Korean server, right?"

"Let the match-fixer reach the top of the Korean server, pfft! Just hearing that is hilarious."

"He's risking his life to go up there~/side-eye"

"Forget the Korean server top spot, if this ungrateful wretch can even get into the top ten of the Korean server, I'll eat it! There's a public toilet next to my house, I'll eat it directly!"

"..."

Xu Junyan watched with great pleasure, feeling incredibly comfortable, as if those Royal Family fanatics weren't cursing him.

He wouldn't fall for any bait, truly worthy of these brainless Royal Family fanatics.

The time was ripe. Xu Junyan's lips curled. After a simple search on Weibo, he easily found the video clip of RNG team manager Damon and Xiaohu affectionately saying, "We sincerely invite 'minnaaQAQ' to join RNG."

Xu Junyan directly reposted it and typed a comment: "Invite your mother. Do you guys in RNG have any self-awareness about what kind of trash you are? Get a clear understanding of yourselves, who are you putting on this disgusting act for?"

The missing person who hadn't appeared on Weibo for over half a month had returned, and his popularity remained undiminished. In an instant, he attracted the attention of countless Royal Family fanatics. They descended like a swarm of locusts, arriving in the blink of an eye!

When they saw that Xu Junyan actually dared to refute their ridicule and mock their RNG, even reposting the video from two days ago where Damon and Xiaohu sincerely invited "minnaaQAQ" to join RNG, they were furious!

"Are you projecting your own petty thoughts onto a noble person again? Ungrateful wretch, when are you going to die?"

"Exactly! Weren't you pretending to be dead quite happily before? Besides, what business is it of yours if our RNG recruits new players!"

"Ew~~, someone's jealous, jealous. I see our great Royal Family is recruiting a new top laner again, and it's someone so amazing, a formidable figure he'll never catch up to. So jealous~"

"Hah! How dare this parasite, this ungrateful wretch, mock our RNG for being trash? Look at yourself before you mock others."

"Match-fixer, I know you're anxious, but really, don't be. Our great Royal Family is inviting 'minnaaQAQ', why are you responding? You didn't think you were included, did you? Haha!"

"Hold on upstairs! Who are you insulting? 'MinnaaQAQ' the great god is currently number one on the Korean server. What is this ungrateful wretch? A loser! Match-fixer! Parasite! The shame of the LPL!"

"The upstairs summary is so thorough!/thumbs up"

"Posting such disgusting words at this time, aren't you just trying to stop the great god 'minnaaQAQ' from joining our RNG? But, it's hilarious, who do you think you are? Would the great god 'minnaaQAQ' even pay attention to you? /sweating face"

"Agreed, I declare that everything before was a misunderstanding. Now the great god 'minnaaQAQ' is my idol! Would my idol pay attention to such a parasite? I'm dying of laughter haha!"

"The great god 'minnaaQAQ', who can easily reach the top of the Korean server, probably sees this ungrateful wretch like looking at a dog, right? /side-eye"

"..."

Xu Junyan, with a faint smile on his face, scrolled through the ridiculous comments left by these Royal Family locusts.

He didn't rush to reply. He waited a bit. About an hour later, when the comments on his latest Weibo post exceeded ten thousand, RNG's official Weibo stepped in.

As a club skilled in marketing, just as he expected, they were constantly monitoring online trends, unwilling to miss any opportunity to market their club.

At 10:20 AM, RNG's official Weibo posted:

"Regarding misunderstandings, there's no need to pay attention. Regarding outsiders, there's no need to care. Stick to your original intentions and do your best."

"Additionally, congratulations to 'minnaaQAQ' the great god for reaching the top of the Korean server. Here, I will also help Manager Damon and Xiaohu to support this. Mud Monster once again calls on all the little fans of the Royal Family to help us find 'minnaaQAQ'! Great god, please notice us quickly. Mud Monster sincerely invites the great god to join our Royal Family RNG. We hope to join hands with this strong reinforcement in the future to create brilliance together!"

"PS1: To welcome the great god player, all of us at the club are ready to enter the kitchen. Uzi, Xiaohu, Letme, Mlxg, Xiaoming, and Haoxuan, each of us is prepared to personally cook a delicious dish for this new great god! /grinning face/grinning face/grinning face"

"PS2: In terms of treatment, we have directly prepared a 5 million signing bonus package for 'minnaaQAQ' the great god. If the great god sees this, you can contact our official Weibo directly. I will be waiting here all the time."

When the leader of the locusts posted on Weibo, it was even more astonishing. And the content was so pretentious and pure, as if emerging unstained from the mud. One by one, the little Royal Family fanatics' hearts almost melted, and their loyalty to RNG became even stronger.

Below, countless comments poured in.

"Crying, RNG is truly too good."

"Mud Monster is always so considerate of others, unlike a certain ungrateful wretch, pfft! /vomiting face"

"The official Weibo's consideration is so thoughtful. They knew that just a live stream clip might not have enough credibility, so they personally updated their Weibo to reaffirm the authenticity of this news. Tsk tsk! This way, it makes it even clearer how petty and narrow-minded that person is! /sweating face"

"This is our Mud Monster! I'm so lucky to be a fan of such a cute club in this lifetime!"

"RNG, you are my father!"

"Uzi and the others are personally cooking! My god! What kind of treatment is this? The atmosphere within the RNG team is so heartwarming, if I were 'minnaaQAQ' the great god, I'd cry while eating."

"Hahaha! I wonder what that ungrateful wretch is thinking seeing this Weibo post. Will he continue to play dead? Or is he so jealous he's crying with regret?"

"Serves him right!"

"Let him die!"

"That kind of parasite should die! To fall out with a warm club like RNG, I really don't know how someone like him exists!"

"And he suddenly pops out to shamelessly associate himself with the great god 'minnaaQAQ'. Who does he think he is?"

"Some people always think they're amazing, that they can control everything, but in reality, they're nothing! /side-eye"

"So, didn't you see that no matter how much this clown jumps around, the great god 'minnaaQAQ' didn't even acknowledge him? /smirking face"

"No, no, I have to go check that parasite's Weibo again. I bet he's famous now. Warning! Warning~!"

"..."

RNG's little royal fans, like a swarm of locusts, expressed their fierce loyalty on RNG's official Weibo before impatiently rushing to Xu Junyan's Weibo once more.

And, at almost the exact same time, Xu Junyan had just updated his Weibo status.

He reposted RNG's latest update, commenting with four words.

[Told you all, get lost.]

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