"Look at the mess you made! It was all because you told Peter about weaving webs back then! Now he's spinning webs all over New York. He can make three a day, and the cleaning companies can't keep up with him!"
"I was trying to make him understand the importance of Social Engineering, not telling him to weave webs on a physical level!"
In front of the floor-to-ceiling windows of Stark Tower's laboratory, Stark and Schiller argued nonstop. Stark waved his arms and shouted, "You knew he was a foolish kid! And you still explained something that profound to him. Didn't you know he'd interpret it completely differently?!"
"Do you really think Peter, with his intelligence, would interpret what I said as weaving webs everywhere over New York? Why don't you and Connors find something for Peter to do? What happened to all those research projects of yours?" Schiller retorted.
Connors, who had been innocently dragged into this, raised a document and said, "Actually, he hasn't delayed the research at all. He finished everything in half the usual time, then used the extra time to go out and spin webs. I have to say, as a spider, he's quite diligent."
"But he's a human!" Stark raised his voice. "Spider-Man isn't a spider. He's a human! Even if he were a spider, he still can't spin three webs over New York every day! Has he considered how people with arachnophobia feel?"
Schiller looked up at the web not far away and said, "You know, it's actually pretty well made. If my asylum had more room, I'd quite like to take one back as a decoration..."
The moment he finished speaking, his phone came to life. He picked it up and said, "Hello? Ultron?... Oh, yes, I'm at Stark Tower. What's wrong?"