Chapter 525: "You Said It Again?"
"Eat me?"
When Shien uttered those incredibly wicked words, Merika froze for a moment. Then her grip on her staff tightened, and she became visibly frightened.
But just as Shien assumed the girl was nervous about him doing something bad, Merika timidly said something.
"Why do you want to eat me? I don't taste good."
Merika became a little scared and aggrieved.
"..."
The wicked smile on Shien's face froze on the spot.
Could this girl have taken him literally? Did she think he wanted to eat her to fill his stomach?
They said Elves were famously pure and holy. It seemed that was true.
Otherwise, how could she not even realize he was making a dirty joke?
"I don't mean that kind of eating."
Shien was somewhat speechless.
"Not that kind of eating?" The little Elf looked bewildered and blurted out, "Then what kind of eating is it?"
Uh...
Shien instantly had no idea how to explain it.
Yet the little Elf stubbornly pressed on.
"What kind of eating is it?" Merika asked, sounding puzzled. "Can't you tell me?"
This innocent little Elf seemed to be getting sulky.
Shien's mouth twitched slightly.
It wasn't that he didn't want to tell her. He was just afraid of corrupting her, understood?
Otherwise, believe it or not, he could drive this car straight into the sky and speed all the way into outer space.
Still...
"I can tell you," Shien said, his eyes shifting as he suddenly smiled like an old fox and tempted her. "But you have to promise me first. Once I tell you, you have to let me eat you. Deal?"
Hearing that, Merika looked frightened again.
There was no helping it.
Being eaten sounded terrifying.
There wasn't much meat on her, and