"What about the good news?"
"I was just lying to you! Your dad and I are actually already at your doorstep."
"Holy... I'll come out and get you right away." Chen Luo was nearly left speechless by his parents.
"Ah, wait, I think we went to the wrong house. Hi, miss, what's your name? Would you be interested in going on a blind date with my son? My son lives in this neighborhood too. His name is Chen Luo, and he's almost eighteen now. He's not far from the legal marriage age." Chen Luo heard his mother's cheerful voice from the other end of the call.
"???" —Chen Luo.
"No, mom, what are you doing? How can you even go to the wrong house? And don't casually talk to strange girls about blind dates! Why would anyone agree to that?"
Everyone said Chen Luo's prankster trait was off the charts, but Chen Luo felt that he had actually been led astray by his own mom.
"What? She agreed? That's great. By the way, miss, what was your name again?"
"She agreed? What the hell?"
Where did this girl come from? How could she be so shameless?!!
"Bai Zhi? Nice name. Dear son, remember to make enough food for one more person later."
"???"
Bai Zhi?
Why was she... Oh, right, Bai Zhi was living at Xiao Ke'er's place now, and Xiao Ke'er lived in the same neighborhood as Chen Luo.
"Please excuse me, everyone. My mom called me home for dinner, and this time it's for real." Chen Luo cupped his hands toward everyone in the bar, then slipped away directly.
Chen Luo had originally planned to prepare some kind of welcome ceremony, but now it seemed unnecessary.
It was all the Humanization Plugin's fault for not reminding him.
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