"It looked like you didn't like me talking too much. Okay, I could understand that. So where were you taking me next? Did you have a super-cool giant laboratory too? Could we study your cape there? Or I could let you study my web-shooters. They were actually really..."
As Spider-Man reached that point, he caught Batman's death glare. He immediately pinched his index fingers and thumbs together over his mouth and slid them across in a zipping motion, indicating that he would stop talking.
Batman swept his cape aside and leaped down from the high-rise. Spider-Man followed close behind. Even though Batman had already used his fastest speed, Spider-Man still kept up effortlessly. Batman led him all the way to the Batcave.
Just as Batman was opening the door, he heard a string of exclamations behind him. Spider-Man was like a frog with a switch flipped inside him, a succession of "wows" popping out above his head.
"This is way too cool! What is this? Some kind of mysterious dark-core design? This door is incredible! Is that keypad facial recognition? And this handle—you carved bat patterns onto it. That is just perfect."
"Stay still. Don't touch anything. There are weapons above the door." Batman dutifully gave the warning to every Robin visiting for the first time, then went to open his complicated bat-lock.
Batman swore that he had only stopped watching Spider-Man for about a minute and a half. It definitely had not been more than two minutes before he heard a crunch behind him.
When Spider-Man appeared before him again, he was holding the door handle Batman had painstakingly carved with bat patterns.
Batman's eyes widened slightly. Like a child who had done something wrong, Spider-Man hurriedly explained, "I wasn't trying to take it off on purpose. I thought