The Seven Laws of the Universe

[Akivili: Akivili's Daily Trailblazing Lesson: Besides "no injury when there's smoke," the other laws of the universe are: villains die from talking too much. Usually, certain villains will spout a whole bunch of nonsense when they are about to win instead of making a move. Then, just as they are about to act, all sorts of inexplicable reasons—teammate rescues, delayed damage, and so on—will cause all their efforts to come to nothing. Trailblazers, take note: when facing enemies, never talk nonsense.]

[Stelle: Don't worry. My bat is as cold as if it had been killing fish at Herta Space Station for thirty years. When it's time to act, I definitely won't show mercy.] ?(`?′)?

[March 7th: This lady uses ice to begin with, so I'm definitely colder than that guy.] o(′^｀)o

[Dan Heng: ...Um, is there any chance we're not villains?] (??ˇ_ˇ??:)

[Stelle: Right, I'm the protagonist! How did I almost forget that?] Σ(????)?

They were the good guys, not villains. This law did not apply to them.

[Himeko: So why did you all so readily cast yourselves as villains?] ╮(??ω??)╭

[March 7th: Uh, Himeko, if I said I got led astray, would you believe me?]

[Stelle: If I said Akivili led me astray, would you believe me?] (?ω?)

[Akivili: 6.] (￢_￢)

[Kiana: Question, question! What are the other five laws besides those two?] ??(ˊωˋ*)??

[Murata Himeko: Why don't I usually see you enjoying studying this much?] (￢_￢)

[Kiana: Ehehe!] (?????)?

[Aha: Aha knows, Aha knows! The other laws are: you don't die from falling into water, clothes don't rip during transformations, the protagonist's party must have three people, transformations grant invincibility, and raising a flag means certain death! Ahahaha, Aha is so smart, Aha is so smart.] (≧ω≦)/

[Stelle: Your summary is quite good, but what if I spin