After repairing the Kyuubi, Naruto felt refreshed, and even Sasuke and Sakura, who were still "discussing knowledge" outside, were a little pleased with their eyes.
He stretched out comfortably, and his thoughts returned to the great cause of "sheeping wool".
Next target: Hatake Kakashi!
Flying Thunder God flashed, and Naruto's figure disappeared instantly.
The next second,
Naruto appeared next to a secluded bench on the roadside.
Here, Kakashi is lazily leaning on the back of the chair, holding the book "Make-Out Paradise" in his hand, as if he is immersed in some "advanced" plot.
Naruto was unceremonious and sat down next to Kakashi.
"Hey, Kakashi-sensei, where are you studying 'body art'?"
"Ah, it's Naruto." Kakashi is still immersed in reading.
Seeing this, Naruto went straight to the point without any nonsense, "Teacher, you should know that Fourth Hokage Minato Namikaze is my biological father, right?"
The air seemed to freeze for a moment.
"Huh?"
Kakashi put down the book, with a hint of imperceptible tension in his voice. "Who told you?"
"Kyuubi!"
Naruto answered naturally, "It's the guy in my belly."
"Kyuubi?"
Hearing the name of this monster, Kakashi subconsciously tensed up, but thinking about the strength of this disciple, he unexpectedly relaxed.
However
Kakashi still asked as if to confirm, "Are you talking about the nine tails sealed in your body?"
"Uh-huh, yes, that's it."
Naruto nodded with a relaxed expression, "That guy was very tough at first and refused to say anything, but that's all."
At this point, he shrugged, "A beating will make you more honest, and you can do anything."
Kakashi:-_-||
He silently glanced at Naruto with complicated eyes.
He "beat up" the legendary Nine-Tails like a disobedient pet. This apprentice's strength is indeed
He was suddenly in a trance, if Nine-Tails' Rampage Naruto was here back then
Kakashi fell into a brief silence and memories.
Naruto was not idle either, the abacus was rattling in his heart.
OK, Kakashi-sensei does know.
So how to shear wool?
Ninjutsu? It's been squeezed dry a long time ago.
money? Kakashi-sensei's clothes will remain the same for thousands of years, and he may not be as rich as he is. In addition, he has to save money to wait to marry Sister Huahua.
and
Naruto's mind flashed with the information of Kakashi-sensei.
His father committed suicide, his master and his wife sacrificed their lives, one teammate Uchiha Obito was considered dead before and is now a traitorous ninja, and finally he killed another teammate Lin with his own hands.
Thinking of this series of tragedies, Naruto took a deep breath.
Kakashi-sensei is even more miserable than me. Since I haven't had anything, I won't feel the pain, while Kakashi is losing loved ones one after another.
No wonder I thought Kakashi-sensei was dead when we first met.
Naruto thinks that he is usually a bitch, but at least he is still a human being.
I can't do this!
Forget it, I won't collect the wool for the time being, and let's slow down the interest rate for now.
But there's still a problem.
Naruto pretended to be "I'm hurt": "Kakashi-sensei, since you already knew, why didn't you tell me?"
Kakashi held his chin with one hand and answered in a slow tone, "Lord Third meant to keep it strictly confidential before, which is good for your safety and the stability of the village. But then you grew up so fast and became so powerful that even First Hokage and Second... cough, so I think it doesn't matter if I tell you."
"Then what?"
Naruto came closer, more curious, "Then why didn't you say it? You couldn't have forgotten it, right?"
"Well"
Kakashi let out a sigh of unknown meaning and looked at Naruto sincerely, "I seem to have forgotten it. There have been a lot of things lately."
"." Naruto The corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
Forgot?!
I believe you! You white-haired teacher is so mean!
The only one who can usually make up the reasons for being late so fresh, refined and confident is you Kakashi-sensei!
Still forgot? hehe!
I don't believe this reason!
However, considering the various performances of Kakashi-sensei before, it seems that it is really possible?
Thinking of this, Naruto became even more speechless.
Kakashi looked at Naruto's speechless expression, and finally closed his precious book, with a somewhat comforting tone. "Well, it was the teacher's mistake. But, it shouldn't be too late to tell you now, right?"
"Not - late -?"
Naruto immediately raised his voice, with a painful expression on his face, "I have suffered a great loss! I could have been Hokage, but just because you told me one day late, I can't be now! You must compensate me!"
Although it is nonsense, Naruto is very powerful!
Kakashi: "."
"As punishment"
Naruto folded his hands on his chest, raised his chin slightly, and made a gesture of "I am very unhappy and need to compensate", "I punish you by going on a date with Sister Huahua right away!"
"A date?" Kakashi was a little confused.
Naruto raised his eyebrows at him and said with narrow eyes, "I heard that the latest blockbuster released in the village is adapted from Pervy Sage's book "Make-Out Paradise"! What is it called "Intimate Story"? It's a rare opportunity, aren't you excited?"
"A movie adapted from "Make-Out Paradise"? Really?" Kakashi's dead fish eyes that had remained calm for thousands of years suddenly widened! There was a rare hint of urgency in the voice!
"Of course it's true! The screenings may have started now!"
"Ah?" Kakashi stood up suddenly, "Um...Naruto! There's something urgent! I have to leave first!"
Before he finished speaking, his figure instantly turned into a blur of silver light!
"Hey~Teacher!"
Naruto looked at the direction in which he disappeared instantly, and shouted angrily and funnyly, "Don't forget to take Sister Huahua with you to see him~~~~"
Looking at Kakashi's disappearing back, Naruto shrugged speechlessly.
The first "sheep wool" goal failed.
The next target-Pervy Sage!
Pervy Sage This old man, Naruto can see that he is different from Kakashi-sensei. This old man is not only lustful but also has a strong heart. Who else would he be?
Lock Chakra for Jiraiya.
Flying Thunder God flashed and appeared in an alley.
As soon as I looked up, I saw Jiraiya lying on the wall, holding a small telescope and watching "with relish".
"Crack!"
Naruto slapped Jiraiya on the back unceremoniously, almost knocking him off the wall.
"Who?"
Jiraiya turned around in surprise and saw it was Naruto. He immediately put on his signature handsome pose to pretend to be cool.
"Oh? It's Naruto! I'm shocked, I'm accumulating valuable materials for my novel!"
Naruto was too lazy to complain about this old pervert's excuses and went directly into the miserable mode. His face instantly switched to the "weak, pitiful and wronged" mode. "Pervy Sage! You deceived me so hard!"
Seeing Naruto's appearance, Jiraiya was immediately confused. "What? What did I lie to you about?"
"You're still pretending!"
Naruto immediately began to accuse, as if he had been greatly wronged. "Kakashi-sensei told me everything! You knew that Fourth Hokage was my father, but you kept hiding it from me! You caused me to miss Fifth Hokage's prime campaign promotion period! Tell me! Do you owe your only disciple and future savior an explanation and compensation!!!"
Jiraiya looked at Naruto's "devastated" look, and the corners of his eyes couldn't help but twitch.
Although the contact time is not long, he knows what kind of temperament Naruto is.
Therefore, he said perfunctorily, "Oh, this is a bit of a thing. But, as a teacher, I have nothing to lose. The hard-earned money for writing books has been spent on traveling and collecting materials. I really have no money for you!"
"Oh? No oil or water?"
Naruto The corners of his mouth curled up in a dangerous arc, and he struck out like lightning. His skills had already been honed to the level of a "thief".
In an instant, a bankbook appeared in his hand out of thin air.
"Wow" he opened it and pointed at the string of numbers on it that were long enough to blind people's eyes, starting with '5' followed by a string of zeros:
"Huh? 563 million taels. That's just what's in this passbook. Pervy Sage, if you still call it Liangxiu Qingfeng? Then Shinobi World there are no rich people!"
"It's different to write Shinobi World's best-selling book! You have money! With so much money, you are reluctant to spend a penny for your apprentice? You are too stingy!"
Jiraiya blushed, and instantly wanted to grab the bankbook, but was easily dodged by Naruto, so he could only jump. "You bastard! That's my wife's book that I worked so hard to save for my teacher! Do you understand?"
"Wife Ben?"
Naruto sneered, with a look of disgust on his face, "What kind of wife needs a wife book worth more than 500 million taels?"
Suddenly, thinking of a certain blond gambler in Danzo's memory, he suddenly approached Jiraiya and asked tentatively, "Could you be saving it for Tsunade's mother-in-law?"
Jiraiya instantly felt like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, "Cough, cough, cough! You little brat! What nonsense are you talking about! Stop meddling in adults' affairs!"
Such a big reaction? It seems that it is really saved for Tsunade's mother-in-law!
"Okay, okay, I don't care about your business."
Naruto changed the topic and went straight to the topic.
He weighed the passbook in his hand and smiled like a cat that stole the show, "But the apprenticeship ceremony, compensation, and mental damages must be meaningful, right? For the sake of our master and apprentice, I will give you a discount, a few hundred million taels?"
"A few hundred million taels?"
Jiraiya almost couldn't breathe, "You think the money is just tissue paper! No!"
"Tsk"
Naruto put away his smile, his eyes instantly became "unfathomable", and his tone became "lonely": "Well, it seems that my so-called disciple is no more than a few banknotes in the eyes of you, an 'immortal'. The fate of master and disciple is over. What Child of Prophecy, what savior? My heart is cold, I love so and so, I am going to find a remote mountain and old forest to grow mushrooms, and never see you again!"
He said that he was about to leave.
"Wait! Wait!"
Jiraiya As soon as he saw this kid playing for real, his head was as big as a bucket.
If this kid really gives up his game and disappears, wouldn't Toad Sage's prediction come to nothing?
He gritted his teeth, "Buy! What do you want to buy? I'll buy it all for you!"
Naruto showed a smile that finally succeeded, "My request is very simple, Carefree Pill, 100 pieces!"
"100?"
Jiraiya's eyes widened, and his brain filled with yellow waste began to quickly calculate, one piece is twenty thousand taels, and 100 pieces = 2 million taels.
Not much.
"Buy!"
Ten minutes later, Naruto and Jiraiya were sent out by Xiong Fengshan. Lao Xiong's old face smiled like a blooming chrysanthemum.
As expected of a BOSS, his business capabilities are amazing.
Jiraiya looked dull as he stroked his wallet, looking like he was bleeding profusely.
Naruto put the box into his pocket. Looking at his decisive look, he suddenly felt that he could get more wool. "Pervy Sage, this can only be regarded as mental damage fee. But the apprenticeship ceremony. It seems that you haven't given it yet?"
He casually pointed to a small, high-end, decorated western-style building on the hillside not far away. "I think that house is good. It's quiet and elegant. It's very suitable for a poor little person like me who is about to become discouraged and want to fade out of Shinobi World."
"Pervy Sage. Ahem, Teacher Jiraiya, as a master, shouldn't you give your apprentice some heart-warming gifts to encourage you during the low period of his life?"
"What? That house? Full payment?"
Jiraiya almost jumped up, "Boy! Do you know how much that costs? Do you think I am a gold mine?!"
"Full payment? How dare I be so greedy?"
Naruto finally showed a "sincere" smile on his face, "Just the down payment! Just think of it as the belated 'New Official Disciple Meeting Gift' you gave me! Otherwise, hehe, just go grow mushrooms~"
Looking at Naruto's firm eyes that said "I will disappear immediately if you don't agree", then think about that damn prophecy.
Jiraiya felt like his heart was bleeding, his vision went dark, and he finally squeezed out a few words through his teeth with tears in his eyes. "Okay! I'll pay the down payment!"
An hour later, at the door of the real estate agency.
Naruto held the freshly released house deed in his hand and smiled brightly.
The agency manager smiled from ear to ear.
Only Jiraiya, holding his wallet and passbook that was obviously deflated, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, feeling so heartbroken that he couldn't breathe!
Looking at the house deed, Naruto couldn't believe it. This old man actually bought it?
I announced: Teacher Jiraiya, you looked so handsome when you paid just now!
Naruto is in a good mood and is ready to repay Jiraiya with a good revenge.
He leaned over and lowered his voice and asked, "By the way, old man, is the target of my wife Ben. you just said really Tsunade's mother-in-law? Do you want me to help match them up? Do you think the effect of Kakashi and Sister Huahua is good? As soon as I, Shinobi World's Number One Matchmaker, make a move, I guarantee that I will catch you!"
Jiraiya's eyes fluctuated for a moment, and he sighed, "Forget it, brat. That's Tsunade. Just let it go. Just let it go."
But there was obviously something different in the way he looked at Naruto - although this kid was a cheat, he seemed to be a bit crooked?
"Okay~, let nature take its course." Naruto shrugged.
"Then I'm leaving, Teacher Jiraiya."
This time the teacher called Naruto was sincere.
His apprenticeship stemmed from his desire to become Hokage and borrow Jiraiya's political resources.
Do you have any feelings for Jiraiya? Originally there was none, his eyes were filled with longing for Hokage.
But now.
This old man is obviously so stingy about saving his "wife money", but he is willing to pay the down payment of a house in tears for his recent disciple.
This old man seems to be a little honest? Are you really willing to pay for your wife's money for a vague prophecy?
Naruto's mood was a little complicated. He just wanted to collect some small wool. Unexpectedly, this teacher Jiraiya actually dug out his heart and lungs directly.
OK! We recognize this teacher and will support you in your old age in the future.
Next target: Third Elder!
You can't let it go easily this time!