This Naruto Is a Player
Chapter 84

Flying Thunder God: Have You Heard My Story?

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Kakashi stepped out of Hokage Building, with one eye that wrote that life has no love.

He actually let himself take a position at Jonin Commander.

Tsk, that's really troublesome.

But, what about that guy Naruto?

He shook the scroll in his hand. "Flying Thunder God: From Entry to Burial (with Fourth Hokage Academic Notes Limited Edition)".

He is familiar with this stuff!

Back then, he held this scroll and chewed it until his head was bald, and finally realized a truth:

It's not my fault that I can't learn Flying Thunder God, it's a problem with the technique!

But Naruto?

That guy is such a genius, and he has the bonus of being the son of Fourth Hokage, so he should be fine.

At most it's just a matter of time.

Golden retriever, blue eyes, learn how to teleport again.

Kakashi's eyes seemed to be playing Fourth Hokage's high-burning memory kill automatically.

As for Fourth Hokage's other symbol of making meatballs?

For Naruto, in his own words: sprinkle water!

In a daze, Kakashi made up Naruto into Fourth Hokage?

Could it be that as Naruto said, "Make-Out Paradise" is really nerve-wracking?

Will watching too much lead to spiritual emptiness? Even blue, no, even Chakra is not enough?

Even, he is always urged by the kid to find a partner and then give the book to him for safekeeping ahem!

Thinking of this, I lamented that Naruto's character is a bit worse than Fourth Hokage's.

It would be nice if Naruto's character wasn't so bad.

Well, I'm still young, let's talk about it later.

other side.

Naruto followed suit and glanced at the "duo" whispering behind him, his eyes gradually becoming suspicious.

What's going on?

Uchiha Clan, this cold and hard nail household, was really taught Sakura's "Green Tea Limited Edition Strategy" to loosen the foundation?

Sasuke ah Sasuke!

Can't you tell that you are also the tsundere ceiling board who said "disgusting" only to have your body taken away?

But all this guy thinks about is "revenge, revenge, revenge, revenge again", and he is even more league-oriented than Avengers.

Will there be a good outcome for the two of them?

Thinking of this, as Shinobi World's Number One Matchmaker, Naruto took out the "For Your Own Good" brand loudspeaker on the spot. "Sasuke!"

He spoke earnestly, "Be nice to Sakura! Don't be like Fujiwara Takumi from the racing show next door. His girlfriend's engine is about to explode, and he's still worried about cornering the gutter!"

Both the car and the wife are important, understand? "

Hearing this, the corners of Sakura's mouth rose crazily, and he desperately covered his mouth to make a "puff" sound - it was so difficult to hold back his laughter!

Although Sasuke didn't understand, he directly activated the "low pressure" mode, with dark clouds on his face and looming thunder:

"Do you want to die once?"

Naruto: Haha, I am invincible, you can do whatever you want.

Do you understand why we are so arrogant and not afraid of being beaten?

Invincibility is our trump card!

"Let's talk."

Naruto changed the topic, "Which corner are you two going to resell me to? This is the VIP P section of Hot Spring Street, right?"

"Dangdangdangdang~☆"

Sakura suddenly stood in front of the most luxurious house on the corner, turned around 360 degrees, spread out his arms and grandly introduced, "Surprise surprise - Konoha Hot Spring Scene's new top luxury hot spring, Naru Sa Sakura's hot spring!"

Naruto: (⊙⊙)

He didn't react for a moment, "What kind of stitching-weird aesthetic is this name? Wait! Who bought this place with this weird name?!"

Sakura put his hands on his hips and suppressed a smile, "Who else could it be? Our dear Saske-chan!"

Sasuke leaned against the wall with his arms folded. He didn't care about Sakura's title, but nodded coolly and noblely.

Naruto really didn't lie to him when he boasted about it before.

What real estate is timeless hard money and what value investing.

After Land of Waves came back, he bought this hot spring and planned to build Bonding Nest (crossed out) a partner base exclusively for Naruto.

It has appreciated by 10% so far.

And Naruto was petrified on the spot. jpg

Is this the money-making ability of Fu Second Hokage?

Then he suddenly realized. "Wait a minute. You used to always say, 'My family is pretty big.' So it turns out you're not just a liar, but a real tycoon showing off your wealth?"

This guy!!!

I admire it, Naruto admires it fiercely.

He is also rich, and the stall he can open is also very large. Land of Grass's investment is a huge sum. Uzumaki Dog Egg is building an unknown aircraft. He has spent hundreds of millions on it. He currently has no money to buy a hot spring!

Moreover, he is seemingly a pauper and is not suitable for large-scale spending.

Otherwise, if a person is convicted of having a huge amount of property with unknown origin, he will suffer. No, Konoha will suffer.

For the sake of Konoha's safety, he, Uzumaki Naruto, Konoha, the rising sun, has always adhered to a simple policy.

Look at Sasuke again? Such a big deal.

No,

Starting today, I must give Rich Bro Uchiha a little respect.

That night.

The three of them soaked in the "Uchiha Exclusive Imperial Hot Spring" blessed with special petals Immortal Aura.

Naruto was steamed out of his body and felt extremely comfortable, "Gan! If I had known that the hot spring was so refreshing, I would have stayed here every day and not gone out."

On the other side, Sakura was paddling happily. "Wuhu~ Finally, I don't have to squeeze into the girl's bath to watch the aunt rub her back!"

It's quiet at night.

Naruto was wrapped in the hot spring limited edition dinosaur one-piece pajamas and rolled into the middle of the bed in the master bedroom.

Fight the Landlord was about to have some fun and excitement with Kyuubi when Naruto suddenly discovered that in reality, his left and right arms were suddenly subjected to physical locking and confinement techniques!

No need to look,

This scent of cherry blossoms, and the same Uchiha Imperial Hot Springs scent as him, there is no doubt that they are two teammates.

Thinking of the whispers between the two during the day,

Sure enough, Sasuke has no good intentions!

Naruto was helpless. When he saw the name of the hot spring with his "Ming" at the front, he knew that something was going to happen.

But he still had no choice but to express his attitude by shouting, "I knew you two were 'Bonding Assassins'!"

In the darkness, Sasuke raised his lips: Plan √

The next day, Kakashi-sensei arrived.

Facing the "Naru Sa Sakura's Soup" with its own "Poverty Limits Imagination" buff, his Sharingan under Forehead Protector almost crashed and restarted.

Lock eyes on the sign for 3 seconds:

"This name. Did Naruto buy it?"

"Hi~Kakashi-san!" Three little ones emerged from the door.

"Teacher, please come in quickly! Try this 'Uchiha Exclusive Hot Spring SPA' specially created for the Chakra nobles! It is guaranteed to be numb and numb to the soul!"

Soon, three grown men soaked in the dense soup pool.

During this period, Naruto glanced sideways at Kakashi: Tsk, this inverted triangle figure management is quite enviable, but does the teacher's mask extend over his face?! Don't even take it off even after taking a bath?

"Naruto,"

Kakashi's lazy voice floated up mixed with water vapor, "Flying Thunder God Technique, do you know?"

Naruto: Huh?

Flying Thunder God?

Isn't this the first skill I bought after traveling through time?

He pretended to recall on the surface, "Uh, it seems to be Fourth Hokage-sama, the Express Delivery Technique who disappeared in a 'swish'?"

Kakashi closed his eyes and enjoyed the water, as if casually saying, "Well, if I ask you to learn this thing, how long do you estimate it will take?"

How long?

immediately? Or right away?

How about performing a one-second round trip from a hot spring to Hokage Building to a ramen shop to a daddy's burger shop?

Although he was very playful in his heart, Naruto still pretended to be thoughtful on the surface. "Kakashi-san, my learning speed actually depends on your Relationship Status Progress Bar!"

Kakashi's lazily closed eyelids opened a crack: Huh?

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