My Diary in Battle Through the Heavens: Heroines Are All Confused!
Chapter 33

Xiao Yi Xian's Wife Knows How to Care for People

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"Because magical beasts ran rampant in Qingshan Town, I decided to move to another city and start over," Xiao Yi Xian said with a smile, trying to cover it up.

Move to another city?!

Did she think this was sightseeing?

If she were a Dou Emperor or Dou Zong, Chen Changxin could accept her traveling around for fun and moving to another city whenever she pleased.

But Xiao Yi Xian was not even a Dou Master.

Crossing mountains and rivers along the way—she should count herself lucky if she had not been eaten by magical beasts.

Traveling?

Was she tired of living?

Chen Changxin felt that there was something very wrong with the Xiao Yi Xian before him!

Either she had not told him the truth, or she was hiding something from him.

"I've seen plenty of people travel, but this is the first time I've seen someone travel themselves into becoming a beggar," Chen Changxin remarked. Everyone had secrets, and he had his own as well. He had no intention of digging into hers.

Of course!

Xiao Yi Xian's secret was nothing more than the Calamity Poison Body.

She must have accidentally awakened the Calamity Poison Body and been unable to remain in Qingshan Town, which was why she had come to Shimo City.

Others feared the Calamity Poison Body, but Chen Changxin did not.

Was it not simply a body full of poison?

It was not as though it could not be controlled. To say nothing of elsewhere, Old Yao in Wutan City knew how to control it.

Moreover, what the Calamity Poison Body gave Xiao Yi Xian was not merely deadly poison, but also a shortcut to becoming an apex powerhouse.

So long as Xiao Yi Xian could control the Calamity Poison Body.

Her strength would grow to a terrifying level. It was not impossible for her to become a Poison Emperor of her generation!

Just thinking about a dangerous woman whose whole body was poisonous was exciting~

Hearing Chen Changxin's words, Xiao Yi Xian looked up at him, ignored him, and lowered her head to continue eating.

She was afraid she would not be able to hold herself back!

Wasn't she in such a miserable state because of him?!

He called her his little wife, yet when it came to exploiting his wife, he showed absolutely no mercy.

"What are your plans next? Seeing how pitiful you are, you definitely don't have the money to repay this prince for the room and food I paid for you."

Xiao Yi Xian said nothing, but Chen Changxin did not mind and continued on his own.

"Ah?"

"The room and food? You never said I had to pay?"

Xiao Yi Xian raised her head and stared at him blankly.

"I didn't say it, but that doesn't mean I don't want it," Chen Changxin said calmly. "Seeing how poor you are, I suppose you have no money. How about you give yourself to me instead?!"

Xiao Yi Xian: "."

Good grief!

Xiao Yi Xian had wondered why this fellow had been so kind, even booking her an upper-class room.

So this was the scheme he had been planning all along!

Sure enough, a dog's mouth could not spit out ivory.

"I don't have any money. Could you..." Xiao Yi Xian looked at him pitifully.

Before she could finish, Chen Changxin cut her off. "No money? Then work off your debt. Once you've paid it off, we'll call it even!"

"You—"

Xiao Yi Xian glared at him furiously, rising from her chair.

"What about me? You eat and sleep for free, and you still think you're in the right?" Seeing the resentful look on Xiao Yi Xian's face, Chen Changxin grinned wickedly. "Serve as this prince's maid for three months, and we'll consider the debt settled. How about it?"

"In your dreams! I haven't even slept there—I only ate a little of your food, and you want this young lady to work for you for three months???" Xiao Yi Xian glared at him in rage.

She had seen shameless people before.

But she had never seen anyone as shameless as Chen Changxin. He was even more hateful than the shopkeeper of Myriad Medicine 斋.

"If you don't want to work, then pay up. Room and food together come to thirteen gold coins."

"It's been about the time it takes to burn an incense stick since I paid, hasn't it? I won't charge you much interest—one hundred and thirty gold coins altogether. Give me the money, and I'll let you leave!"

Chen Changxin looked at Xiao Yi Xian with a wicked grin.

"What?"

"Only one incense stick's time, thirteen gold coins, and you actually multiplied it tenfold for me?! You're shameless!"

"You bastard!!" Xiao Yi Xian gritted her teeth in hatred. If she could have beaten him, she would have already attacked him.

"This prince has always been upright and honorable. If you don't agree, how about we go to the Shimo City authorities and discuss how you attacked the soldiers at the city gate?"

Chen Changxin said meaningfully.

"Fine, I admit defeat! Isn't it just three months as a maid? Just don't regret it!"

Xiao Yi Xian said through clenched teeth, then turned and left. Just as she pushed open the door, she heard Chen Changxin's voice behind her.

"That's more like it. Debts must be repaid—it's only natural! But let me remind you: don't even think about running away. It's all desert around here."

"If you run and get caught, your term doubles—it'll be nine months!!!"

Xiao Yi Xian: (〃>皿<)

"Wouldn't doubling three months make six months? Who taught you math?"

"For others, it's six months. For this prince, it's nine! If you don't like it, then don't run." Chen Changxin ignored Xiao Yi Xian as he sipped his hot tea.

Bang—

The door slammed shut.

In the corridor, Xiao Yi Xian looked back at the door behind her, gritting her teeth in fury.

Shameless!

Utterly fucking shameless.

It wasn't as though Xiao Yi Xian had never considered running away, but that guy was a genuine Dou Ling—and the prince of the Snake People Clan.

It could be said that the entire Tagor Desert was his territory!

Where could she run?

At the thought of being caught after escaping and having her term doubled to nine months, the little idea in Xiao Yi Xian's heart immediately died down.

Why did I have to come to Shimo City?

Well, this was great. She had even gotten herself dragged into it.

Damn it, I ran into a human trafficker. Chen Changxin was absolutely the most shameless bastard and filthy rogue in the world!

Inside the room!

Chen Changxin eagerly picked up his diary and recorded how he felt at that moment.

Awesome awesome awesome awesome!!!

This feels so fucking good!

". Pah, pah, pah!"

"What's wrong with him now?"

"Does it really feel that good? Did he break through again?!"

"Doesn't look like it. He was just saying it felt good, without being narcissistic. It doesn't seem like a breakthrough—more like he did something bad!"

When the female protagonists saw the opening lines in the diary, they all spat in Chen Changxin's direction without prior agreement.

At the same time, they were curious about what exactly Chen Changxin was so pleased about.

After all!

It was already midnight. What could possibly make Chen Changxin this happy?!

One thing was certain: it definitely wasn't anything good!

As expected, this prince is someone favored by the Heavenly Dao. I just stepped out and ran into a peerless poison woman—this is amazing!

I originally thought I would run into my little wife Qing Lin. Who knew I'd instead meet Xiao Yi Xian, that little demoness covered in poison.

My little wife Xiao Yi Xian actually came to Shimo City looking for this prince!

She must have been conquered by this prince's handsome appearance and elegant temperament. As expected of a little demoness on bedmate level, she couldn't wait to come warm her husband's bed!

Wife Xiao Yi Xian really knows how to cherish people. I wonder what my other wives are doing right now? Ya Fei, you big demoness; Qing Lin, my Child Bride; Gu Xun'er, my wife—you'd better wash up nice and clean and wait for your husband!

"..."

"You hateful bastard, you big bastard! You already knew I was Xiao Yi Xian, yet you still bullied me like this! I'll bite you to death!!!"

Xiao Yi Xian had just returned to her bed when she saw Chen Changxin's updated diary.

When she read what was written in it, Xiao Yi Xian could no longer hold herself together. Her little mouth puckered, and she began crying in grievance, tears pattering down her cheeks.

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