Honkai Star Rail & Genshin Impact: Unveiling the Three Protagonists
Chapter 690

Is Paimon an Armored Puppet?

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Before Theresa could reply, Kiana suddenly noticed that something was off.

"Eh, Auntie, why are we dressed like this?"?━=????(???????)

"You silly niece, of course it's to make it easier to find Fu Hua."(*`д′)

Theresa planted her hands on her hips, seemingly trying to make herself look more imposing.

But her dignity lasted less than three seconds. Theresa turned and put on a pleading expression as she asked the Armored Puppet floating in midair.

"Oh, right, Teacher Red Kite, where are we?"(′?ω?)?

"Oho~ Little brat, you don't know, do you!"

Wings of Crimson Abyss tapped her forehead with one hand, putting on an inscrutable expression. Then she cleared her throat and explained to Theresa.

"Allow your teacher to explain."(???????)?*.

"According to the writing on the stone, this place is called Ouhuang Mountain. Yet according to the records in the Divine Land Chronicle, no place by that name exists. So where exactly are we? What do the two characters 'Ouhuang' mean? Does this place truly exist? Based on volume 290 of Emperor's National Records, your teacher..."

[Cyno: I'm guessing the villagers who live on this mountain must be very lucky.](?ì_í?)

[Shut Up: Because this is Lucky Emperor Mountain.]

[Shut Up: "Ouhuang" and "Lucky Emperor" are homophones, which makes it rather amusing.]

[Fried Rice Robot: Hahaha, the two masters' skills are as superb as ever!](^▽^)

[Fried Rice Robot: It seems I still need to keep training.](^ω^)

[Shut Up: Keep it up. I'm sure you can become an incredible rising star in the world of bad jokes.](??ω??)?

[Stelle: But no matter what, you can't rise aboard the Stellaris Train, because one Stelle on the train is enough.](???????)

[March 7th: Don't start playing along with them too.]

[March 7th: Shut Up's bad jokes are already cold enough, and now we've got Fried Rice Robot too.

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