Bang! Bang! Bang!
Spider-Man stood outside the restaurant, pounding on the front door as he shouted, "Hello? Is anyone here? Could someone come open the door for me?"
Behind the surveillance monitors, Batman covered his forehead. It was the first time he had ever seen someone knock before entering through the front door to take down a supervillain.
After Spider-Man had been knocking for quite a while, a mob boss with tattoos all over his face and a scar on his left cheek poked his head out and snarled, "Who the fuck is banging on the door in broad daylight?! Don't you know we only open at night? Get lost!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the mob boss tried to close the door. But when he grabbed the handle and pulled it inward, he found that the heavy door would not budge. All he saw was Spider-Man's fist, as big as a sandbag.
With a bang, Spider-Man knocked the mob boss who had opened the door straight to the floor. Then he pushed the door outward and squeezed through the gap.
"Help! Help! Someone's forcing their way in!" The mob boss clutched his broken nose and shouted, "Get over here! Another idiot is here to trash the place!!"
After a burst of chaotic commotion, a group of disheveled mob enforcers rushed out with guns in hand. As they chambered rounds, they cursed, "Which suicidal bastard is it this time? Who dares make trouble at Penguin's place?!"
"How many people are on the other side? I'll make them die ugly!!"
"The boss is talking business with the mayor. Anyone who causes trouble at a time like this will die without a whole body left!"
"Sorry, may I ask whether this boss of yours, Penguin, is named Oswald Cobblepot?"
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