Wanda stood outside the window, staring dumbfoundedly at the chaotic kitchen. She opened her mouth, then closed it again.
"Is roast duck really that hard to make?" Wanda asked in surprise. "What happened? Did the oven explode?"
"Of course not. I'm not Stark, that kitchen terrorist. A naughty little fellow did this. Oh, right, let me introduce you—Jeff the land shark. Cute, isn't he?"
Schiller held Jeff up in front of Wanda. Wanda let out a squeal and snatched Jeff into her arms. She carefully stroked his head first, then, after realizing he was not a toy, planted a hard kiss on his nose.
"Oh my God! How could there be such an adorable little shark?" Wanda's eyes sparkled with stars. She turned Jeff left and right, flipped him up and down, kneading him over and over as though he were a plush toy.
"He's a genetically modified creature. Normal land sharks combine shark and dinosaur genes, but he seems to be a mix of shark and dog genes. You can think of him as a puppy that looks like a shark."
"My God! Which genius scientist came up with that?! It perfectly makes up for the tragic lack of sharks on land and dogs in the sea! I'd give him a Nobel Prize!"
"He wasn't a good person," Schiller said. "Most land sharks are ugly. More precisely, Jeff is a failed experiment..."
Jeff clearly understood human speech. The moment he heard "failed experiment," all four legs and his shark fin drooped. Wanda immediately shouted at Schiller, "Hey, don't say that! You're hurting his feelings! Our adorable little shark isn't a failure. You're the cutest baby in the world! Come here, let me kiss you!"
Schiller shook his head helplessly. He had known Wanda would like Jeff. Wanda had strange