Genshin Impact, Meicai Pork Burger.
"Hello, everyone. I am Osial, the Vortex Archon."
"Not long ago, my wife Batrice and I traveled all the way from Inazuma to Fontaine. Then, due to a small issue and my somewhat inadequate intelligence gathering beforehand..."
"And for some special reasons—anyway, I let my guard down. I was ambushed by someone and knocked unconscious temporarily. When I woke up, I was here."
"Based on my observations, this should be a prison. The guards who rushed over after I woke up confirmed that thought."
"Heh, that water dragon is truly stupid. Did he think a mortal prison could hold me—the great Osial, Vortex Archon?"
"Heh, how naive!"
"As the God of Water, getting out of this underwater prison would be as easy as Morax casually pulling a pile of Mora from his pocket to buy something."
"As long as I wanted to, I could slip away at any time without alerting anyone."
"But that is the thinking of the weak!" (?ì_í?)
"How could a dignified God leave so disgracefully?"
"I, the great and powerful Vortex Archon Osial, am a real man!"
"A real man!" ヽ(｀д′)ノ
"I heard this Meicai Pork Burger place was managed by some duke."
"As a true powerhouse, even if I wanted to leave, I had to fight my way out openly and honorably!"
"Then I found out where that duke's office was. Originally, I planned to punch through his office and give him a show of strength, but just as I was about to make my move, my intuition told me..."
"If I acted, I would die!"
"So, to be safe, I decided to come back in a few days."
(I absolutely did not run away on the spot. I merely planned to come back in a few days.)
"Then, after