My Diary in Battle Through the Heavens: Heroines Are All Confused!
Chapter 43

Joking? This Stuff Counts as a Cultivation Technique?

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Since she had already come in, she definitely did not want to leave just like that.

Maybe she could find some dirt on Chen Changxin in this room?

"Mm." Qing Lin did not think much of it. After nodding, she stopped paying attention to Xiao Yi Xian.

Then, Xiao Yi Xian began looking around the room curiously.

"Eh?!"

When she spotted the jade slip placed by the bedside, Xiao Yi Xian let out a curious gasp. "What is this?"

Before she had even finished speaking, Xiao Yi Xian had already picked up the jade slip.

"Ah!"

"Big Sister, you can't look at that." Seeing the jade slip in Xiao Yi Xian's hand, Qing Lin was instantly startled and got up to run over to her.

She snatched the jade slip back and hid it behind her back. A bashful flush appeared on her youthful cheeks as she lowered her head, not daring to look at Xiao Yi Xian.

"..."

Xiao Yi Xian, meanwhile, stood rooted to the spot as though struck by lightning.

She had originally thought that jade slip was Chen Changxin's diary!

Or perhaps some kind of cultivation technique.

Who would have thought that bastard would openly leave that sort of thing right beside his bed?!

Thinking of the illustrated pages she had just seen, Xiao Yi Xian's mind went completely blank.

Combined with what she had witnessed last night, the knowledge contained within had already exceeded Xiao Yi Xian's understanding!

"Pah, that hateful Chen Changxin! How could he leave something like that here?"

"Isn't that just corrupting a young girl?!"

Xiao Yi Xian spat lightly, her face red.

Obviously, that thing could not possibly belong to Qing Lin.

It had to be that bastard Chen Changxin's. At the thought of those illustrations, Xiao Yi Xian's whole body trembled.

She felt both embarrassed and angry, her face flushed as she did not dare look at Qing Lin.

"N-No, that's not it. Th-This is a cultivation technique Big Brother gave Qing Lin. Qing Lin just forgot to put it away. It's not Big Brother's fault!"

Hearing Xiao Yi Xian's words, Qing Lin lowered her head and bit her cherry lips lightly, her voice trembling.

"..."

"You said... this thing is a cultivation technique?"

Xiao Yi Xian froze, looking at Qing Lin with pity. "That bastard tricked you. How could this possibly be a cultivation technique? This is clearly..."

At this point, the blush on Xiao Yi Xian's face spread all the way to her ears.

Calling such inappropriate material a cultivation technique just to deceive a young girl—Chen Changxin, did your conscience not hurt?

Although Xiao Yi Xian's cultivation was not high and she was only a Two-star Dou Zhe, she could still tell the difference between a cultivation technique and that sort of thing.

"Big Brother didn't lie!"

"Although it looks strange, it really is a cultivation technique."

Qing Lin spoke firmly. Afraid that Xiao Yi Xian would not believe her, she raised her wrist. A faint ripple of Dou Qi appeared in her palm. "Look, this is the Dou Qi I cultivated this morning with that technique!"

"Qing Lin had never cultivated before. Big Brother even praised me this morning. He said I'm already at Five-star Dou Qi!"

As she said this, a proud expression appeared on Qing Lin's face.

She was clearly thrilled about having cultivated Dou Qi.

But in Qing Lin's heart, what she cared about even more was Chen Changxin's praise!

"Never cultivated before?"

"In one morning, you reached Five-star Dou Qi..."

"Are you cheating?"

Xiao Yi Xian was dumbfounded!

She had cultivated for a full ten years, yet she was only a Two-star Dou Zhe now.

And Qing Lin had cultivated for merely one morning and had directly reached Five-star Dou Qi?!

Even a divine technique could not improve someone that quickly, could it?

Compared to her, was she not simply trash?

The gap was far too obvious, wasn't it?!

"What cultivation technique can raise someone so much in one morning? Little girl, we're both women. Women don't lie to women!"

"Tell your big sister honestly—how did you improve so quickly through cultivation?"

Xiao Yi Xian lightly bit her pearly teeth as she looked at Qing Lin before asking.

She felt there was something fishy about this.

Something was very wrong!

So she had to get to the bottom of it. If Qing Lin had some special method...

Xiao Yi Xian felt that perhaps she could coax some methods and tricks for speeding up cultivation out of this little girl!

"Uh..."

"I just cultivated like that..." Qing Lin blushed, not knowing how to explain it.

After all, what had happened during this morning's cultivation was truly hard to speak of!

"Like what?" Seeing this, Xiao Yi Xian bent over and leaned close to Qing Lin, asking curiously.

"I cultivated together with Big Brother~"

Qing Lin pointed at the large bed behind Xiao Yi Xian, her voice barely louder than a whisper.

"???"

Xiao Yi Xian stared blankly at the bed behind her. Although the bedding had been tidied up...

Those wrinkled sheets...

Still revealed something of what had happened!

"Ha... it's fine. You... I..." Xiao Yi Xian rapidly fanned her burning cheeks with both hands like palm-leaf fans.

She stood there awkwardly, unsure whether she should continue asking or not.

Seeing this!

Qing Lin clasped her fingers together so tightly that she nearly rubbed them raw.

Though she was still naïve...

She could tell that Big Sister Xiao Yi Xian must have imagined something improper.

She regretted it a little now. It seemed she should not have pointed at the bed~

Thinking of last night's scene...

Qing Lin's originally youthful cheeks were now as red as ripe cherries, so flushed they seemed ready to drip with moisture.

So embarrassing~

As though they shared the same thought, the two stood rooted to the spot like wooden stakes.

"I..."

"Big Sister..."

They spoke at the same time, then both stopped. Their words were cut off, leaving them equally flustered and at a loss.

"Big Sister, it's a cultivation technique... not what you think. Big Brother said this technique is called the Mysterious Maiden Heavenly Scripture! It's very powerful."

Qing Lin bit her cherry-red lips, her voice trembling as she stiffly explained...

Never once daring to lift her head and look at Xiao Yi Xian!

"Okay, a cultivation technique. Fine, fine, fine—cultivate well. I'm leaving first!"

Xiao Yi Xian spoke as though her tongue were tied, stammering over every word.

With that, she fled the room like a rabbit.

Creak—

The door shut!

The two people, one inside and one outside the room, let out long sighs of relief at the same time.

In the corridor!

Xiao Yi Xian stood outside the door, her legs weak and trembling.

She unconsciously touched her cheeks; they were hot enough to boil water.

"That damned bastard, what kind of person uses what kind of cultivation technique!!!"

"What kind of bullshit cultivation technique is this? And he calls it an immortal art? It just teaches people such shameful things?"

Xiao Yi Xian looked at Chen Changxin, who was eating downstairs, and muttered through gritted teeth.

Even so!

Xiao Yi Xian's heart was already roiling with towering waves.

In a single morning, someone who could not cultivate had directly reached Five-star Dou Qi.

If she kept cultivating like that...

Wouldn't she ascend on the spot?!

Although the cultivation technique was improper, its effects were remarkably obvious.

If only I could cultivate it too.

"Pah, pah, pah! Xiao Yi Xian, what are you thinking? How could you cultivate such a shameful technique?"

Xiao Yi Xian silently berated herself, shooting Chen Changxin a fierce glare.

"..."

Her expression froze. She saw that Chen Changxin had already finished eating downstairs and was sitting in his chair, impatiently sweeping his gaze toward the upper floor.

Xiao Yi Xian immediately pulled her head back like a startled rabbit.

Then she quickly headed downstairs.

Thank you, esteemed readers, for your rewards and support!

The author writes very slowly, and this is also my first time writing this kind of subject matter. There are many parts I write and then delete~~~

I hope all you handsome fellows will be understanding!!!

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