Cold-faced Bean-Eating Dragon

[Congratulations to Marvika for obtaining the skill: Here You Go]

Here You Go

Allows the user to freely select a weapon from a nearby ally and forcibly take it into their own hands. (Mom won't have to worry about allies not handing over weapons anymore~)

[Chaska: This skill... doesn't seem very useful, does it?]

[Marani: Yeah, and it can only take weapons from nearby allies. But if the Pyro Archon wanted something, she could just ask us directly—no need to take it by force.]

[Kachina: That's right, that's right. If the Pyro Archon needs anything, just say the word.]

[Iansan: Besides, the Pyro Archon probably wouldn't want our weapons anyway, right?]

[Marani: So this skill really does seem useless.]

[Marvika: Haha, don't think like that. Maybe one day I'll run into a powerful opponent without a weapon, and the allies around me can't hand theirs over—then it'll come in handy.]

[Next video coming up.]

<Sparkle: I can't take this damn job for one more day!>

(This video comes from Little Broken Site, creator: Teacher Fang is Here)

(PS: From now on, work titles will be marked with angle brackets.)

[Herta: Who is this! So bold as to hire a Masked Fool to work.]

[Potyov: Who else but that blessed company would pull a stupid stunt like this!]

[Sparkle: Haha, making the invincible Sparkle-sama work for a living—now that's some real fun.]

[Murata Himeko: Is there something wrong with this young lady named Sparkle? Why can't she work?]

[Himeko: Let me explain, me from another world.]

[Himeko: This young lady should be a Masked Fool.]

[Himeko: Through the system, you should already know the relationship between the Aeons and Paths in our world.]

[Himeko: And this young lady is a Masked Fool who follows the Aeon of The Joy, Aha. Just like how the Antimatter Legion under the Aeon of The Destruction keeps destroying planets, and the Xianzhou Alliance under the Aeon of The Hunt keeps taking revenge on the Abundance's abominations...]

[Himeko: The Masked Fools also roam the universe looking for or creating fun. To them, if blowing up a planet sounds amusing, they'll find every way to do it.]

[Himeko: So if they were actually allowed to work, the company going bankrupt would probably be the least of the problems.]

[Sparkle: That's right! The universe is already boring enough—if we don't find some fun, it'll be even duller~]

Video starts

"Lame? Then practice more!" An Automaton Grizzly crashed down from the sky, its massive body slamming heavily onto the ground.

Across from it, the Xianzhou's Closed-eyed General, Jing Yuan, the Trailblaze Crew's first swordswoman who hadn't even started learning swordsmanship yet, March 7th, and the true boss of Ground Fire, Natasha, had all fallen. Only the Cold-faced Little Azure Dragon, who had activated his big form, was still barely standing.

[Seele (Honkai: Star Rail): Big Sister Natasha!]

[Bronya (Honkai Impact): Another Seele!]

[Blade: Dan Yu! There are five people, and three debts! You are one of them!!!]

[Dan Heng: I am not him.]

[Blade: Haha~ Dan Heng, do you think changing your face, taking a new name, and the sins of the past can just be wiped away? You... haven't even experienced death!]

[March 7th: Even I've fallen! There's actually a robot this powerful in the universe!]

[Fu Xuan: That's not the point! The point is that even that bastard Jing Yuan...]

[Yanqing: How is that possible! Even the General...]

[Herta: A robot that can defeat an Emanator? Was it invented by a member of the Genius Club?]

[Topaz: This robot looks kind of familiar...]

[Topaz: Wait, I remember now! Even though it's been modified, this model was phased out by the company centuries ago. There's no way it should have this kind of power, right?]

[Clara: That robot seems to be from our place.]

[Herta: Oh? So someone on your planet modified this model?]

[Herta: No, that doesn't add up. If someone could modify a robot like this to the point of defeating an Emanator, they should have joined the Genius Club by now, right?]

[System: You're overthinking it...]

[System: I already told you, your world's story was made into a game. Since it's a game, weakening some characters and buffing some mobs to make money is totally normal.]

March 7th used her last ounce of strength to toss the final Battle Point toward Dan Heng.

"Dan Heng... this is the last bean. Use it sparingly."

With that, she collapsed completely.

Dan Heng caught the Skill Point and felt an instant surge of power.

He clenched the Skill Point, aimed his right hand at the Grizzly, and began gathering energy. With a loud shout, "Hah!" a stream of water shot from his hand.

But it did nothing...

The Grizzly looked at the stream, no thicker than a human arm, and let out its mocking laugh: "Water pressure's that weak? Give me a few more! Hahahaha..."

"Completely useless!" Dan Heng grumbled in frustration as he watched the stream of water fail to even scratch the bear's defense.

Just then, a hand landed on his—it was Sparkle.

"Hey, weakling, let me give you a hand."

Before Dan Heng could react, he felt power surging through his arm and into his body.

Dan Heng couldn't help but let out a satisfied groan. "Hmm, haah, ah~"

At that moment, Dan Heng, who had been running on empty, suddenly gained four Battle Points!

He spent three Battle Points again, and this time, he finally unleashed the true power of the Dragon Lord. "Hmm, haah, ah~"

With Dan Heng's roar, the bear was blasted out of sight, off the planet, and into the cosmos...

As the bear flew over Fontaine's skies, Neuvillette sensed the attack—eerily similar to his own. His eyes snapped open, and he muttered under his breath, "So there's another master out there."

[Stelle: March, what did you give Dan Heng? Can I have one?]

[March 7th: Beats me. I've never seen this thing before.]

[Silver Wolf: Looks like some kind of in-game item.]

[Bronya (Honkai Impact): If Bronya's guess is right, it's probably something like skill points—use one to unleash a skill.]

[Kiana: But I saw that guy Dan Heng use three!]

[Silver Wolf: Probably some special premium character. Some companies love this trick—first release a strong but restricted character, then release another that eases those restrictions. Players who pulled the strong one will want to pull the support too. And just like that, the company makes another pile of cash.]

[March 7th: So Dan Heng's restriction is that he has to use three skill points at once?]

[Silver Wolf: Something like that.]

[Sparkle: Hahaha~ In that case, how about we call you "Cold-faced Bean-Eating Dragon" from now on?]

[Dan Heng: ...]

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