"What exactly caused the massive influx of mosquitoes this year? We have specially invited Professor Cafichi, a mosquito expert who has published several books, to answer that question for us."
"Hello, everyone! Well... to start with the conclusion, this year's mosquitoes are a new species, so I don't really understand them either."
"Then get the hell out of here!"
"Cough, cough, cough! Sorry. Now, let me give you a detailed account of where these dangerous mosquitoes were first discovered, as well as their impact on the surrounding environment and residents."
Watching the news on TV, Saitama, who had been about to take a watering can out to water his plants, stopped in his tracks. His previously cheerful face immediately fell. "They've reached Z-City already? A massive mosquito outbreak? Give me a break."
After saying that, he walked straight onto the balcony and began frantically watering a cactus.
Allen, who lived next door, happened to witness this scene. The corner of his mouth twitched uncontrollably as he could not help reminding him, "Hey! Cacti are drought-resistant plants! If you water it like that, its roots will rot before long."
"Ah! Really?"
Saitama hurriedly tossed the watering can aside. Ignoring the thorns, he yanked the entire cactus out of its pot to check whether the roots had really rotted.
It has to be said, his thought process was sometimes truly bizarre, and he often did things that left people both amused and speechless.
After staring at it for about half a minute, this guy finally uttered a few words from his expressionless face. "Oh! They really did rot!"
"With the way you raise plants, anything you keep is bound to die. I think you should raise a monster with a stronger life force instead. At least it won't be so easily