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[Otto: Oh my, everyone, you can't look at it that way. Look, in this transaction, my old friend got the money he wanted, I got the advertisement I wanted, Schicksal gained a new source of funding, and Theresa received her New Year's money.]

[Otto: And the price was merely that some people got off-banner pulls. Compared to the benefits we gained, that was nothing at all.](*σ′?`)σ

[Otto: Besides, even if I hadn't siphoned away their luck, they still might not have avoided getting off-banner pulls. So while I may have caused a small number of people to lose a tiny, negligible bit of luck in this event, I brought happiness to even more people, didn't I?]╮(??ω??)╭

[Sushang: Uh, why does that actually sound kind of reasonable?](′?ω?)?

[Lumine: You~ bull~shit!]m9(｀д′)!!!!

[Lumine: Having your luck sucked away isn't that simple. If you don't believe me, then please watch this VCR.]

[Bennett: Uh, I don't know what a VCR is, but... Lumine, you mean I should do it, right?](.???)?

[Lumine: That's right. Bennett, tell them about one of your recent adventures.](?`▽′?)?

[Bennett: Uh, it was actually nothing much. During that adventure, I just got hit by rocks from who-knows-where three times, struck by lightning twice, opened three empty treasure chests and one containing a cabbage, got caught in a hunter uncle's trap once, was accidentally sent flying by a boar once, and then somehow triggered a mechanism in those ruins and activated a Ruin Guard for no apparent reason. After I finally managed to defeat it, I seemed to hit another mechanism, and in the end I got locked up for two days before Razor and Fischl found and rescued me.]

[Bennett: Other than that, nothing much happened.]╮(??ω??)╭

[Bennett: But thinking about it now, I really was lucky to have Razor and Fischl.