"Hi, everyone, I'm Spider-Man. I guess I don't need to explain much, since we're all Spider-Men. I'm sure you've all read the Gotham Travelogue written by that other Spider-Man, right? I really liked that blog post too, so when I actually met a Batman, I chose to go back to his hometown, Gotham, with him."
"Today is my second day here, though we arrived last night. I really have to thank an Archangel named Lucifer for that. He thought I performed pretty well in the game, so he was willing to give me a ride while he was passing by."
"Oh, right, one more thing. We transferred through Heaven, and I waited in the Garden of Eden for over two hours. Seriously, the fish there were so lively. I really wanted to record the Angels fishing and show you all, but filming wasn't allowed."
"Okay, okay. I got up especially early today. I heard that in Gotham City, supervillains roam the streets even before dawn. Let's see if we run into any familiar faces from Gotham Travelogue."
"Hey, wait, what's that? Hey, you guy in the green suit, don't scribble all over the walls! Stop right there! Or Spider-Man will make you regret it!"
A series of crackles, bangs, and thuds rang out. Batman covered his eyes with his fingertips. He felt a slight ringing in his ears, so he used the device on his gauntlet to check his ear pressure again.
But he knew there was nothing wrong with his ears. The persistent buzzing was coming from inside his brain.
Batman now felt that he should cut his losses in time. He should have followed his instincts the first time he felt regret and avoided causing any more trouble. Facts proved that his instincts had been right.
The Spider-Man