My Diary in Battle Through the Heavens: Heroines Are All Confused!
Chapter 20

Queen Medusa's Undergarment (Please Bookmark)

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Queen Medusa's Undergarment (Please Bookmark)

Whoosh—

Chen Changxin let out a breath of stale air and briefly assessed his own strength.

Looking at his extremely solid muscles and the faint golden glow on the surface of his body, Chen Changxin knew very well—

he had successfully mastered the Dragon Elephant Sea Transformation Art and the Immortal Longevity Technique.

The power of flesh and blood within his body had reached heights he had never attained before. Chen Changxin did not even need to mobilize the Dou Qi within him—

to punch a peak Dou Ling expert to death with a single blow.

With a thought, Chen Changxin opened his status panel:

Recorder: Chen Changxin! Age: Nineteen! Realm: Dou Ling expert (eight-star)! Cultivation methods: Sword Emperor Art (Emperor Grade Cultivation Method), Serpent's Edge (mastery, Mysterious Tier High Grade), Substitute Serpent Spirit (proficient, Mysterious Tier Mid Grade), Four Seasons Swordplay (mastery, Earth Tier Low Grade), Scorching Flames (great accomplishment, Mysterious Tier High Grade), Dragon Elephant Sea Transformation Art (proficient, Heavenly Grade High-Rank Divine Ability), Immortal Longevity Technique (proficient, Quasi-Divine Grade Cultivation Method). Swordsmanship attainment: Great Luo Sword Heart (minor accomplishment, Sky Tier Divine Ability)! Skills: Alchemy (beginner), formations (minor accomplishment), restrictions (minor accomplishment), talisman mastery (Four-Seal Talisman Master). Inventory: Qi Recovery Pill, Qi Gathering Pill, Ice Heart Medicine, Spirit Soul Pill

After looking over his cultivation progress, Chen Changxin nodded in great satisfaction.

Other than the Substitute Serpent Spirit and Scorching Flames, which he had not cultivated much these past few days, everything else had improved to an utterly terrifying degree.

Especially after comprehending the Great Luo Sword Heart, both the Four Seasons Swordplay and Serpent's Edge had directly reached mastery!

Furthermore, the Dragon Elephant Sea Transformation Art and the Immortal Longevity Technique had both reached the proficient level.

If cultivated to their peaks, they could transform dragon and elephant into seas, ignite the Longevity Lamp, and achieve Origin Blood!

That would be true bodily sanctification, with strength enough to uproot mountains and spirit to overwhelm the world!

By then, Chen Changxin would be able to split an abyss with one sword and destroy a city with one finger!

Hahahaha.

Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome!

I can punch a giant elephant to death now!

I never thought I would be able to learn the supreme divine abilities of the ancient Kui Ancestor, the Dragon Elephant Sea Transformation Art and the Immortal Longevity Technique!

As expected of ancient-grade cultivation methods. This feels incredible! What Eight Ancient Clans? What Central Plains Hundred Sects? They all have to step aside!

This is far stronger than the bodies of those Shi Clan people! The mere Shi Clan dares call itself one of the Eight Ancient Clans? Once this Sword Emperor emerges, I'll destroy the Shi Clan first and earn myself a place among the Eight Ancient Clans!

Then I'll go to the Gu Clan and ask that old father-in-law Gu Yuan for Gu Xun'er's hand. Gu Xun'er may have been touched by Xiao Yan and is no longer pure, but how old was she back then? Stainless steel membranes hadn't even been invented yet. Her chest was flat as a board, so what could she possibly have lost?

This Sword Emperor is magnanimous. Being a concubine would be fine too. If not, I'll marry her and beat her up every day. Either way, I can't let her go to waste!

As expected of an unparalleled genius as brilliant as me—even the heavens are helping me!

In just one day, I broke through two stars in a row and reached the eight-star Dou Ling realm. Why is breaking through realms easier than breaking through that barrier women have?!

If this keeps up, this world probably won't be able to contain me anymore!

"Pah! Shameless little thief!"

Seeing Chen Changxin's vulgar comparison, some of the female leads who knew a little about such matters immediately flushed red and spat toward the distant Chen Changxin.

"But did this guy really break through two stars in a single day? Why do I feel like he could become a Dou Zong expert in less than half a year?"

Some of the other female leads revealed shocked expressions.

Clearly, Chen Changxin's talent was monstrously excessive!

In just three days, he had gone from a Three-star Dou Shi to an Eight-star Dou Ling!

What kind of terrifying concept was that?

Even among the peerless geniuses famous throughout the Dou Qi Continent and the sects of the Central Plains, not a single one cultivated at such a frightening speed!

Only by consuming those heaven-and-earth treasures said to exist only in legends could someone possibly achieve Chen Changxin's utterly terrifying pace!

Ding—Congratulations, Host, for keeping a diary for three days. You have obtained One Year of Pure Dou Qi and one Beginner Draw!

Ding—Congratulations, Host. Your Beginner Draw has yielded one female lead's dudou!

What the fuck...

Hearing the system notification, Chen Changxin, who had just awakened from his sleep, instantly jolted awake.

Looking at the dudou that had suddenly appeared atop his bedding, still carrying residual warmth and fragrance, Chen Changxin fell into deep thought.

Has my protagonist's luck already run out?!

It's only the third day, and I got such an absurd reward!

Although Beginner Draws encompass all things and can produce useless rewards, this is normal.

But a dudou worn by a woman is just too outrageous!

"So unlucky!" Chen Changxin muttered.

Giving him a dudou was not nearly as practical as giving him some human gold coins.

Even though, as a prince of the Snake People Clan, he lacked neither food nor clothing, that would still have been better than this dudou!

He was not some flower-plucking fiend, so what was he supposed to do with this thing?

After thinking it over,

Chen Changxin decided to throw it away so it would not be such an eyesore!

Chen Changxin picked up the dudou from his bedding, and a woman's fragrance instantly rushed into his nose.

Mmm...

It smells amazing!

The scent was mixed with a woman's natural body fragrance, intoxicating and refreshing.

And the smell seemed somewhat familiar.

Chen Changxin fell into deep thought once more.

He seemed to have smelled this scent somewhere before.

Suddenly, the door was pushed open, and Xiao Qing appeared in Chen Changxin's room. Her energetic voice followed: "Your Highness, it's time to bathe."

Seeing Chen Changxin sitting on the bed and holding a dudou, Xiao Qing froze in place.

The young woman covered her mouth with her right hand and looked at Chen Changxin in utter astonishment.

If she had not seen wrongly—

her prince was holding a woman's dudou?!

Chen Changxin glanced at Xiao Qing, who had been hit with a shocking sight the moment she entered, and said with a bitter smile, "Xiao Qing, if I say this isn't what you think it is, would you believe me?"

"I'll believe whatever Your Highness says."

Xiao Qing smiled faintly, maintaining the fine professionalism expected of a maid.

Yet her unconsciously retreating steps clearly showed that she did not trust her prince as much as her words suggested.

"..."

Seeing that Xiao Qing's body was far more honest than her mouth, Chen Changxin chose silence.

Trying to explain this would only make things worse.

In their tacit, silent understanding,

Chen Changxin completed his bath and changed clothes under Xiao Qing's service, quietly for the first time in his life.

After washing up, Chen Changxin tied up his long black hair with a wooden hairpin and began his morning training.

Xiao Qing, meanwhile, carefully left Chen Changxin's room.

Her prince seemed to have awakened a terrifying interest!

As for the dudou, the culprit behind the apparent harmony and hidden rift between master and servant, Chen Changxin threw it into a corner of the room.

If not for the fact that it was a system reward, Chen Changxin would have set it on fire immediately.

It was not because Chen Changxin had any attachment to the thing!

All of a sudden,

Chen Changxin heard some commotion outside.

"Xiao Qing, what happened?" Chen Changxin called out to Xiao Qing outside the room.

"Please wait, Your Highness. Xiao Qing will go find out." Xiao Qing hurriedly replied obediently.

After quite a while, Xiao Qing returned to the room, looking extremely uneasy.

Looking at Chen Changxin's handsome face, she stammered, "Your Majesty lost something and suspects that an outsider from the Snake People Clan infiltrated the Queen's Palace. She is sending people to search for it!"

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