LOL: The Joy of Being a Chinese Mid-Laner in the LCK
Chapter 31

Do you believe I'll block your contract?

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After he posted a screenshot of the Korean server homepage with "[minnaaQAQ]" after casually calling someone a clown twice, the Royal Hooligans present all choked, and a batch of them had their defenses broken, spitting out a title called "[It's not ***'s fault that *** lost]".

Annotation: "When worn, the team prefix and player ID can be automatically filled in according to the actual situation, triggering the 'never blame me' buff. No matter how much you feed, how invisible you are in the game, after the game, fans will not blame you incorrectly and will actively find reasons to shift the blame to others in the team."

Xu Junyan had been staring at this title for a very, very long time before. After a long period of speechlessness, he regained his composure.

He shouldn't be surprised. There were already countless gsls among the Royal Hooligans. So, what was wrong with a few bizarre titles popping out after breaking the defenses of the Royal Hooligans in general?

After all, wasn't the favorite saying of gsls 'RNG lost, it's not Uzi's fault'?

However, he was also certain that this was an absolutely useless title.

Looking at it again now, he still felt it was useless. This title was as idiotic as his gsl masters.

So, what about the other two new ones?

Xu Junyan gazed intently. Both of these were titles that popped out after he posted his last Weibo, completely crushing RNG and the Royal Hooligans.

The former popped out a title called "[Don't you want your nationality?]".

Annotation: "When this title is worn, you will become exceptionally powerful when facing opponents whose nationality is different from yours, with a 50% increase in concentration! A 50% increase in overall strength for all heroes! Note that this title has side effects. After wearing it, after every game, you will gain a 'must flame in front of the audience' buff, lasting for 10 seconds, meaning you will definitely flame for 10 seconds after every game!"

After reading this title, Xu Junyan was filled with pleasant surprise. Another title that provided comprehensive buff bonuses!

This was definitely a top-tier title. Most importantly, he was going to play professionally in the neighboring region next, where there were only pure Koreans and no foreign aids. Wearing this title would be extremely useful! It was almost equivalent to a super passive that was always triggered.

As for its side effect, Xu Junyan didn't take it to heart at all. He wasn't worried that the side effect of this title would turn him into a player with terrible character who constantly flamed.

Flaming after every match, whether it was the opponent or his teammates, was clearly inappropriate. But he could flame the RN scum! From his perspective, flaming the RN scum was absolutely righteous execution, always righteous execution!

Therefore, this side effect was as good as nonexistent for him.

The third title that popped out from the latter was called "[What if I block your contract?]".

Annotation: "When this title is worn, the host will have abnormally keen insight into contracts that are closely related to their own interests. With this, the host will never lose money when signing any contract in the future. At the same time, the host will also be particularly adept at creating subtle contract loopholes, thereby perfectly screwing over others when signing contracts without them noticing. Note that when implementing the second effect, if the party signing is accompanied by three lawyers, this effect will automatically become invalid, because you can't screw over a party who brings three lawyers to sign a contract with you. /Shrug"

After reading it, Xu Junyan shook his head speechlessly. Another title that was not very useful but perfectly matched the style of the RN scum.

Through the drop of these three titles this time, Xu Junyan also understood more about the system's rules for dropping titles. For example, the titles it dropped were not necessarily useful. Titles like "[It's not ***'s fault that *** lost]" and "[What if I block your contract?]" were very trashy.

Of course, Xu Junyan was also curious about what would happen if he broke the defenses of a group too many times. So far, the only ones whose defenses he had broken consecutively twice were Xiaohu and the Royal Hooligans.

For the former, the first title dropped was "[Tiger Emperor in Spring, Trash in Summer]", and the second was "[Peeking in the Dark! Sharp Eyes]".

For the latter, the first title dropped was "[It's not ***'s fault that *** lost]", and the second was "[Don't you want your nationality?]".

In both drops, the titles were closely related to the personal circumstances of the dropper and had a strong flavor. But what would happen if he broke the defenses of an object too many times, and all its characteristic titles were gone? Or would nothing drop anymore?

While Xu Junyan was lost in thought, his phone rang, startling him. He shook his head, withdrew his gaze from the void, picked up his phone, and Xu Junyan surprisingly answered it.

It was someone he had commissioned to help him with his overseas documents. After picking up the phone, the person told him that everything was settled.

Xu Junyan was pleasantly surprised. It was so fast! Just now, he had told Kim Min-ah that if it was slow, it would take another week, and the earliest would be three to four days.

After chatting briefly with the person, Xu Junyan put away his phone, tidied up a bit, and went out to collect his documents!

Having reached the top of the Korean server, crushed the little Royal Hooligans and RNG, officially signed with SKT, and now obtained his passport and other necessary items, almost all the small goals for the current stage were completed. Xu Junyan felt completely at ease for this trip and was in such a good mood that he wanted to hum a song.

Next, all that was left was to go to the LCK, play well, and continue to thoroughly crush RNG and the little Royal Hooligans on the road to winning the championship.

"Damon, I really need to make you remember what I told you that day. You're about to regret it!"

Xu Junyan's lips curved into a faint arc as he muttered to himself, his gaze subconsciously drifting back to the titles in the void.

Ahead, faint, pleasant humming could be heard, growing closer. Xu Junyan suddenly snapped back to attention, seeing a girl with a high ponytail, wearing large sunglasses, a black and white striped T-shirt, and blue jeans, humming to herself as she focused on putting on a black leather jacket, walking straight towards him!

Xu Junyan's expression changed slightly. He had no time to consider how this slightly short but clearly beautiful girl was walking directly towards his chest. He hurriedly tried to dodge to the side, but he was still a step too late!

"Yaa~!"

The girl with the high ponytail bumped her head against Xu Junyan's arm, her large sunglasses on her nose fell off, and she directly sat down on the ground with a thud.

As the sunglasses fell, they revealed a face that could be described as perfectly beautiful. Her skin was as fair as snow, so delicate it seemed it could burst with a touch, tender and crystal clear like the most beautiful jade. Her eyes were clear and bright, her delicate nose was pretty and cute.

Squatting on the ground, she seemed a bit dazed. When she finally realized what had happened and slowly looked up, meeting Xu Junyan's frowning gaze, she suddenly let out a sharp cry of "Yaa~!" and quickly covered her face with both hands. After a moment, she quickly bent her knees and buried her face deeply in them.

Xu Junyan was bewildered, not understanding why this very good-looking girl with the high ponytail was acting so strangely.

Seeing her practiced posture of covering her face and burying it in her knees, was she perhaps an "i" person from those legendary university personality tests?

After thinking about it, Xu Junyan felt that he also had some responsibility for this collision, it was fifty-fifty. So, he bent down, picked up the large sunglasses that had fallen at his feet, walked over, hesitated for a long time, and just placed them by her feet. He didn't hand them directly to her, nor did he carelessly strike up a conversation. After doing this, Xu Junyan straightened up and left directly, heading towards the office building where he was about to collect his passport.

Behind him, the girl with the high ponytail, who had buried her excessively beautiful face in her knees, stealthily lifted a corner of her eyes, then lifted them a little more, looked around, and finally lifted them completely.

She looked around again, feeling somewhat fortunate yet incredulous, and murmured, "I wasn't recognized, was I?"

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