My Diary in Battle Through the Heavens: Heroines Are All Confused!
Chapter 36

If My Wives Can't Sleep, Please Pick Up the Pillow by Your Bed

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The luxurious room before her, its resplendent decorations.

And the faint sandalwood fragrance lingering throughout the room—everything left Qing Lin utterly astonished.

The inside of the room and the outside!

To her, they were two completely different worlds.

Qing Lin had never known, nor had she ever imagined, that a room could be so luxurious.

In her mind, a room only needed a warm bed and a candle. If it was extravagant, perhaps it would have a battered, broken table.

That kind of room was the most perfect room Qing Lin could imagine!

But—

Everything she saw now completely overturned Qing Lin's understanding. Everything here was so unbelievable to her.

Yet it also filled her with longing!

She could not imagine what it would feel like to sleep in a bed with curtains.

She could not imagine that a room could be large enough for her to run around in.

She could imagine even less that a room could have so much delicious food, or that dozens of candles could be lit at once!

"Sit here and rest for a while. Wait for me!" Chen Changxin took Qing Lin's hand and led her to a chair in the room, then had her sit down.

After that, he left the room.

Before long, the inn's servants carried in a huge bathing tub and followed Chen Changxin into the room.

The bathwater was filled with flower petals. Chen Changxin had specifically arranged for that.

After dismissing the servants, Chen Changxin looked at Qing Lin, who sat stiffly in the chair like a puppet, and smiled. "Come over. I had them prepare bathwater for you!"

"Take a bath first. Then I'll take you to eat something delicious."

"Ah..."

Qing Lin nervously rose from the chair. Seeing the gentleness in Chen Changxin's eyes, she cautiously walked over to him.

Looking at the steaming hot water and the flower petals floating within it, a trace of confusion appeared in Qing Lin's eyes.

She dipped her little hand into the water, scooped up a petal, and asked curiously, "Why are there flower petals in the bathwater?"

"If you bathe in water steeped with flower petals, your body will carry a special fragrance afterward. Do you like it? I had this specially prepared!"

Chen Changxin said with a smile.

"Mhm~" Qing Lin nodded shyly, standing beside the wooden tub at a loss.

"Oh, wait!"

Chen Changxin slapped his forehead. With a light tap of his finger, the gauze curtain by the bed floated over under the pull of Dou Qi, enclosing Qing Lin and the wooden tub.

With a wave of his hand, he extinguished every candle in the room, leaving only the four candles beside the tub, within the gauze curtain, still burning.

"Now I can't see anything, so you can bathe without worry!" Chen Changxin stood outside the gauze curtain and called out to Qing Lin.

Hearing Chen Changxin's words, Qing Lin raised her head and looked outside. She discovered that it was pitch-black beyond the curtain, and she truly could not see anything.

Seeing this!

Qing Lin's tense body finally relaxed.

After hesitating for a moment, Qing Lin slowly removed the ill-fitting clothes on her body, revealing her delicate, graceful figure before stepping into the wooden tub.

Inside the room!

Chen Changxin's eyes were wide open, and he felt his throat go dry.

His nose felt very uncomfortable.

He wiped his nose.

"..."

Holy shit!

I'm already a Dou Ling expert—how am I still getting nosebleeds?!

Though he said that, there was not the slightest hint of worry on Chen Changxin's face. He still stared unblinkingly at the picturesque white gauze before him.

Chen Changxin had not deceived Qing Lin!

Since it was nighttime, and only the candles around the tub were lit, the entire room beyond the tub was shrouded in darkness.

From Qing Lin's perspective, she truly could not see what was outside.

However, from Chen Changxin's perspective, he could vaguely make out a delicate, graceful body.

Although Qing Lin was only twelve or thirteen, she had already grown into the shape of an adult. Her slender figure was simply adorably irresistible.

If Your Majesty was a cold and aloof mature beauty, Princess Die a proud elf, and Xiao Yi Xian a seductive enchantress, then Qing Lin was a soft and adorable loli!

If she tied her hair into twin tails and put on a maid outfit with Black Silk Stockings!

Absolutely, utterly amazing!

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

October 1st—Dragon Head Raising!

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"Pah, Dragon Head Raising in the middle of the night? That guy definitely hasn't been up to anything good!"

"Damn Chen Changxin, is he seriously not going to let people sleep~~~"

It was already late, and some of the female leads had been preparing for bed. The moment they saw Chen Changxin's updated diary, their cheeks instantly flushed red.

One by one, they tossed and turned in bed, unable to fall asleep.

They were all curious just what had happened that made Chen Changxin stay up in the middle of the night with Dragon Head Raising!

Today had to be my lucky day. This was too awesome!

I actually picked up my little Child Bride, Qing Lin, off the street!

Could it be that this prince is destined to suffer this trial? Entangled by peach blossoms?! Sin, sin! Heavens, I, Chen Changxin, save all living beings—please place all such sins upon me! For the peace of the Dou Qi Continent, I am willing to bear them all on my shoulders!

"Pah, you pervert. Calling her a Child Bride—just hearing it sounds improper. Don't tell me you abducted some family's little girl?"

"That's too shameless! Saying it's for the peace of the Dou Qi Continent when it's clearly for your own selfish desires!"

"He wouldn't even spare a little girl, would he? That's a bit too..."

"Damn it, let go of that Child Bride and let me do it!"

At this sight, all the female leads froze. The next moment, they began verbally condemning Chen Changxin one after another.

Chen Changxin, who was currently writing in his room, had no idea that the diary he wrote tonight would leave countless female leads grinding their teeth and unable to sleep all night!

Unfortunately, little Qing Lin was still too young, only twelve or thirteen and not fully developed yet. But I dare say that in the future, she'll definitely grow into a devastating beauty.

Don't ask this prince why I'm so certain, because just now, this prince personally watched Qing Lin take off her clothes and bathe.

That figure, that slim waist—absolutely incredible!

To let Qing Lin bathe, this prince specifically used a gauze curtain to block things off and told her it could obstruct her vision!

I didn't lie to her. The gauze curtain really could block her vision, but it couldn't block this prince's. It was too awesome!

But don't underestimate my little Qing Lin just because she's young. Her aptitude is among the very best.

With an Innate Divine Ability like the Triple Jade-Green Snake Flower Pupils, she could be considered the emperor of all snake-type magical beasts. She could control any snake-type magical beast and could even absorb their dou qi to increase her own strength.

As long as I train her properly, Qing Lin would grow very big very soon!

It was a bit of a pity. So far, I had only watched little Qing Lin bathe.

If I got the chance, I would definitely like to watch Your Majesty, Princess Die, Sect Master Yun, Miss Nalan Yanran, Gu Xun'er, Ya Fei, Xiao Yi Xian, Bibi Dong, Qian Renxue, the Ice Master, and Ying Huanhuan—so many wives bathing together.

What was a blissful sex life? This was the true blissful sex life!

Alright, that's all for today's diary. This prince still has to go scrub little Qing Lin's back. My dear wives, if you can't sleep, then just pick up the pillow on your bed and comfort your lonely hearts.

After all, this prince isn't strong enough yet and simply lacks the energy to attend to everyone~~

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