Xiao Yixian, you're too useless! You're not as good as a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl.

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Feeling the familiar fullness of Dou Qi within his body, Chen Changxin sensed his tranquil vortex boiling once more.

"I broke through again? Great! Activate Super Draw!"

Chen Changxin said excitedly as he directly began the draw!

He had only just sampled life's forbidden pleasures yesterday, yet today he had gained a Super Draw opportunity. The system really knew how to play along!

Sure enough, good fortune never came twice—how true the ancients' words were~

Ding—Congratulations, Host, for obtaining the Dual Cultivation Immortal Method, Longevity Inner Scripture, and Mysterious Maiden Heavenly Scripture!

"..."

Hearing the system prompt, Chen Changxin froze on the spot.

The Dual Cultivation Immortal Method was the GOAT!

Just from the name alone, he could tell it was high-end, grand, and classy!

It definitely would not be inferior to the Sword Emperor Art, but... dual cultivation?!

Good lord!

This system seemed a little improper, didn't it?!

Soon after, Chen Changxin felt a peculiar set of memories flood into his mind.

Holy shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!

After waking up refreshed from a good night's sleep, this prince's cultivation had increased again. A Nine-Star Dou Ling—one step closer to my goal of becoming a Sword Emperor!

I couldn't hold back last night, but it really wasn't my fault, I swear. I only meant to scrub my Child Bride's back; I had no other thoughts.

It was just that my Child Bride really knew how to play along, tossing and turning in the bath barrel as though she did not regard this prince as an outsider at all!

This prince could not bear to see Qing Lin suffer so much, so I helped Qing Lin clear her meridians through the night. Doing good deeds is my duty, after all!

Sigh, now that I think about it, I still feel a little guilty! When I get the chance in the future, I should also clear the meridians of Your Majesty, Fairy Die, Sect Master Yun, Nalan Yanran, Gu Xun'er, Ya Fei, Bibi Dong, and Qian Renxue!

This prince is determined to save all of the Dou Qi Continent. I certainly will not play favorites!

"Pah, pah, pah! Who asked you to help clear their meridians?"

"As expected of you—you will not even spare girls in their teens. No one else could do something like this!" The named heroines flushed with embarrassment and fury, gritting their teeth as they spat at Chen Changxin from afar.

Come to think of it, I really should thank Qing Lin. Helping Qing Lin clear her meridians actually earned me two Dual Cultivation Immortal Methods? What an unexpected delight!

As the saying goes, fortune never comes alone and disaster never comes singly. Even these immortal methods came two at a time. This prince truly is favored by the Heavenly Dao, commonly known as the Chosen One—turning the tide, leaving not a single one behind!

Speaking of these immortal methods, the Longevity Inner Scripture was practically tailor-made for this prince!

It was said to be a supreme immortal method created by an Immortal Emperor. This immortal method claimed that one could bed three thousand women and ascend in broad daylight!

Of course, everyone, do not misunderstand. Whether I ascend or not is unimportant; the key is that the inheritance left behind by our ancestors must not be cut off!

However, the Longevity Inner Scripture had one greatest drawback: those who cultivated it would refine essence into qi, which would affect the cultivator's fertility to a certain extent. In other words, it spread the Dao without sowing seeds.

Although it would not affect my little brother's battles against countless women, if I lost my fertility, would that not mean I would have to work day and night?

Your Majesty, Princess Die, Xiao Yi Xian, Ya Fei, Li Hanyi, An Miaoyi, Zhu Zhuqing, Ning Rongrong, Yun Xi, Huo Ling'er, Ji Ziyue—you would not want me to lose my fertility either, right?

"Pah! What does it have to do with me if a shameless bastard like you loses his fertility?!"

The many heroines revealed sly looks, secretly delighted as they blushed and spat lightly.