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Chapter 6

Magical Girl Lumingfei, Reporting for Duty!

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Magical Girl Lumingfei, Makes Her Grand Entrance!

Lumingfei abruptly stopped and faced the charging monster head-on. Clenching the gem in his fist, he held it to his chest and shouted:

"Transform!"

The next instant, a burst of dazzling multicolored light erupted from his body, like a flashbang going off in the open—yet it wasn't painful to look at.

"I'm glowing? It's real!"

The claw struck Lumingfei's body. He reflexively shut his eyes, but the pain he expected never came. The black-scaled claw was bounced away as though it had struck an impossibly hard diamond, scattering a few sparks.

Then, the dazzling light gradually gathered over Lumingfei's body, taking shape before slowly fading away.

Beneath the radiance, a pair of legs wrapped in white stockings appeared first, followed by pink platform heels adorned with small, adorable pink polka-dot bows. Then the glow slowly rose, revealing a lavish pink-and-white Lolita dress, with an enormous white bow tied at the back of his waist. Finally, a lace-trimmed choker and an exquisite bunny hair accessory appeared around Lumingfei's neck and atop his head.

At last, the gem in his hand gradually changed shape, becoming a Heart-shaped Scepter with a pink handle. A pair of white wings blossomed from either side of the heart.

As if his body were no longer under his control, Lumingfei automatically struck a V-sign beside his eye, bracing his other hand behind him in a bizarre pose.

Magical Girl Pink: Lumingfei, makes her glamorous entrance!

A breeze drifted past, lifting the cute skirt slightly and revealing the pair of thighs beneath, wrapped in white stockings and covered in thick, dense leg hair.

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Lumingfei froze. His four-core brain clearly couldn't process the situation before him and briefly crashed.

The monster froze too. Its brain couldn't process what it was seeing either. Every creature in nature feared the unknown, but driven by the hunger gnawing at its belly, the monster snapped out of it and lunged at Lumingfei.

The lunge naturally jolted Lumingfei awake from his daze. He instinctively stepped back, trying to avoid the bloodstained jaws rushing toward him.

The instant Lumingfei's thigh muscles tensed, the asphalt beneath his feet—compressed under intense heat and pressure—instantly cracked apart. Lumingfei himself flashed ten meters away as though he had teleported.

Only then came the shockwave that tore through the air, trailing a ten-meter-long streak of white mist.

Boom!

"." Lumingfei froze again.

What was that? Did I do that? As though hearing the question in his heart, the black silhouette that had called itself a "familiar" appeared again. This time, however, there was no Time Stop.

"Oh my, looks like you've already mastered Magical Girl PINK's power." Chu Ke smiled happily. "Go on, wipe it out with your magic wand!"

Only then did Lumingfei seem to fully come back to his senses and realize that he might have been tricked.

"Wait, where the hell is my Kamen Rider?! What the hell is this magical girl crap!?" he cursed.

He was a perfectly normal eighteen-year-old man, physically and mentally healthy, yet he was dressed in an absurdly adorable pink Lolita dress. Who the fuck wouldn't be confused?

"Who told you this was Kamen Rider? That's the business next door. Magical girls are my specialty." Chu Ke spread his hands helplessly.

Only then did Lumingfei remember that the familiar had never once said this was Kamen Rider. He had imagined the whole thing himself.

"Damn it!" Humiliated and furious, Lumingfei punched the wall beside him. His fist, covered by a white lace-trimmed opera glove, smashed a huge spiderweb of cracks into the wall.

"You should focus on the monster in front of you. It's about to lose control of its appetite," Chu Ke kindly reminded him.

The monster had been startled by Lumingfei's sudden burst of speed and hadn't dared pounce again, but the little reasoning instinct it possessed was about to be overwhelmed by hunger.

The next moment, the monster charged at him again.

"H-how the hell am I supposed to fight it?!" Lumingfei stammered in fright. "Do I cast magic? How do I do that? What's the spell?"

Though he had just experienced his own immense strength, Lumingfei had spent eighteen years as an ordinary person. Faced with a monster like this, he couldn't help being afraid.

"What magic? What are you talking about?" Chu Ke asked in confusion, then said as if it were only natural, "Just use your biceps to swing the wand at it, obviously."

"What?!" Before Lumingfei could even finish voicing his shock, the monster was already in front of him.

Almost entirely on instinct, Lumingfei raised the adorable heart-shaped wand at the monster's enormous face and swung with all his strength.

Bang! A massive sonic boom erupted. Rings of airwaves surged outward like crashing mountains and tsunamis, even blowing the rain in midair backward.

In an instant, the monster exploded into a spray of bloody sludge that splattered backward, leaving not even a scrap behind.

"Ah..." Even Lumingfei was stunned by the absurd damage.

Maybe being a magical girl wasn't so bad after all?

Pop! Two bursts of confetti inexplicably exploded in the air.

"Congratulations! No more delays!" Chu Ke clapped cheerfully. "Congratulations on passing the trial and becoming Magical Girl PINK!"

"Who wants to be a magical girl?!" Lumingfei snapped, hurling the wand in his hand down at the ground.

The wand immediately sank into the ground like a hot knife through butter, leaving only its top exposed.

"Then should I take back your power?" Chu Ke floated over beside Lumingfei and murmured like a devil, "You'd better think carefully."

"For eighteen years, as a useless loser, your life seemed to contain nothing but failure. The girl you liked was a hundred thousand miles beyond your reach, and the things you desired were so far away that you could never obtain them."

"This may be your only chance in life to acquire such Supernatural Power. Are you sure you want to give it up just like that?"

"Without this power, what do you even have left?"

"Stop! Enough!" Lumingfei shuddered. This guy had stripped him bare, right down to his underwear. "You're not a familiar—you're a damn devil!"

But the familiar had a point—what did he have left?

After witnessing this kind of supernatural power today, could he really resign himself to going back to being that pathetic loser? Aside from having no dignity whatsoever, this power actually seemed pretty strong.

Becoming a Magical Girl suddenly didn't seem so hard to accept. "Fine!" Lu Mingfei gritted his teeth. "I, Lu Mingfei, will be a Magical Girl!"

"What do I do next? With all that commotion just now, someone's definitely going to come investigate, right?"

After going through a whole series of absurd events today, Lu Mingfei felt like his brain had become a lot sharper.

"It's fine for now. I used magic to contain the sound." Chu Ke spread his hands. "Looks like you've made your decision."

"Next, point your wand at the bloodstains."

Something clicked in Lu Mingfei's mind, and he latched onto the key point. "So I can still use magic, right?!"

To be fair, the idea of a Magical Girl swinging people around with her biceps was still deeply out of place.

Though he had already prepared himself to become a Magical Girl, he still cared rather a lot about his image.

After all, it was one of the few scraps of dignity he had left.

"You can, but you need to do as I say first."

Hearing that, Lu Mingfei said no more. He bent down and yanked the wand out of the ground like pulling up a weed, then aimed it at the pool of blood.

The next moment, the wings on the wand spread open, and a beam of pink light shot out, shining onto the bloodstains.

At once, the splattered blood began flowing backward into the wand.

At the same time, a thin layer of scarlet appeared within the pink Heart-shaped Gem at the top of the wand.

love power:5

"..."

Lu Mingfei slammed the wand into the ground, creating another crater beside the one from before.

"What kind of Magical Girl gets the power of love by killing enemies, sucking their blood, and offering it as a sacrifice?! This is a freaking cursed artifact!"

"You're a demon too, aren't you?!"

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