The next day, Naruto frowned at the side mission that had suddenly appeared.
[Side Mission: Take an artistic ninja registration photo]
Artistic?
Explain, what exactly is "artistic"?
He glanced at the reward again: only 500 Chakra and 200 experience points.
Forget it, this kind of mission isn't worth doing.
He was about to dismiss it when he looked up and saw the Hokage Rock, and Naruto suddenly had an idea.
Who says this isn't art?
On the roof of the Hokage Building.
"Are you sure this is it?" The photographer, lying on the ground as Naruto requested, looked up at him and emphasized.
At this moment, the camera's frame perfectly captured Naruto and the painted Hokage Rock behind him.
"Of course, don't forget to get all the masterpieces in the back in the shot."
"Okay, say cheese!"
"Cheeeeese~"
In the photo, Naruto's bright smile occupied the lower half, while above it were the four painted Hokage Rocks.
After taking the artistic photo, Naruto went downstairs to submit his ninja registration form. On the way, he ran into Shikamaru and Choji, who had already finished. Naruto had taken the longest.
In a blink of an eye, inside the room.
The Third Hokage stared at the form with a grim expression, making it impossible to guess his mood.
Seeing that his masterpiece might be ruined, Naruto quickly tried to explain, "Hokage Grandpa, I'll clean them up as soon as I get out. I promise."
"Reshoot!" the Third Hokage flatly refused.
"I disagree."
Naruto insisted that his hard work should be respected.
"Naruto, your ninja registration photo will be kept in the archives. It's highly confidential. Future ninja might recognize you from this photo."
Emmm...
Staring into the Third Hokage's calm eyes, Naruto guessed that his plan was likely doomed, but...
He had no choice but to use that move!
Old man, you're forcing my hand!
"Konoha Secret Technique: Sexy Jutsu!"
Bang~
As the white smoke dissipated, Naruto vanished, replaced by a tall, voluptuous beauty with a devilish figure and blonde hair.
Her simple yet revealing one-piece bikini perfectly accentuated her figure. Her captivating, naturally alluring eyes made one want to cherish her. The buxom beauty struck an S-shaped pose, showcasing her body. Her large breasts were passively squeezed together, revealing a deep, unfathomable cleavage, her chest heaving with every subtle movement.
The stunning beauty seductively whispered, "Please, Hokage-sama~"
Pfft~~
As expected, the Third Hokage was defeated. His nosebleed turned into an engine, instantly flipping his chair as he fell backward.
Looking again, he was already twitching.
Just as expected~
This jutsu, even a low-level E-rank ninjutsu, could still work miracles.
Even the Third Hokage was instantly defeated by this move.
But.
Seeing how effective his move was, Naruto hadn't expected it.
Perhaps, eight out of ten, it was probably because of his vast experience from his previous life?
And this was the result of his continuous refinement.
Thinking back, when he was practicing this ninjutsu, he was truly amazing.
The Nine-Tails couldn't offer any advice; he had to perfect it bit by bit.
During the days he created this ninjutsu, he suffered nosebleeds daily, almost to the point of being unable to replenish himself.
So this move, from 6-year-olds to 100-year-olds, was universally effective!
"Honestly, using such a vulgar jutsu. And don't go around calling such a jutsu a 'Konoha Secret Technique'!" the old Third Hokage grumbled while wiping his nosebleed.
Naruto's ninjutsu had completely disgraced the old man.
"Hehe."
"Speaking of which," the Third Hokage sighed deeply, finally musing, "Leave your registration form here for now."
What do you mean? You agree?
"That's great!"
Naruto almost jumped up. The old man had finally relented. If he could get a small concession this time, then officially changing the Hokage Rock wouldn't be far behind.
The big boss's health bar was already showing; victory was in sight.
"Grandpa, fight me!"
A kid, who knows from where, suddenly burst in from outside, shouting as he charged at the Third Hokage. But he didn't get far before tripping over his own excessively long scarf.
Naruto felt embarrassed just watching him. Where did this barbarian kid come from?
But... "Grandpa?"
This term of address... could he be the Hokage's grandson?
"Damn it, is this a trap?" the kid muttered to himself, clutching his head.
Naruto found the voice surprisingly familiar. Where have I heard it before?
Just then, another ninja wearing a tight-fitting outfit ran in from outside.
This ninja was the kid's teacher. As soon as he entered, he started comforting the child, but Naruto felt the tight-fitting-outfit teacher looking at him with considerable hostility.
Then, the most unexpected thing happened.
"So, it was your trick, huh?"
This brat actually stood in front of Naruto, pointing at him with the Great Prison Finger and demanding, "It was you, wasn't it?"
Huh? I was just minding my own business.
How did I get involved in my own melon-eating?
Naruto felt like he had never been so wronged.
"You tripped yourself, brat!" Naruto grabbed the kid, a threatening look on his face.
"Damn it, stop it! This is Lord Third's grandson," the tight-fitting-outfit ninja teacher threatened.
"Hmm?"
He's really the Third Hokage's grandson?
Just as Naruto was considering how kind the Third Hokage had been to him and was about to let the kid off the hook, the brat added fuel to the fire, saying, "What's wrong, you jerk? If you dare, just do it! Go on, hit me!"
Naruto had never heard such a bizarre request.
Bang~
"I don't care who you are!" Naruto knocked him out with one punch.
He wasn't going to indulge him. If he's this bad at such a young age, who knows what he'll do when he grows up.
In this situation, I, Uzumaki Naruto, the nemesis of justice, must strike with all my might!
Besides, so what if you're the Hokage's grandson? I'm the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki.
There can be multiple Hokage grandsons; the Hokage old man could just work harder and have another son, it's not impossible.
But I only have one of me!
On the way.
As Naruto left the Hokage Building, he sensed a tail following him.
He looked back and saw a large lump appear out of nowhere on the smooth road.
Looking closer, he realized it was a person covered with camouflage cloth, with a little black foot sticking out.
Who did he learn this camouflage technique from? Zero points.
After a few more steps, the person followed again.
"Stop following me," Naruto said impatiently.
"I didn't expect you to see through it," Konohamaru said, removing his disguise and praising him. "As expected of the legendary Uzumaki the One-Man-Army."
Uzumaki the One-Man-Army? That's an ancient title from the previous generation.
"I don't mind being your subordinate."
Huh?
.jpg of me kneeling and begging you for a favor
Naruto looked at him silently and speechlessly. With this brat's arrogant attitude, anyone would think Naruto was the subordinate.
Konohamaru continued, "In exchange, you need to teach me that Sexy Jutsu that can defeat my grandpa."
"Are you done?" Naruto turned and walked away. "Don't make me laugh. You want to be my subordinate? I, Naruto, don't take anyone."
"Don't say that, boss!"
This tone of voice made Naruto stop in his tracks.
"Say that again?"
"Boss! Boss! Boss!"
Confirmed.
Is that you, Choba?
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