Honkai Star Rail & Genshin Impact: Unveiling the Three Protagonists
Chapter 805

The Fool Reveals Himself, Silver Wolf's Fury Soars

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Bastard Group Owner Dad Whose Daughter Is Super Cute (Silent Return): More importantly, if you have time, help me snag the Jiqi Cat figure coming out next week! That figure is being released together with plushies, badges, holographic tickets, and phone charms. You can only grab them online. Even if I used my head to compete, I could only get three at once.

Let's Scatter Stars Together (Star Roar): Can't you have the Void Trotters from the Antimatter Legion, or your clones, help you get them?

Bastard Group Owner Dad Whose Daughter Is Super Cute (Silent Return): I can't do that either. That dumb blacksmith can only make those boring Void Trotters. Other than killing people and causing trouble, they can't do anything. They'd even chop a phone in half trying to grab tickets.

Bastard Group Owner Dad Whose Daughter Is Super Cute (Silent Return): So please, white fairy big sis. This is a father's lifelong request. Please! Help me, Miss Star Roar.

Let's Scatter Stars Together (Star Roar): All right, then. I'll make time to help you grab that plushie.

Bastard Group Owner Dad Whose Daughter Is Super Cute (Silent Return): Thank you, great Miss Star Roar. But I need to clarify something: that isn't a plushie. It's a limited-edition Jiqi Cat figure.

These people... they looked awfully familiar. No, these things were way too familiar.

Wait, why had tracking that cheater led her into a group chat for these Great Extinguishers?

Or was this just a bunch of edgy idiots devoted to The Destruction roleplaying as Great Extinguishers?

That latter possibility was unlikely, though. They were Emanators of The Destruction, after all. Surely no one would dare impersonate them.

Hmm...

Except for those Masked Fools who would stop at nothing for a laugh.

Huh!

Wait!

Masked

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