"Something happened to your universe too? Then... what about that Batman's universe? The one who likes wearing metal armor. I sent him a message, but he never replied... What? They were invaded by Electronic Life too? Good God..."
"No, Batman is fine. I'm the one calling you, because he's busy chasing that guy down. Ever since he came back from magic school, we beat up Hades, the god of the Underworld in our universe, drained all the souls he'd accumulated there, and refined them into energy. That took several months. By the time we realized something had happened on the East Coast, that guy was already buried deep. The two of us have been run ragged lately..."
"All right, the Cosmic War in your universe isn't over yet?... Is that so? It's almost at the end? How much did you get? Don't mind me, Batman told me to ask."
"What?! You wiped out Oa entirely?!! All the Guardians of the Universe are dead?!... Oh, all right. But they're almost all dead, right? They totally had it coming. Yes, Green Lantern told me about them..."
"The seven Lantern powers they intercepted? Is there really such a thing? About how much is there? All right, I'll have Green Lantern keep an eye out. If there's really that much, I'll organize an army to attack Oa..."
"Where did that metal-armored Batman get his energy? What?! He raided Mount Olympus?! Didn't Wonder Woman object? He locked Wonder Woman up?! Rao! I hereby declare him the strongest Batman!"
"Really? Hecate still has energy? I knew it, that owl is always up to this kind of crooked scheme. He even bullied the Batman from my universe at school. I'll settle the score with him sooner or later! I'll go ask Wonder Woman in a moment..."
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