The Stupid Dog Ran Into a Tree

"Holy crap!"

The Royal Hooligans, whose morale had been crushed by Xu Junyan's thunderous combo and who were already dazed, suddenly saw this comment and their eyes lit up. They found hope and started barking again.

"Yeah! You say it's your account, so it's yours? What a joke!"

"The great god [minnaaQAQ] has a 90% win rate and is rank one on the Korean server. Who do you think you are?"

"Haha! I almost fell for this match-fixing guy's act. He's right, he risked his life to get rank one on the Korean server!"

"You got some crappy screenshot and you're acting tough, you idiot! Wake up, you ungrateful wretch, this isn't you!"

"..."

Ding!

Silence Xu Junyan updated his Weibo again.

Countless Royal Hooligans were paying attention to this battle, and many onlookers were also watching. Now, their hearts simultaneously tightened, and their eyes widened.

New update.

[Yes, what isn't yours will never be yours. That's well said. Just like your RNG, because you're trash, you can only get a hollow championship at best. After all, a championship, what isn't yours will never be yours. You can only talk big about it, what else can you do? Can you actually win one? You don't have the ability.]

[As for proving myself, am I that bored? I'll only say it once. There's no need to explain too much for a nascent club and its nascent fans. After all, nascent fans ultimately prefer to live in their own fantasy world.]

[Alright, that's all I have to say today. I've said my piece, little Royal Hooligans, and the nascent club secretly watching from behind, scram. /waves hand]

This Weibo post, calling them nascent little Royal Hooligans one after another, was peak sarcasm!

The Royal Hooligans, who were eagerly awaiting Xu Junyan to be flustered when his lies were exposed, suddenly became anxious themselves!

They were already red-faced and angry from Xu Junyan's earlier words, filled with shame and rage. Now, they were even more furious!

In their agitated state, they flooded the comments section of the post.

"He's guilty! Haha! He's guilty! I knew that account wasn't his! This is hilarious!"

"Can't answer directly? So funny, just say you're guilty! I knew it, a match-fixing guy, he risked his life to get rank one on the Korean server?"

"Damn it! Who are you calling no-champion? Who are you calling a hollow champion? If it weren't for you, our RNG would have won the S7 championship! You owe RNG a championship, understand?"

"Who are you insulting? You're the nascent one!"

"Brothers, he's scared. Listen to me, let's directly push this post to the trending topics on Weibo, and make sure our brother [minnaaQAQ] sees it. Then, we'll expose the ungrateful wretch's lies!"

"Agreed!"

"I agree!"

" +1 +1! I want this ungrateful wretch to die!"

"He really deserves to die!!!"

"..."

The execution power of the Royal Hooligans was always terrifyingly strong. Just as they were like a swarm of locusts when they wanted to attack someone they disliked, the speed at which they pushed the post to the trending topics was also ridiculously fast.

In their imagination, Xu Junyan was clearly guilty. Otherwise, why would he, who had gained the upper hand, suddenly back down and stop arguing with them?

He was clearly scared!

Scared that if he boasted too much, he would really provoke the real [minnaaQAQ] to come out and slap him in the face!

The Royal Hooligans all thought this confidently. Thus, in just one hour, the Weibo post was pushed into the top three trending topics. Along the way, more Royal Hooligans heard the news, left angry comments, and then waited to watch the show.

They even created a second trending topic, which also reached the top five: [Nationwide bounty to find information related to 'minnaaQAQ'.]

But! Another hour passed, and there was no movement.

Three hours passed, still no movement.

Five hours passed, still no movement!

Seven hours passed, still the same!

Finally, a restless Royal Hooligan gritted his teeth and reminded them on Weibo: "Perhaps the great god [minnaaQAQ] is actually Korean? Although he has spoken Chinese, there are quite a few Koreans who know Chinese these days, right?"

The Royal Hooligans, who were on the verge of despair and shame, seemed to have found a new way out. Like a swarm of locusts, they rushed to the Korean website Ins and pushed the trending topics again. They were still searching the entire internet for information related to [minnaaQAQ]. They seemed completely possessed, determined to fight Xu Junyan to the death!

Thus, a day quietly passed, and there was no news from the Korean side.

The Royal Hooligans were almost desperate.

They couldn't find any news about the real [minnaaQAQ] in China, nor could they find any news about the real [minnaaQAQ] on the Korean websites.

Up to this point, [MinnaaQAQ]'s only appearance on public platforms was still Xu Junyan's Weibo update. Could it really be him?...

"Got it! Got it, got it! There's news from the neighboring region. It seems a well-known host said she knows!"

After waiting for a day and a night, the Royal Hooligans, with bloodshot eyes like rabid dogs, were almost crying with joy. They excitedly rushed to the Korean website Ins again, not forgetting to leave a message under Xu Junyan's Weibo: "You're dead!"

On the Korean website Ins, these Royal Hooligans, like vengeful spirits, tracked down and precisely landed on the account of a host named 'Kim Min-ah QAQ'.

When they read that the host's name also contained "Min-ah," they became even more excited!

Found it, found it! Finally found it! Their efforts were not in vain. They could finally go back and mock Xu Junyan, that trash, with vicious sarcasm!

"It was indeed a stolen picture! /sweat_smile"

"Stolen? You're giving him too much credit. How could trash like him be qualified to know the great [minnaaQAQ]!"

"Haha! Yeah, exactly. Just a match-fixing dog! He even fell out with a great club like RNG, who would bother with him!"

"Hilarious! He's about to be finished. Likes to steal pictures, huh? We'll crush him!"

"If this picture-stealing incident gets exposed by us, that ungrateful wretch probably won't be able to hold his head up ever again, right? /side-eye smile"

"This is great! I wish he'd die right now! Preferably far away! Don't come out and disgust us anymore!"

"Beautiful! Well said! If you can talk, say more!"

"..."

The swarming Royal Hooligans were filled with emotion and excitement. Before they could even do anything, they first showered Xu Junyan with malicious curses under this Instagram post. Then, they started to wonder.

What's going on?

This is the right place.

Less than an hour ago, this LCK host named Kim Min-ah had indeed reposted and commented on the trending topic they had created on the Korean web.

The comment was: "Ah! I think I know this ID. I'll check if it's them later..."

It's been over an hour since she started checking, hasn't she finished yet? What's the matter?

More and more Royal Hooligans gathered here. Finally, after two hours, Kim Min-ah's Instagram was updated again.

"It really is. This is the account I helped Junyan Oppa register a while ago. I didn't expect Junyan Oppa to be so popular now. Not only did he hit server first, but he also reached third place on the Instagram trending list. Amazing! /fighting~clenched fist"

Kim Min-ah posted in Korean, but the Royal Hooligans who came here could naturally read Chinese, or they could simply copy and paste it to translate with a browser.

After the translation, this group of Royal Hooligans, who were so passionate and smug just moments ago, suddenly fell silent.

Their eyes were fixed on the four characters "Junyan Oppa," staring constantly. Their silence was unprecedented, like dead dogs.

The most terrifying thing was that as they gritted their teeth, filled with hatred and shame, and slunk back.

On Weibo, Silence Xu Junyan updated his post again.

"Pfft! I saw the neighbor's dogs today. Those stupid dogs that do nothing all day and just love to bark, lined up and ran into a tree and died. They're so stupid, haha!"

One sentence, and it was a complete kill!!